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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My daughter is mad on unicorns. And wants a real one for her 6th birthday. I know they don't exist. Any serious ideas are welcome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy her a horse and say it’s horn fell off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too.

Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too.

Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead. "

They live with the haggis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too.

Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead. "

You've done this before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought my niece a giant one for Christmas that she can sit/lie on watching films.. she bloody loves it. It's the only time she's quiet..

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

Tell her they are as rare as the Loch Ness monster and hide away in the mountains like the Yeti .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too.

Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead.

You've done this before "

It's all true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bought my niece a giant one for Christmas that she can sit/lie on watching films.. she bloody loves it. It's the only time she's quiet.. "

You should have bought a job lot for us lot when we get the grumps

Someone being an arse: "Go and get your unicorn. Go on"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bought my niece a giant one for Christmas that she can sit/lie on watching films.. she bloody loves it. It's the only time she's quiet..

You should have bought a job lot for us lot when we get the grumps

Someone being an arse: "Go and get your unicorn. Go on""

Ha ha should have.. it's the best investment ever as far as my sisters concerned..

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Buy her some dressing up stuff - nurse, police, fire fighter etc.

When she says "Daddy, this isn't what I wanted - I told you I like unicorns"

Blame it on your age related hearing deficiency, and reply "Sorry darling, I thought you loved uniforms"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy her some dressing up stuff - nurse, police, fire fighter etc.

When she says "Daddy, this isn't what I wanted - I told you I like unicorns"

Blame it on your age related hearing deficiency, and reply "Sorry darling, I thought you loved uniforms""

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London


"Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too.

Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead. "

I now really want a unicorn penpal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a horse a slap a cornetto on its head.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buy her a horse and say it’s horn fell off"
Haha! I like that. She's only 6. That would break her heart more

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just get her a load of unicorn theme stuff. Lots in the shops at the mo. They do big cuddly toy ones too.

Real unicorns live on mountains. They get poorly when they live among people. She could have one as a penpal instead. "
Already got a 4ft blow up unicorn, balloons etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could you get a necklace with a unicorn charm on it ? X x x

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Buy her a horse and say it’s horn fell off"

Genius! I'm going to come to you for advice in the future. Would that be OK?

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By *sgigglersCouple
over a year ago

Stoke on Trent

If you look on etsy people sell handmade dragon eggs. In the right colours you could call it a unicorn egg?

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Buy her a rhinoceros and tell her it got fat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Huh lol Google it and buy a joking one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its just for the party I'm sure there will be companies that dress horses as Unicorns for parties. If shes wanting one to keep explain unicorns are not happy being kept as pets but maybe you could look at horse riding lessons instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If its just for the party I'm sure there will be companies that dress horses as Unicorns for parties. If shes wanting one to keep explain unicorns are not happy being kept as pets but maybe you could look at horse riding lessons instead. "

There is a company, no idea of name but it was something I see on tv a while back. The ponies have a horn attached and they are coloured with some kind of dye to make them pink or whatever......sure if you goggle it you'll find something.

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By *honnNikkiCouple
over a year ago

Bolingbrook


"Buy her a horse and say it’s horn fell off"

lol. Love it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take her the zoo, show her a rhino and tell her it's a fat old unicorn that's gone grey.

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City

blanket ban all unicorn imagery it is it has esoteric meaning behind it and is to do with transhumanism. seriously look it up.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"blanket ban all unicorn imagery it is it has esoteric meaning behind it and is to do with transhumanism. seriously look it up. "
Its a friggin 6 year old kid wanting a unicorn. Id say thats pretty normal

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By *nderIwonder.Man
over a year ago

2nd City


"blanket ban all unicorn imagery it is it has esoteric meaning behind it and is to do with transhumanism. seriously look it up. Its a friggin 6 year old kid wanting a unicorn. Id say thats pretty normal"

WAKE UP!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buy her a horse and say it’s horn fell off"
Horse who got the horn

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