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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Yeah. I blatantly plagiarised this from Insatiable_nymph but it’s so funny and that thread is now closed

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Where were we???

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By *ete le MeatMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire/ Notts

See her take my big cock from behind and cum over her big tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See her take my big cock from behind and cum over her big tits."

Picnic some Pringles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See her take my big cock from behind and cum over her big tits.

Picnic some Pringles "

Scrub that paint off her arse and maybe give her a hand

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"See her take my big cock from behind and cum over her big tits.

Picnic some Pringles

Scrub that paint off her arse and maybe give her a hand "

Involves a hammer and nut crackers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See her take my big cock from behind and cum over her big tits.

Picnic some Pringles

Scrub that paint off her arse and maybe give her a hand

Involves a hammer and nut crackers "

Help her dispose of the nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picnic

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Worry about her nut crackers!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Worry about her nut crackers!! "

Undo that zip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroke his chest

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Have drinks and a kiss

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By *PlayMan
over a year ago

TW15

Play with those sexy boobs

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"Have drinks and a kiss "

Share those perfect boobs xx

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Where were we??? "

I've now paid the bill Lexi, have taken you very firmly by the hand, and am leading you to my hotel room (and remember, you've no longer got any knickers on)... x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where were we???

I've now paid the bill Lexi, have taken you very firmly by the hand, and am leading you to my hotel room (and remember, you've no longer got any knickers on)... x"

Lots of naughty fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Where were we???

I've now paid the bill Lexi, have taken you very firmly by the hand, and am leading you to my hotel room (and remember, you've no longer got any knickers on)... x

Lots of naughty fun "

Cover her chest in cool cream before licking it all off xxx

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Where were we???

I've now paid the bill Lexi, have taken you very firmly by the hand, and am leading you to my hotel room (and remember, you've no longer got any knickers on)... x"

Keep going..... tell me what’s next

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By *igbrownthingMan
over a year ago

Travelling Professional

Kiss her lips before letting her down to my groin and watching her sexy lips wrap around my shaft

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Kiss her lips before letting her down to my groin and watching her sexy lips wrap around my shaft "

Introduce him to my friend.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Kiss her lips before letting her down to my groin and watching her sexy lips wrap around my shaft

Introduce him to my friend."

Kiss from th back of her knees all the way to that gorgeous bottom zxx

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By *igbrownthingMan
over a year ago

Travelling Professional


"Kiss her lips before letting her down to my groin and watching her sexy lips wrap around my shaft

Introduce him to my friend."

Who's your friend?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check his driving licence

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro


"Check his driving licence "

Meet you at Tescos just off the M5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/05/19 16:29:31]

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By *am DavisMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

She's Welsh x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"She's Welsh x"

So?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooooh. Too many characters to put here! Would be fun though

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By *am DavisMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee "
make him a tea as i pass x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee "

Better

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better "

.girlie night out

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better "

Tease...

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better "

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing "

Compare tattoos... x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing "

It’s going to have to happen...

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By *am DavisMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

Not a problem!

And for you, I'm going to kiss you long and slowly x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen..."

Need a chauffeur? Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx"

Let you know

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By *igbrownthingMan
over a year ago

Travelling Professional

Are we going on a road trip?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know "

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester "

How about a lift from Manchester

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester "

A drink and a chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester "

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome "

Oooh haven’t had a night out in Manchester for years

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

Oooh haven’t had a night out in Manchester for years "

You will have one soon if you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome "

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?"

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us! "

Room for another?

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

Insatiable nymph

Hmm...where to begin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us! "

Sounds like a challenge...?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Spend a day and night locked in a room with her x

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another? "

Oh hello!!!! Always room for you gorgeous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another? "

Make her minge twinge

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another?

Make her minge twinge "

Fuck him

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another?

Make her minge twinge

Fuck him "

Play strip poker

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another?

Make her minge twinge

Fuck him

Play strip poker "

You'd lose

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By *irty Flirty HarryMan
over a year ago

East Sussex


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another?

Make her minge twinge

Fuck him

Play strip poker

You'd lose "

As if I care lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another?

Make her minge twinge

Fuck him

Play strip poker

You'd lose "

Nobody loses at strip poker... x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another?

