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King Sized Spiders ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone else had a glut of industrial sized spiders this year ?

We've had an unusually large amount of extra big fellas - never seen them so big ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe you've shrunk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes real whoppers too, living with four women has made certain of that

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

i like spiders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i like spiders "

you bloody would

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By *icelymarkedMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Come to Cardiff ... we got dinner plate sized monsters! Must have been a good year for spiders diners xxx

PS they respond well to fly spray, rolled up newspapers and birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we're finding garden spiders in the house now? and yeah, the ususual house spiders do seem to have grown somewhat this year, last one I saw, had a tattoo on one of its legs saying "Popeye is a wimp!" haha

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i like spiders

you bloody would "
and what does that mean ???? Tapping foot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i like spiders

you bloody would and what does that mean ???? Tapping foot "

oh nothing spider luving sexy shoe'd ever so mucky pup

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we're finding garden spiders in the house now? and yeah, the ususual house spiders do seem to have grown somewhat this year, last one I saw, had a tattoo on one of its legs saying "Popeye is a wimp!" haha"

i love spiders myself actually. but if i found one in my house i would have to wave down a passing cyclist and say

excuse me sir could you possibly help a damsel in distress, but in scouse it would most probably sound like

alrite there la, could you help out this bird in her dress

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i like spiders

you bloody would and what does that mean ???? Tapping foot

oh nothing spider luving sexy shoe'd ever so mucky pup "
ahem........i think you have the wrong person??? me mucky naaaaaaaaaaaa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i like spiders

you bloody would and what does that mean ???? Tapping foot

oh nothing spider luving sexy shoe'd ever so mucky pup ahem........i think you have the wrong person??? me mucky naaaaaaaaaaaa"

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

our house is regularly moved around on the backs of big hairy spiders - they do eat the flies and the wasps though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"our house is regularly moved around on the backs of big hairy spiders - they do eat the flies and the wasps though"

you been getting supplied with e's off the Captain thats what it sez yer eyes look like in the government advert

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"i like spiders

you bloody would and what does that mean ???? Tapping foot

oh nothing spider luving sexy shoe'd ever so mucky pup ahem........i think you have the wrong person??? me mucky naaaaaaaaaaaa

"
you need smile mister

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

We have huge spiders in our house, with big fat hairy legs, oh sorry thats the husband....

We do have big spiders and I;ve tried allsorts to get rid and keep them out, but no every summer they appear again..

The worse thing is when i found one in my bed, I pulled back the covers and there it was, I couldnt sleep for a week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we're finding garden spiders in the house now? and yeah, the ususual house spiders do seem to have grown somewhat this year, last one I saw, had a tattoo on one of its legs saying "Popeye is a wimp!" haha

i love spiders myself actually. but if i found one in my house i would have to wave down a passing cyclist and say

excuse me sir could you possibly help a damsel in distress, but in scouse it would most probably sound like

alrite there la, could you help out this bird in her dress "

I'd be happy to help

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We have huge spiders in our house, with big fat hairy legs, oh sorry thats the husband....

We do have big spiders and I;ve tried allsorts to get rid and keep them out, but no every summer they appear again..

The worse thing is when i found one in my bed, I pulled back the covers and there it was, I couldnt sleep for a week "

Our bed ain't got nothing that would attack you while ur all helpless like, come into our parlour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yuck yuck yuck cant even read this post i am all itchy now ffs

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"yuck yuck yuck cant even read this post i am all itchy now ffs"
i want a spider a tarrantula and i even have a name "millie" what do ya think ??? girly spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"yuck yuck yuck cant even read this post i am all itchy now ffsi want a spider a tarrantula and i even have a name "millie" what do ya think ??? girly spider "

Come to our house for a few days take your pick, cant promise a tarrantula but maybe next best thing........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you want to keep spiders out of your house, put a conker (horse chesnut) on each window ledge. That'll stop them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

inside or outside? how u know this works

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"inside or outside? how u know this works"
so whos got a tarrantula i can stroke then ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"inside or outside? how u know this worksso whos got a tarrantula i can stroke then ???"

Well I've got something just as hairy that might creep up on you in the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

... but you ain't calling it millie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hate them , hate them with a passion and suck them up the vac...

You can hear them going up the pipe too....

And i wanna know how they eat the flies ? Do they jump really high ?

Or do what i do and run round with a rolled up newspaper

Only went we aint looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have had loads this summer aswell.

I suck the up in the vacuum if mr new isn't about then leave it running for 5 mins just to make sure.

Only problem is I don't wanna touch the vacuum after

just in case

yuuueeeerrgghh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We got a massive spider,comes out at night.It lives somewhere round the entertainment unit,its a beauty.

