FabSwingers.com forum: Pick a job for a fabber...

By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Select a fabber

Select a new career for em..... For fun

Diamondsmiles, the most cruising gents cottagey toilet... She sits under a glitter ball, Gloria blasting out.... Handing a few sheets of paper, lube and offering a whiff of papers on entry and a spray of Issey on exit......

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over a year ago

View - To be the best personal life coach, straight to the point, then gives you a few jewels of wisdom, and a hug before sending you on your way a better person. Your own personal cheer team!

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By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"View - To be the best personal life coach, straight to the point, then gives you a few jewels of wisdom, and a hug before sending you on your way a better person. Your own personal cheer team!"

Love it x ta

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

View: A curator in a Gallery of Erotica with special responsibility for mainaining the homobilia displays.

A sideline in cream teas between 10 a.m and 2 p.m. Cake stands resplendent with fingers sandwiches and bite sized fancies.

Evenings he gives talks on the Lives and Loves of Bacon .....that's F. Not streaky ...

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By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"View: A curator in a Gallery of Erotica with special responsibility for mainaining the homobilia displays.

A sideline in cream teas between 10 a.m and 2 p.m. Cake stands resplendent with fingers sandwiches and bite sized fancies.

Evenings he gives talks on the Lives and Loves of Bacon .....that's F. Not streaky ... "

Yes please.....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Femme

A shoe tester in Rome.

Golden sprayed oompah loompahs bring her shoes hot from the production lines.

Encrusted La Croix ..... strapped and studded Choo's. She forces her size nines like Cinderella into a dainty slipper and yells......

Fook the lot of you fookin umpahhhhhhs.. you've been mayking the fooking things too fooking smalllllllll. Oive got feet loike a fairy Oi ave .....

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Granny-Crumpet...

Sex Machine repair engineer.

I have my own pink bag of pink tools and a van that says Leccy Fanny Fuckers Fixed.

Fone SixNineSixNineSixNine

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By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Select a fabber

Select a new career for em..... For fun

Poppers* not papers.... I am anti drugs and would never endorse spliffs .

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

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Chief taster for marks and spencers ready meals. He will have his own little office decorated from top to bottom in laura ashley. The staff that bring the meals will be cute little bi guys dressed in their uniform designed by vivian westwood and they will feed him from a silver plater with a silver spoon.

Lets just hope he dont choke on the fucker

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By *iew OP Man
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

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Lets just hope he dont choke on the fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soapy, face of L'Oreal bathing products.

Cos he's worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Soapy, face of L'Oreal bathing products.

Cos he's worth it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be nice

publish a new magazine for the best legs out there and be the leading star for the front page

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Granny Crumpet:

Fortune cookie message writer…… with a side line of writing messages for greeting cards. A frank yet honest approach to what is actually written inside a ‘sorry you’re leaving’ card.

View:

Fashion designer known for his abstract conceptualised approach to dressing young muscular men…. and accepting goodies bags from fragrance houses and exclusive jewellers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo:

Chief Ball Chomper for Fuck Me Off & You're Fookin Dead Ltd.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Wishy:

Political correspondence for ‘Propriety Weekly’, the publication for terribly nice people who wouldn’t wish to offend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishy- chief bra-fitter in ladies lingerie section of a department store, offering to tell the size just by feeling them.

With his mouth.

Granny Crumpet- Day time tv show presenter, replacing Jeremy Kyle- called 'Empathy'.

Soapy- full time garden gnome, specialising in water features.

View- dog groomer to the stars, no proper dogs allowed just handbag ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wishy- chief bra-fitter in ladies lingerie section of a department store, offering to tell the size just by feeling them.

With his mouth.

Granny Crumpet- Day time tv show presenter, replacing Jeremy Kyle- called 'Empathy'.

Soapy- full time garden gnome, specialising in water features.

View- dog groomer to the stars, no proper dogs allowed just handbag ones.

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lol made me smile xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I nominate myself as a tester for Tena Lady pads after reading this thread

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

View:

Fluffer…………… of cushions and soft furnishings in Harrods.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny Crumpet- Day time tv show presenter, replacing Jeremy Kyle- called 'Empathy'.

yes its the job for gran can see it now ... uk and the world would love this show . x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishy ....deck hand on the queens new super yacht ....he knows the ropes ......

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By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Homemaker,masseur,organ grinder - Kim0788

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I CANNOT believe you said that.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fun Juice....

Carousel Operators in Logan's Run.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fun Juice

Siamese Twin Impersonators at the Court of Everlasting Youth.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Fun Juice

Roy Orbison Lookie Likies - available for Christenings. Barmitzvahs and Over 50's lynchings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have my own pink bag of pink tools and a van that says Leccy Fanny Fuckers Fixed.

Fone SixNineSixNineSixNine"

This made me laugh out loud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wishy ....deck hand on the queens new super yacht ....he knows the ropes ......"

oooer... get Her Maj all trussed up eh?

Now if it was Kate -Wills... hmmm.. now there's a nice thought.

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

jemima puddlefuck the chief tester of matress protectors

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polo. Diplomatic corps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laine .... cock hardener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Laine .... cock hardener

I'd rather test them till they soften.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wishy - Cameron's political advisor

Whaddya mean he already is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diamondsmiles - Slimming world sex appeal representative, encouraging slimmer women and men to feel confident in the bedroom with their newly shapped bodies

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

"Soapy, face of L'Oreal bathing products.

Cos he's worth it.

That really made me giggle , good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cute n Sassy -

TV Extra, speciality being busty wench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Granny - motivational speaker for the shy and retiring. Former attendees, Gordon Ramsey, Ann Robinson, Janet Street Porter and Jeremy Clarkson.

View - diplomat

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

you are so mean sassy .... haven't you boiled anyone today ?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Jezebel- In charge of oiling up the male cast of Spartacus

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