Make her minge twinge

Fuck him

Play strip poker

You'd lose

Nobody loses at strip poker... x

"

I beg to differ. Depends on the rules..

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another?

Make her minge twinge

Fuck him

Play strip poker

You'd lose

As if I care lol x"

Bitch

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another?

Make her minge twinge

Fuck him

Play strip poker

You'd lose

Nobody loses at strip poker... x

I beg to differ. Depends on the rules.."

Brake the rules with you!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another?

Make her minge twinge

Fuck him

Play strip poker

You'd lose

As if I care lol x

Bitch "

Best way to be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So I would go to Wales and meet her for a coffee

Better

A good old girlie night out would be amazing

It’s going to have to happen...

Need a chauffeur? Xx

Let you know

Say yes...... Lift to Manchester

How about a lift from Manchester

Sounds like the start of a beautiful foursome

I like your thinking...

Ladies...?

I don’t think you boys could handle us!

Room for another?

Make her minge twinge

Fuck him

Play strip poker

You'd lose

Nobody loses at strip poker... x

I beg to differ. Depends on the rules..

Brake the rules with you! "

I think it's you who wants to be "broken"...

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By *iss.RedWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Loosen that tie

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Loosen that tie"

Loosen that dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Game of pool

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Game of pool"

Get him into some Lederhosen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Game of pool

Get him into some Lederhosen "

Get her out of her knickers

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Game of pool

Get him into some Lederhosen "

Pot as many balls as I can

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroke his chest hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stroke your chest

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Stroke his chest hair"

Stroke Her Chest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Kiss his chest

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest


"Kiss his chest "

So.many things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Kiss his chest "

Be one of her 7 dwarfs

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Kiss his chest

So.many things "

Have drinks and go back to a hotel room

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Kiss his chest

Be one of her 7 dwarfs "

Do you want to be the 8th dwarf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiss your chest

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

[Removed by poster at 25/05/19 17:47:17]

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Kiss his chest

Be one of her 7 dwarfs

Do you want to be the 8th dwarf "

Now your just been gready o feck it might as well

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Kiss his chest

Be one of her 7 dwarfs

Do you want to be the 8th dwarf

Now your just been gready o feck it might as well "

Nothing wrong with greedy every now and again

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Kiss his chest

Be one of her 7 dwarfs

Do you want to be the 8th dwarf

Now your just been gready o feck it might as well "

Be his dwarfy mate number 10

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Bite him on the bum

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Twist her nipples and run like fuck

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Twist her nipples and run like fuck "

Be just in front of him running

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twist her nipples and run like fuck "
trip him up as he runs away!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh as you trip him up

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Laugh as you trip him up "

Buy him a drink and watch together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laugh as you trip him up

Buy him a drink and watch together "

Cheers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laugh as you trip him up

Buy him a drink and watch together "

Have a few drinks and see where the night goes

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Laugh as you trip him up

Buy him a drink and watch together Cheers! "

Buy him a drink and kiss better after falling

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Laugh as you trip him up

Buy him a drink and watch together

Have a few drinks and see where the night goes "

Tuck that penis away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have that drink together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 25/05/19 17:59:55]

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Twist her nipples and run like fuck trip him up as he runs away! "

Get up, boot him in the bollocks and run like fuck again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laugh as you trip him up

Buy him a drink and watch together

Have a few drinks and see where the night goes

Tuck that penis away "

Grab that ass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Laugh as you trip him up

Buy him a drink and watch together Cheers!

Buy him a drink and kiss better after falling "

is that 2 drinks you've bought me...try to get me d*unk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol "

Do his buttons up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol

Do his buttons up. "

where is the fun in that

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Couple pints and go hunting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like a plan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol

Do his buttons up. where is the fun in that "

So then I can undo them again.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Sounds like a plan "

Cho cho train

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Lol

Do his buttons up. where is the fun in that

So then I can undo them again. "

Take her socks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back


"Lol

Do his buttons up. where is the fun in that

So then I can undo them again.

Take her socks off "

Send him 8 dwarfs so I can have a turn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Suck his cock and let him fuck me

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Lol

Do his buttons up. where is the fun in that

So then I can undo them again.