XXXX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i actually like spiders. but i remember my sister and i watching arachnophobia on a video we rented. got really stuck into the film. just at the part where all the spiders were coming out of the walls in the bathroom while they were having a shower.....well a big chuffing spider ran across the floor between my sister and I. I nearly chuffing s*** myself.

i used to feed a big spider out in the garden by giving it tiny pieces of chicken in its web and then watch it go after it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jesus!!!

you not normal, dont know about feeding the fookers. squashing them seems better. but i cant as i dont like the noise it makes

suck um up or chase the buggers with summat big

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

now who ever said i was normal....not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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thats it peaches you've had it. gona feed up all me hairy spiders with chicken, make em big and fat. then give em a sat nav with your address on and tell em your expecting them. be afraid....be very afraid. my spiders aint the normal spiders coz i aint normal. they wear boots and have fookin tourettes and come from liverpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ohhhh easily recognisable then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ohhhh easily recognisable then "

ah hell yeah if yer eva met a gobby blonde scouser with tourettes and boots, you just know you aint gona be able to mistake her spiders. they are gona be like those big fook off ones in harry potter films and they are all off to peaches house....hehehe!!!!

bet you will look under the duvet tonite to make sure they arnt hiding there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they under my duvet when i get in, you can be sure it wont be long before i squishes them with me ass or me tits......

what a way to go eh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can imagine spiders squashed and held in place on the wall with patches lol

death by nicotine poisoning, now thats the way to go for a spider

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big big spiders here ... I just pick them up and put them back out before our psycho cat see's them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never mind the spiders all the chuffing wasps seem to wana live in my house. wot the feck for i dont know coz i like splatting the little blighters. they are even dive bombing me now as i speak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"never mind the spiders all the chuffing wasps seem to wana live in my house. wot the feck for i dont know coz i like splatting the little blighters. they are even dive bombing me now as i speak"

Get a fly swat .... it's much more fun than fly spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What are bl;oody wasps for i ask meself....?

what function apart from stinging us and annoying us , attacking ya sarnies on a hot day... do they have ?

answers on a postcard pleeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you know that they get worse in september? it's because the larvae in the nest stop producing carbohydrate secretions which feed them ... so the little swines go in search of sweet sticky stuff and annoy us

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

i got bit by a huntsman spider in oz once ..made my hand swell up about 50% and gave me flu symptoms ..he was big ..really big !!!

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"If you want to keep spiders out of your house, put a conker (horse chesnut) on each window ledge. That'll stop them!"

yes it does work used them for years

put them on the inside window sill

aparently they dont like the smell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lady off here bit me on the willy ,,, and that swelled to twice its normal size too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a south african friend who once put his entire foot into a funnel web spider

he was 8 at the time and lived in the tranvaal and apparantly they live in little holes in the ground and jump out at passing prey

he was playing and running thru some vinyard at the time and his foot went into one of the holes

oh yuck yuck...

spider slippers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And.........

did ya know that every spider we have in this country is..poisonous

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By *ornywhores4Couple
over a year ago

louth

We saw a massive one in the sitting room,Wayne jumped onto the couch,i ran into the hall......also have four massive ones on our bins,have to get the housemate to put the rubbish out.....We are both terrified of the fuckers..

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By *im53Man
over a year ago

Boldon


"And.........

did ya know that every spider we have in this country is..poisonous "

well dont eat the feckers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my best mate in the whole wide world has a terrible phobia of spiders. so much so she would abandon her children as babies if she so much as saw one. me being the helpful friend bought her a bath plug that had a spider on. so when you fill yer bath it looks like a fookin big one in the water. thought it would help her get used to her fears and over come them.

instead she hit me with her fookin slipper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was knocking down an old shed (when I had hair),I felt something occuring on my head,face and neck,100's of baby spiders.

I'd brushed a spiders nest off the ceiling with my hair.

They were all over me and I couldn't get the poor little buggers off without squashing them.

XXXX

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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I left a pair of shoes on the lounge floor, went to pick em up and get the lump of 'Cat Hairs' out, was a bloody harry the spider. Screamed the neighbour came dashing round thought I was being attacked lol

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

A few weeks ago my daughter went upstairs to find a really really huge one on the landing, shes scared of spiders and jumped back and fell down the stairs, she said the spider pushed her!! Actually it was probably big enough to do it, I ususlly catch em in something and put em outside but it was far too big for me to handle.

Was out in the garden the other day to find spiders mating, the big stripey garden ones are the females, its amazing how tiny the male is and he was scared shitless of getting eaten, facinating to watch actually,he kept moving gingerly towards her and tickling her, backing off, the tryin again. Eventually he did the deed in about half a second then scarpered as fast as his 8 little legs would carry him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

swinging spiders !!!

now thats a new one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago himself was at college with a guy who claimed not to be afraid of anything . . . .

Well another friend kept taratulas and told himself it had shed its skin leaving something looking exactly like a spider but without the body . . . what was himselfs reply??

Bring it in we will see how not scared he is they put this skin under the guys folder he opened it . . . . screamed like a baby splatted it then screamed some more!!!!

Yeah really hard lol

Shona

x x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i went down the stairs and there he sat looking at me....

dark brooding eyes and legs akimbo...

we stood staring , not a sound was heard bar my breath comming in small gasps.

I was ready for his first move .

I cant remember who made that first move but i knew it was to be his last.

SQUASHHHHHHHHHHH

that will teach the ucker to come into my house

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Well i went down the stairs and there he sat looking at me....

dark brooding eyes and legs akimbo...

we stood staring , not a sound was heard bar my breath comming in small gasps.

I was ready for his first move .

I cant remember who made that first move but i knew it was to be his last.

SQUASHHHHHHHHHHH

that will teach the ucker to come into my house"
awwwwwwwwwwww thats not nice peaches when you find a lady one can u send it to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wont discriminate....

male or female......squashhhhhhh

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"I wont discriminate....

male or female......squashhhhhhh "
we should have a be kind to spiders day lol

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