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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ladies when you haven’t had any cock for a long time do you suffer from dickpression, this is when you feel blue because of lack of penis. Apparently when a cock hungry woman gets the said penis, it releases a feel good chemical in the brain, similar to serontonin. But if they are denied the cock they can slip into dickpression or CAD. Is this you ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

no

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't get depressed. I have toys.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh is that what it is? I wondered what was going on..is it something my GP could help with, as its getting me down now xx

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I've never really had a long period of time where I've had to go without, so I'm not sure.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I suffer from Cad

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Yes, I think it's a thing. I can feel it coming on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suffer from Cad"

Hope you get the help (cock) you need.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, I think it's a thing. I can feel it coming on "

I will cure you

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By *ollymollWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Yeah, it’s definitely real!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Yes! I’m in a dickpression now

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes! I’m in a dickpression now "

Think there’s a few blokes here with antidote.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport


"Yes! I’m in a dickpression now

Think there’s a few blokes here with antidote. "

They are all too far away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, it's definitely a thing. I had to have two lady wanks today and I STILL crave a thick pork sausage

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, it's definitely a thing. I had to have two lady wanks today and I STILL crave a thick pork sausage "

Devon’s finest ?

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

If dickpression is real does that make the relating emotion for guys, more commonly known as fanxiety real too?

Asking for a friend...

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close

I need to find more of this CAD condition.... I have the remedy at hand.... Well more often than not in my hand....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If dickpression is real does that make the relating emotion for guys, more commonly known as fanxiety real too?

Asking for a friend... "

so true..

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

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"If dickpression is real does that make the relating emotion for guys, more commonly known as fanxiety real too?

Asking for a friend... "

I'm a sufferer... I'm glad that I can at last name my condition

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If dickpression is real does that make the relating emotion for guys, more commonly known as fanxiety real too?

Asking for a friend... "

I believe it is, my fanxiety is off the hook.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Yes, it's definitely a thing. I had to have two lady wanks today and I STILL crave a thick pork sausage

Devon’s finest ?"

It would reach I suppose.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Yes, I think it's a thing. I can feel it coming on

I will cure you "

Too big!!!

What does CAD stand for btw, cba to Google it

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"If dickpression is real does that make the relating emotion for guys, more commonly known as fanxiety real too?

Asking for a friend...

I'm a sufferer... I'm glad that I can at last name my condition "

You're welcome, pop along to your pharmacist and ask for assistance.

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By *airytaleOfNewPorkMan
over a year ago

Close


"If dickpression is real does that make the relating emotion for guys, more commonly known as fanxiety real too?

Asking for a friend...

I'm a sufferer... I'm glad that I can at last name my condition

You're welcome, pop along to your pharmacist and ask for assistance. "

I shall hope for a quick ending... And a happy one...

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I suffer from Cad

Hope you get the help (cock) you need."

What help is there

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yes, I think it's a thing. I can feel it coming on

I will cure you

Too big!!!

What does CAD stand for btw, cba to Google it"

Damn it!

I believe it stands for Cock affective disorder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yup I suffer but can only be one cock that cures it

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)


"If dickpression is real does that make the relating emotion for guys, more commonly known as fanxiety real too?

Asking for a friend...

so true.."

Symptoms can include;

Staring at the hot pics section.

Messaging every female in your immediate vicinity.

Messaging them again incase they missed your first one, five minutes ago.

Messaging bi guys in your area (uncommon).

Posting a thread on the forums about your lack of responses.

This list is not exhaustive.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yup I suffer but can only be one cock that cures it "

Thank you

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

Never heard of it before but now that you've mentioned and explained it... yup, I got it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suffer from Cad

Hope you get the help (cock) you need.

What help is there "

You’ll have to take it orally daily

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I suffer from Cad

Hope you get the help (cock) you need.

What help is there

You’ll have to take it orally daily "

Is that once a day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I suffer from Cad

Hope you get the help (cock) you need.

What help is there

You’ll have to take it orally daily

Is that once a day "

At least or As often as you like

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"Yes, I think it's a thing. I can feel it coming on

I will cure you

Too big!!!

What does CAD stand for btw, cba to Google it

Damn it!

I believe it stands for Cock affective disorder. "

Thanks.

It's a relief that I'm not the only one suffering. This being a swinging site and all

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"I suffer from Cad

Hope you get the help (cock) you need.

What help is there

You’ll have to take it orally daily

Is that once a day

At least or As often as you like "

Once 4 times a day

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I think a charity should be set up to help sufferers.

There could be brave volunteers, such as myself, who could dash around to the person in need’s house to help avert this terrible crisis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have toys, so I don’t suffer from it...

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I have toys, so I don’t suffer from it... "

So do I but you can't flesh sometimes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have toys, so I don’t suffer from it...

So do I but you can't flesh sometimes!"

You can’t flesh

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

I get irritable - this is a real condition you know!!

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I have toys, so I don’t suffer from it...

So do I but you can't beat flesh sometimes!"

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"I have toys, so I don’t suffer from it...

So do I but you can't flesh sometimes!

You can’t flesh "

Bloody typos

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