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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

Would you rather wake up each morning to find that a random animal appendage (arm, leg, ear, other) has replaced your nondominant arm or permanently replace your bottom half with an animal bottom of your choice (not human)?

Choose and name your animal choice too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is so specific that I’m wondering what goes on in your household

I’m not sure. Let me think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely the bottom half of a fish. Can go chase those mermaids then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottom of a horse ,so i have the biggest cock

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

id have the bottom half of a mermaid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"id have the bottom half of a mermaid"

And I’d be swimming after you! Unlucky

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"This is so specific that I’m wondering what goes on in your household

I’m not sure. Let me think "

Welcome to my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Centaurs are cool so I’d go with that

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By *ima66Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Donkey, because I’ve always be a bit of an ass.....Oh! And have you seen a Donkey’s dick ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd have the bottom half of a zebra. I've always liked stripes.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

No one going for the non-dominant lion leg/arm claw combo?

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By *elshmuzzyMan
over a year ago

Luton

I'd go for a non dominant limb replaced with something like a lobster pincer, they look cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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I’m actually sat here thinking about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m actually sat here thinking about this "

Please be a mermaid so I can chase you to haha

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

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"I’m actually sat here thinking about this

Please be a mermaid so I can chase you to haha"

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!"

You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.

Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I’m actually sat here thinking about this "

I appreciate your dedication to the task.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

Either people have had way too much to drink or i havnt had enough pmsl .... does the random part change each morning OP?

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!

You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.

Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.

"

And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going for gorilla on the bottom half.

Tests were done a while ago to figure out how strong they really are, numbers usually mentioned are in the 4-6 times stronger than humans.

These tests didn't confirm as they were short but pointed to a number in that region.

One gorilla pulled on a bar with just short of 2000kg of force.

Id be unbeatable at powerlifting

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Either people have had way too much to drink or i havnt had enough pmsl .... does the random part change each morning OP?"

The idea is evolving from my initial thought because of how I’ve written the OP!

I don’t even know!

I’ve also not d*unk anything alcoholic. But I have had two Del Monte Orange Ice Lollies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just...

No!

Too weird

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just...

No!

Too weird"

Happy Birthday lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!

You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.

Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.

"

Oh I rather like the idea of a something random changing each day, would make wandering into to the office interesting.. 'morning, oh my is that a large sting you have today? '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!

You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.

Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.

And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!

"

Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Bottom of a horse ,so i have the biggest cock "

You want the bottom half of a whale then mate...

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!

You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.

Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.

Oh I rather like the idea of a something random changing each day, would make wandering into to the office interesting.. 'morning, oh my is that a large sting you have today? '"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just...

No!

Too weird

Happy Birthday lovely "

Same to you Gorgeous!

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!

You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.

Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.

And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!

Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up"

Your meet may be hoping for the squirrel penis as an addition...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bottom of a horse ,so i have the biggest cock

You want the bottom half of a whale then mate..."

Problem with a whale though is it will only fit in another whale

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By *oxtonMan
over a year ago

Some where in West Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!

You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.

Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.

And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!

Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up

Your meet may be hoping for the squirrel penis as an addition..."

Maybe she will wake up with a squirrel vagina. Then all is good in the world

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"[Removed by poster at 25/05/19 23:32:23]"

We saw you wanted a blue whale bottom half! We saw!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

which animal has the biggest cock? ill take its legs

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"Either people have had way too much to drink or i havnt had enough pmsl .... does the random part change each morning OP?

The idea is evolving from my initial thought because of how I’ve written the OP!

I don’t even know!

I’ve also not d*unk anything alcoholic. But I have had two Del Monte Orange Ice Lollies."

I need to get me some of them haha i like the idea that u wake up each morning with a random limb. Give you something to look forward to

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!

You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.

Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.

And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!

Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up

Your meet may be hoping for the squirrel penis as an addition...

Maybe she will wake up with a squirrel vagina. Then all is good in the world "

As an arm replacement?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!

You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.

Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.

And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!

Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up

Your meet may be hoping for the squirrel penis as an addition...

Maybe she will wake up with a squirrel vagina. Then all is good in the world

As an arm replacement?"

Oh yeh limbs I’ve gone way of track now

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


"Wait I thought the replaces limb was random? You can’t choose!

You know it does read that way! My bad. I meant random as in not specifically an arm for an arm - so you could have a tail or fin or penis instead of the arm. But yes, one you choose as you do with the bottom half.

Apologies, on re-reading it wasn’t so clear.

And actually the idea of an everchanging non choice rather than a static one chosen changed bottom half is actually awesome! Damn!

Going to sleep every night wondering what will I be in the morning! I just hope is not that bloody squirrel penis again I have a fab date lined up

Your meet may be hoping for the squirrel penis as an addition...

Maybe she will wake up with a squirrel vagina. Then all is good in the world

As an arm replacement?"
would be fun way of holding hands

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley


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what about you op what would you rather. Also consider if the changed bottom half was huge would you be stuck unable to get out of the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew I shouldn't have gone foraging for mushrooms....

Did you just ask if....

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


" what about you op what would you rather. Also consider if the changed bottom half was huge would you be stuck unable to get out of the door"

I was originally going for the lion arm, but I’m now up for hare bottom so I could have super strong jumper legs.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"Knew I shouldn't have gone foraging for mushrooms....

Did you just ask if.... "

If what? I don’t follow.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I would have the bottom half of a giraffe so I could have legs that go on forever. Does that mean I could have giraffe babies? I've always liked them

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

And I'd paint my hooves in Disco Pink.

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I would have the bottom half of a giraffe so I could have legs that go on forever. Does that mean I could have giraffe babies? I've always liked them "

Are you sure? You with long legs, that’d be weird!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I would have the bottom half of a giraffe so I could have legs that go on forever. Does that mean I could have giraffe babies? I've always liked them

Are you sure? You with long legs, that’d be weird! "

I'm sure. Not sure how I would paint me hoofs though

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"I would have the bottom half of a giraffe so I could have legs that go on forever. Does that mean I could have giraffe babies? I've always liked them

Are you sure? You with long legs, that’d be weird!

I'm sure. Not sure how I would paint me hoofs though "

Your virtual girlfriend will do them (all four of them) for you!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's a tough one but I think I'll go for random every day

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By *stella OP   Woman
over a year ago

London


"It's a tough one but I think I'll go for random every day "

I like your sense of adventure.

Cool crocodile leg arm you have there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm going for gorilla on the bottom half.

Tests were done a while ago to figure out how strong they really are, numbers usually mentioned are in the 4-6 times stronger than humans.

These tests didn't confirm as they were short but pointed to a number in that region.

One gorilla pulled on a bar with just short of 2000kg of force.

Id be unbeatable at powerlifting

"
one of life's useful tips - don't get smacked by a gorilla... It can kill in one. That just shows how strong they are.

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By *r MoriartyMan
over a year ago

The Land that time forgot (Norfolk)

The appendage, just for the day that I wake up with an Elephants cock.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

I'll take the tentacles please!

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