FabSwingers.com forum: Just when it was all going well.....

By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Been chatting to someone for a while, we seem to have hot it off OK.

We've chatted speaky talk words so I know she's definitely a she.

Unfortunately she can't accommodate so we were going to meet at mine.

She's just asked if I've got an induction hob.

I have.

Apparently we can't meet now.

I don't know whether to give up on her or get rid of the hob and buy a microwave.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buy a camping stove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get rid of the hob

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Great suggestions you two.

The lengths I'll go to for a shag.......

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over a year ago

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

It you think it's going to be a good shag then anything is worth it

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Wtf lol?

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By *mooth shaftMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Maybe she wants shagged on the hob

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By *appytochatMan
over a year ago

Deep in the New Forest

If you really want to impress just say you live off takeaway and dont own a kitchen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Induction hobs ..... a dead giveaway someone cant cook.

#gaslife

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Wtf lol?

I think she's trying to let me down gently now she's seen my tiny tic tac cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wtf lol?

I think she's trying to let me down gently now she's seen my tiny tic tac cock. "

oh dear!!!

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By *heekyFlirtyCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stockport

"Been chatting to someone for a while, we seem to have hot it off OK.

We've chatted speaky talk words so I know she's definitely a she.

Unfortunately she can't accommodate so we were going to meet at mine.

She's just asked if I've got an induction hob.

I have.

Apparently we can't meet now.

I don't know whether to give up on her or get rid of the hob and buy a microwave.....

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

You should have told her you had an aga. You could have been having a happy bank holiday

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Wtf lol?

I think she's trying to let me down gently now she's seen my tiny tic tac cock.

oh dear!!! "

I make for my tiny penis by being really quick.

*trade off

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"You should have told her you had an aga. You could have been having a happy bank holiday

*other Range ovens are available.

**inclusive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i thought induction hob meant "i like anal"

no?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been chatting to someone for a while, we seem to have hot it off OK.

We've chatted speaky talk words so I know she's definitely a she.

Unfortunately she can't accommodate so we were going to meet at mine.

She's just asked if I've got an induction hob.

I have.

Apparently we can't meet now.

I don't know whether to give up on her or get rid of the hob and buy a microwave.....

It must be code for something....but buggered if I know!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

How bloody strange - but then nothing here surprises me any more

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By *heffmMan
over a year ago

sheffield

she's probably got a pacemaker

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By *lackPanther372Woman
over a year ago

Dereham

Should of said neither I've got an aga... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you sure she didn’t say she wants an introduction to your knob?

You’ve probably got your wires crossed there mate

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By *istress CockneyWoman
over a year ago

LONDON

Chuck a couple of your shirts over it.Won't notice.

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Chuck a couple of your shirts over it. Won't notice.

Good call.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do people even meet from here? I’ve come to find that it’s more a social media for those that meet at clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a very specific fetish she has

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I didn’t know what an induction hob was til a fellow Fabber showed me how to use one

Don’t blame her really. It fucked up my poached eggs.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Yeah, I hate that too. You meet a hot woman and find out that she has an electric kettle. Arghh, nice meeting you love... Loool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aga all the way pal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chuck a couple of your shirts over it.Won't notice.

They'll set on fire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, I hate that too. You meet a hot woman and find out that she has an electric kettle. Arghh, nice meeting you love... Loool"

Get rid

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I thought I was really open minded and knew a lot about the swinging and fetish worlds but I have to confess I don't know what an induction hob is. Please can someone enlighten me.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"I thought I was really open minded and knew a lot about the swinging and fetish worlds but I have to confess I don't know what an induction hob is. Please can someone enlighten me. "

It's one of those flat electric cooker things. There is a heating element under the top which heats the pan. They're usually black and red. Sometimes, you have to get a special pan, or the cooker won't work. They're shite cookers because they're generally either on or off.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thanks so much for explaining.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Thanks so much for explaining. "

No worries... Do you want me to explain anything else about kitchens and kitchenware? Lol x

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Would you recommend those taps that give out instant boiling water so you don't need a kettle?

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Would you recommend those taps that give out instant boiling water so you don't need a kettle?"

Haha! Well, no, I wouldn't recommend them. I imagine that they have inbuilt 3kw hesters, which would be expensive to use, and expensive to repair in the event of a failure.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Camping stove! Turns ladies legs to jelly

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thanks. I will keep my kettle then. Just hope it doesn't deter potential meets.

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"Thanks. I will keep my kettle then. Just hope it doesn't deter potential meets. "

Thinking this debate is cooking!

