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"I looked in the mirror a little earlier and thought 'you look fat!' So to make me feel better, I've ordered a chicken pathia, rice and two chapatti and I'm going to wash it down with vodka and full fat monster. Then I'm going to wallow whilst watching Game of Thrones from the start. So, what are your plans this evening? " You are most definitely NOT fat!! Sexy as fuck...YES!!! | |||
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"I looked in the mirror a little earlier and thought 'you look fat!' So to make me feel better, I've ordered a chicken pathia, rice and two chapatti and I'm going to wash it down with vodka and full fat monster. Then I'm going to wallow whilst watching Game of Thrones from the start. So, what are your plans this evening? You are most definitely NOT fat!! Sexy as fuck...YES!!! " Seconded | |||
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"I looked in the mirror a little earlier and thought 'you look fat!' So to make me feel better, I've ordered a chicken pathia, rice and two chapatti and I'm going to wash it down with vodka and full fat monster. Then I'm going to wallow whilst watching Game of Thrones from the start. So, what are your plans this evening? You are most definitely NOT fat!! Sexy as fuck...YES!!! Seconded " I wasn't fishing for compliments but thank you both anyway. | |||
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"I'm having a drink and about to start cooking dinner, will maybe watch a film inbetween having a perv on here... Oh and drink more!! Enjoy GOT... I'm still on season 3 grrrrr but love it " Enjoy your evening. | |||
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"God knows. I want a Chinese but I’m skint, and currently we’re playing Tekken....so our night will probably continue like this, with some chicken nuggets added in " Mmm chicken nuggets! | |||
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"I looked in the mirror a little earlier and thought 'you look fat!' So to make me feel better, I've ordered a chicken pathia, rice and two chapatti and I'm going to wash it down with vodka and full fat monster. Then I'm going to wallow whilst watching Game of Thrones from the start. So, what are your plans this evening? You are most definitely NOT fat!! Sexy as fuck...YES!!! Seconded I wasn't fishing for compliments but thank you both anyway. " Didn’t think you were, no problem Watching Netflix before work later D | |||
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"I looked in the mirror a little earlier and thought 'you look fat!' So to make me feel better, I've ordered a chicken pathia, rice and two chapatti and I'm going to wash it down with vodka and full fat monster. Then I'm going to wallow whilst watching Game of Thrones from the start. So, what are your plans this evening? " This seems like the ideal plan. We haven't got anything for dinner and we're trying to motivate ourselves to walk to the shop and buy ingredients before BGT starts. | |||
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"I looked in the mirror a little earlier and thought 'you look fat!' So to make me feel better, I've ordered a chicken pathia, rice and two chapatti and I'm going to wash it down with vodka and full fat monster. Then I'm going to wallow whilst watching Game of Thrones from the start. So, what are your plans this evening? " Yep I went for a day out at the races yesterday and the photos today were less than flattering. So I’m wallowing in steak Prosecco and catching up with line of duty! We’re on series 4 now! | |||
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"I looked in the mirror a little earlier and thought 'you look fat!' So to make me feel better, I've ordered a chicken pathia, rice and two chapatti and I'm going to wash it down with vodka and full fat monster. Then I'm going to wallow whilst watching Game of Thrones from the start. So, what are your plans this evening? " You must have one of those lying mirrors , they also come with lying scales too! Sounds like a perfect evening although I never got into Monster or GoT | |||
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"I looked in the mirror a little earlier and thought 'you look fat!' So to make me feel better, I've ordered a chicken pathia, rice and two chapatti and I'm going to wash it down with vodka and full fat monster. Then I'm going to wallow whilst watching Game of Thrones from the start. So, what are your plans this evening? This seems like the ideal plan. We haven't got anything for dinner and we're trying to motivate ourselves to walk to the shop and buy ingredients before BGT starts." What is BGT? | |||
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"Ive been out for lunch so I'm still full from that, and a bit tipsy so I'm prostrate on the sofa watching inside out... " I think I may have to have a lay down. I've got a food baby in my tummy! | |||
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"Early night tonight actually exhausted." Sleep well. | |||
