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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

...to rumble!!!!!

My move would be to smother you in Madagascan vanilla custard and lick you into submission.

What’s yours ?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Oh I just want custard now. Yum.

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Yesssss custard! So good.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I’m game. I see your sploshing and raise you a waterfight to clean off and dampen you into submission with my massive Nerf.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few sherry soaked trifle sponges for dippage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...to rumble!!!!!

My move would be to smother you in Madagascan vanilla custard and lick you into submission.

What’s yours ?

Ooooo yes please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sit on your face

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’ll come at you with some apple pie, just to complement the custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmmmmmm pie.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'm sure there'd be some joy in karate kicking and nunchuka-ring all of lifes chavs

Imagine the bloodshed Mckenzie hoody tops, scuffed Reebok Classic trainers, and disheveled Superdry apparel...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm sure there'd be some joy in karate kicking and nunchuka-ring all of lifes chavs

Imagine the bloodshed Mckenzie hoody tops, scuffed Reebok Classic trainers, and disheveled Superdry apparel..."

That’s fighting talk Girty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would melt a bit of Nutella in that custard for extra flavour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sit on your face

No way, I’m submitting to that. I’ll tongue fight you to my last breath

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ll come at you with some apple pie, just to complement the custard.

Apple only? Not even a blackberry to compliment it? You loose!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’ll come at you with some apple pie, just to complement the custard.

Apple only? Not even a blackberry to compliment it? You loose!"

Good call, yes blackberries required.

And yes I’m a loose woman.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’ll come at you with some apple pie, just to complement the custard.

Apple only? Not even a blackberry to compliment it? You loose!"

Who are you calling loose?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m game. I see your sploshing and raise you a waterfight to clean off and dampen you into submission with my massive Nerf. "

I’m not getting clean, tonight I fight dirty!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Vomit in my mouth a little bit. Custard and being licked into submission sounds like saccharine hell.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I'm adding some cinnamon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I prefer a creme brulee

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vomit in my mouth a little bit. Custard and being licked into submission sounds like saccharine hell."

That’s our first submission ! I was expecting more of a fight!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Can you give me the recipe for some Malagasy custard please OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sit on your face

No way, I’m submitting to that. I’ll tongue fight you to my last breath "

Promise?

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

No custard for me thanks, but a good licking now that should hit the spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)

I will smother you with my boobs!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Vomit in my mouth a little bit. Custard and being licked into submission sounds like saccharine hell.

That’s our first submission ! I was expecting more of a fight!"

No Pod. No.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer a creme brulee

Brûlée? Are you trying to raise the temperature ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you can do better than creme anglaise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you give me the recipe for some Malagasy custard please OP?

You need to defeat me in the ring before I share any cooking tip!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I kinda like my custard in a bowl

I'm so boring

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely you can do better than creme anglaise"

Scottish cream?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Touche

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I’m game. I see your sploshing and raise you a waterfight to clean off and dampen you into submission with my massive Nerf.

I’m not getting clean, tonight I fight dirty!"

**fills nerf gun with slime**

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m game. I see your sploshing and raise you a waterfight to clean off and dampen you into submission with my massive Nerf.

I’m not getting clean, tonight I fight dirty!

**fills nerf gun with slime**"

Edible I hope!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)

I will smother you with my boobs! "

Now, that is a fair contest! You’re on!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"I’m game. I see your sploshing and raise you a waterfight to clean off and dampen you into submission with my massive Nerf.

I’m not getting clean, tonight I fight dirty!

**fills nerf gun with slime**

Edible I hope!"

Dammit. I’ll just bring a jelly and some cream. It could be a trifle fun.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm adding some cinnamon

Dirty tactics! I like your style!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I cant stand custard even the smell of it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I cant stand custard even the smell of it

Philistine!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"Can you give me the recipe for some Malagasy custard please OP?

You need to defeat me in the ring before I share any cooking tip!"

Game on.....

Bend over Boi

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can you give me the recipe for some Malagasy custard please OP?

You need to defeat me in the ring before I share any cooking tip!

Game on.....

Bend over Boi

You’re goin’ dowwwwnnnn , I’ll make you taste my custard!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)

I will smother you with my boobs! "
mm I'm getting some custard

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)

I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard

2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

You won’t ever get near enough to me but if by some miracle you did just happen to then you would suffer the consequences Babs stylie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You won’t ever get near enough to me but if by some miracle you did just happen to then you would suffer the consequences Babs stylie

Are you trying to confuse me into submission ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)

I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard

2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ?"

Absolutely I'm game!

I don't fancy either of your chances though!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"You won’t ever get near enough to me but if by some miracle you did just happen to then you would suffer the consequences Babs stylie

Are you trying to confuse me into submission ?"

What do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)

I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard

2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ?

Absolutely I'm game!

I don't fancy either of your chances though!

That’s the spirit! You win the prize for combativity !

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)

I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard

2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ?

Absolutely I'm game!

I don't fancy either of your chances though!

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I'm only in this for the smothering..and free custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)

I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard

2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ?

Absolutely I'm game!

I don't fancy either of your chances though!

That’s the spirit! You win the prize for combativity !"

That's twice iv been a winner tonight, I'm on fire!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you come anywhere near me with custard (madagascan or otherwise)

I will smother you with my boobs! mm I'm getting some custard

2 on 1! Lorna, will you rise to the challenge ?

Absolutely I'm game!

I don't fancy either of your chances though!

I'm only in this for the smothering..and free custard"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You won’t ever get near enough to me but if by some miracle you did just happen to then you would suffer the consequences Babs stylie

Are you trying to confuse me into submission ?

What do you think? "

I think I won’t take that risk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lorna, looks like we are the last ones standing. It’s you and me now! Brace yourself !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorna, looks like we are the last ones standing. It’s you and me now! Brace yourself !"

I'm in the brace position as we speak, come get me!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"You won’t ever get near enough to me but if by some miracle you did just happen to then you would suffer the consequences Babs stylie

Are you trying to confuse me into submission ?

What do you think?

I think I won’t take that risk."

Wise decision.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna, looks like we are the last ones standing. It’s you and me now! Brace yourself !

I'm in the brace position as we speak, come get me!

Buckets of custard at the ready! The good stuff too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorna, looks like we are the last ones standing. It’s you and me now! Brace yourself !

I'm in the brace position as we speak, come get me!

Buckets of custard at the ready! The good stuff too! "

I was born ready! The boobs are primed and ready to go!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lorna, looks like we are the last ones standing. It’s you and me now! Brace yourself !

I'm in the brace position as we speak, come get me!

Buckets of custard at the ready! The good stuff too!

I was born ready! The boobs are primed and ready to go! "

I’m not scared of big guns! I embrace them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lorna, looks like we are the last ones standing. It’s you and me now! Brace yourself !

I'm in the brace position as we speak, come get me!

Buckets of custard at the ready! The good stuff too!

I was born ready! The boobs are primed and ready to go!

I’m not scared of big guns! I embrace them!"

We will see if your resolve weakens under the power of the boobs!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Ooooh my favourite but feed it to me cold and don’t let any go to waste

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ooooh my favourite but feed it to me cold and don’t let any go to waste

No waste ever! I’ll get every last drop of it, no matter where it hides.

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