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"Thanks. I will keep my kettle then. Just hope it doesn't deter potential meets. "

Well, all you can do it try your best. I have a silver washing machine. If women knew that, I'd not stand a chance on here, but the thing is, it's such a great washing machine.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Halogen all the way

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By *opsy71Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Do people even meet from here? I’ve come to find that it’s more a social media for those that meet at clubs. "

I've met from Fab. More than I've met at clubs.

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

"Do people even meet from here? I’ve come to find that it’s more a social media for those that meet at clubs.

I've met from Fab. More than I've met at clubs.

Bit of both really , ive met some really nice playful people at clubs and met a few off here that ive taken to clubs, admit it's hard work as a single gent but so are most web based sites ladies gent inundated with messages. How they manage it all is bewildering , clubs always great to an intro to a circle of friends

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By *ired_upMan
over a year ago

ashton

"Do people even meet from here? I’ve come to find that it’s more a social media for those that meet at clubs.

I've met from Fab. More than I've met at clubs.

Hey, we were talking about Kitchens here...

what do we think about garbage disposals? All the rage in 80s films. But they seem to have gone now. A bit like dark rooms that the kids used after school.

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By *aughtyLittleMissWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Been chatting to someone for a while, we seem to have hot it off OK.

We've chatted speaky talk words so I know she's definitely a she.

Unfortunately she can't accommodate so we were going to meet at mine.

She's just asked if I've got an induction hob.

I have.

Apparently we can't meet now.

I don't know whether to give up on her or get rid of the hob and buy a microwave.....

Are you sure she didn’t ask if you like hob nobs? I wouldn’t meet you either if you didn’t....

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Been chatting to someone for a while, we seem to have hot it off OK.

We've chatted speaky talk words so I know she's definitely a she.

Unfortunately she can't accommodate so we were going to meet at mine.

She's just asked if I've got an induction hob.

I have.

Apparently we can't meet now.

I don't know whether to give up on her or get rid of the hob and buy a microwave.....

Are you sure she didn’t ask if you like hob nobs? I wouldn’t meet you either if you didn’t....

Who doesn't like Hob Nobs? Weirdos that's who.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always thought you were weird and a little strange.

May be she's into aluminium?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Love me love my hob

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I always thought you were weird and a little strange.

May be she's into aluminium? "

A "little" strange?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I'm still pmsl at *tic tac cock*

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm still pmsl at *tic tac cock*

It's no laughing matter!!!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm still pmsl at *tic tac cock*

It's no laughing matter!!!

I will never look at a tic tac the same....or eat one the same

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm with her on the induction hob hatred. Total crap, never again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Been chatting to someone for a while, we seem to have hot it off OK.

We've chatted speaky talk words so I know she's definitely a she.

Unfortunately she can't accommodate so we were going to meet at mine.

She's just asked if I've got an induction hob.

I have.

Apparently we can't meet now.

I don't know whether to give up on her or get rid of the hob and buy a microwave.....

It is fairly obvious she was bringing her own pan along to boil your bunny afterwards but it is not compatible with an induction hob. Lucky escape there I reckon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still pmsl at *tic tac cock*

It's no laughing matter!!!

I will never look at a tic tac the same....or eat one the same

How did you eat them before?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm still pmsl at *tic tac cock*

It's no laughing matter!!!

I will never look at a tic tac the same....or eat one the same

How did you eat them before?

Without thinking it was the OP,s cock!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm still pmsl at *tic tac cock*

It's no laughing matter!!!

I will never look at a tic tac the same....or eat one the same

How did you eat them before?

I bet she sucks 'em......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm still pmsl at *tic tac cock*

It's no laughing matter!!!

I will never look at a tic tac the same....or eat one the same

How did you eat them before?

Without thinking it was the OP,s cock!

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm still pmsl at *tic tac cock*

It's no laughing matter!!!

I will never look at a tic tac the same....or eat one the same

How did you eat them before?

Without thinking it was the OP,s cock!

Sorry. Not sorry.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'm still pmsl at *tic tac cock*

It's no laughing matter!!!

I will never look at a tic tac the same....or eat one the same

How did you eat them before?

Without thinking it was the OP,s cock!

Sorry. Not sorry.

Yes I know your not.....

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By *tingly Byron OP Man
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"I'm still pmsl at *tic tac cock*

It's no laughing matter!!!

I will never look at a tic tac the same....or eat one the same

How did you eat them before?

Without thinking it was the OP,s cock!

Sorry. Not sorry.

Yes I know your not.....

I'm innocent of all charges m'lud.

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