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"Gin! And hopefully chat with my new friend " Another one for gin but has to be fever tree tonic | |||
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"I looked in the mirror a little earlier and thought 'you look fat!' So to make me feel better, I've ordered a chicken pathia, rice and two chapatti and I'm going to wash it down with vodka and full fat monster. Then I'm going to wallow whilst watching Game of Thrones from the start. So, what are your plans this evening? You must have one of those lying mirrors , they also come with lying scales too! Sounds like a perfect evening although I never got into Monster or GoT" That's what has happened! Some bastard has snook in and swapped my mirror for a lying mirror! | |||
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"I'm off out to The Flowerpot to see Fred Zeppelin, a Led Zep tribute band " I've seen them. Have a great night. | |||
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"I’m waiting for my chicken jalfrezi to arrived, accompanied by a garlic naan, chicken pakora’s and a few veg samosa’s for good measure " I am really enjoying my curry. I hope you do too. | |||
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"When I can be arsed to move I am going to have rum. And send videos to my friend. Right now I am painting my toenails and listening to some amazing music. " I don't think I could reach my toes! | |||
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"I’m currently watching The Lost Boys. Got the whole trilogy lined up but I confess I haven’t seen 2 or 3 before. Then I’m off to see my favourite pink haired lady and possibly Alimark if they’re still out out by then . " Sounds like a fun packed evening. Enjoy! | |||
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"I looked in the mirror a little earlier and thought 'you look fat!' So to make me feel better, I've ordered a chicken pathia, rice and two chapatti and I'm going to wash it down with vodka and full fat monster. Then I'm going to wallow whilst watching Game of Thrones from the start. So, what are your plans this evening? This seems like the ideal plan. We haven't got anything for dinner and we're trying to motivate ourselves to walk to the shop and buy ingredients before BGT starts. What is BGT? " Britain's Got Talent. I have a lying mirror too, I look in it and see Amanda Holden so I have to watch | |||
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"I looked in the mirror a little earlier and thought 'you look fat!' So to make me feel better, I've ordered a chicken pathia, rice and two chapatti and I'm going to wash it down with vodka and full fat monster. Then I'm going to wallow whilst watching Game of Thrones from the start. So, what are your plans this evening? " Did you mean to say fit rather than fat? | |||
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"God knows. I want a Chinese but I’m skint, and currently we’re playing Tekken....so our night will probably continue like this, with some chicken nuggets added in Mmm chicken nuggets! " Not even having chicken nuggets. Bread needs used so we’re having French toast. I’ll probably have nuggets later knowing me #fatbitch | |||
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"When I can be arsed to move I am going to have rum. And send videos to my friend. Right now I am painting my toenails and listening to some amazing music. " What rum and what music are you listening to | |||
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"Gin! And hopefully chat with my new friend Another one for gin but has to be fever tree tonic" I'm not that posh, mine is a Lidl special | |||
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"Mostly shagging.... (can't believe lexi81 turned up and shouted up at the window to interrupt beautiful sexy times with Saffie..... .....proper cock block, innit....!) " Can you actually get my name right...... Innit | |||
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"Mostly shagging.... (can't believe lexi81 turned up and shouted up at the window to interrupt beautiful sexy times with Saffie..... .....proper cock block, innit....!) Can you actually get my name right...... Innit " Yeah, once I've orgasmed...... | |||
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"Mostly shagging.... (can't believe lexi81 turned up and shouted up at the window to interrupt beautiful sexy times with Saffie..... .....proper cock block, innit....!) Can you actually get my name right...... Innit Yeah, once I've orgasmed...... " Wash your hands after please | |||
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"I’m rearranging my sock draw, I think I will start with pastel shades on the left and gradually bring in more colour to the right, but this is yet to be confirmed. " You have you show us! | |||
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"Sitting in my trunks, smugly admiring the view (scenery not my trunks) and thinking....oh shit, back to work on Tuesday." The view in the trunks ain’t too bad either. | |||
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