Take her socks off

Send him 8 dwarfs so I can have a turn "

Send more dwarfs so he doesn’t get short

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lol

Do his buttons up. where is the fun in that

So then I can undo them again. "

now that sounds like fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train "

all aboard

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard "

Drive the train

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard "

Whoo whoo

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo"

Drive my train into her tunnel

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Drive the train "

Regrout his bathroom

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Drive the train

Regrout his bathroom "

Watch while they re grout

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo"

lmao

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao "

Lick that bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod "

watch as you lick

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod watch as you lick "

Lick her while she licks him

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south

Use his abs as a xylophone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use his abs as a xylophone "
enjoy being a xylophone

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Use his abs as a xylophone enjoy being a xylophone "

Join the band

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod "

Hmm really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use his abs as a xylophone enjoy being a xylophone "
run hands all over your body

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really "

Really really like to lick her bod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really "

play with your amazing cleavage

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage "

Juggle tomatoes

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes "

Catch them when you drop them

And the tomatoes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes "

bury my face into your cleavage

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage "

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer?

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Fuck the meaning of life have another pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? "

grab a beer

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer "

Oh dear ruin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer

Oh dear ruin "

ruin right back

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer

Oh dear ruin "

Assist with ruining

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer

Oh dear ruin

Assist with ruining "

Break you too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

High five

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer

Oh dear ruin

Assist with ruining

Break you too "

Enjoy watching you try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer

Oh dear ruin

Assist with ruining

Break you too "

mmmm break you right back

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer

Oh dear ruin

Assist with ruining

Break you too mmmm break you right back "

Make you squeele like a pig

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By *an with the golden punMan
over a year ago

exeter


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer

Oh dear ruin

Assist with ruining

Break you too mmmm break you right back

Make you squeele like a pig "

Oink oink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer

Oh dear ruin

Assist with ruining

Break you too mmmm break you right back

Make you squeele like a pig "

Find out how she makes men squeal

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer

Oh dear ruin

Assist with ruining

Break you too mmmm break you right back

Make you squeele like a pig

Find out how she makes men squeal "

Oil him up and give him a massage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer

Oh dear ruin

Assist with ruining

Break you too mmmm break you right back

Make you squeele like a pig "

squeal like a pig and make your eyes water

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lick him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sounds like a plan

Cho cho train all aboard

Whoo whoo lmao

Lick that bod

Hmm really play with your amazing cleavage

Juggle tomatoes bury my face into your cleavage

Discuss the meaning of life over a beer? grab a beer

Oh dear ruin

Assist with ruining

Break you too mmmm break you right back

Make you squeele like a pig

Find out how she makes men squeal

Oil him up and give him a massage "

oil you up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lick him"
lick you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lick him"

Lick her mmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based on the usual roulette of who ends up above me while I'm typing this, I'll go with a very generic hello and handshake before things going further!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pint

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him rim my hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make him rim his own hole!

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands

Give him towel

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By *igbrownthingMan
over a year ago

Travelling Professional

lend him a shirt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give him towel "

Which would leave you naked so I could ogle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him towel

Which would leave you naked so I could ogle "

Snog

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands


"Give him towel

Which would leave you naked so I could ogle "

Deal ...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

..


"Give him towel

Which would leave you naked so I could ogle

Deal ..."

Share my gin with him

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Give him towel

Which would leave you naked so I could ogle

Deal ..."

My eyes, my eyes! Just checked out your profile...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him towel

Which would leave you naked so I could ogle

Deal ...

Share my gin with him "

share my beer with you

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By *ouis CyphreMan
over a year ago

The Midlands


"Give him towel

Which would leave you naked so I could ogle

Deal ...

My eyes, my eyes! Just checked out your profile... "

Just checked yours. You can do all thoses things to me...

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By *nsatiable_nymphWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere down south


"Give him towel

Which would leave you naked so I could ogle

Deal ...

Share my gin with him share my beer with you "

Use his pubes as a hair band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him towel

Which would leave you naked so I could ogle

Deal ...

Share my gin with him share my beer with you

Use his pubes as a hair band "

Twinge that minge lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Give him towel

Which would leave you naked so I could ogle

Deal ...

Share my gin with him share my beer with you

Use his pubes as a hair band "

lol good luck with that not may pubes on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get some ab exercise tips

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get some ab exercise tips "

Oh you know exactly what...

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