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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

You just know as an actor (as opposed to an actress) that when offered the role of a minor part in Spartacus you're destined to get a sword shoved through your mouth, or your testicles sliced off. And if you are offered a bit part in Star Trek and are then handed a red jersey, that's it, you're gonna get zapped by Klingons.

Any more?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any newbie in casualty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a gay porn movie you're gonna get your ass reamed

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Eastenders........ sitting in a cafe doing pretend sipping....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Zombie #34 is usually a bit of a giveaway!

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

King's Crustacean

Zulu......those spears really hurt when your slumped over a stone wall for three hours of action re takes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a Clint Eastwood movie, you're gonna "make his day"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a person, the shiny car just in shot of any film will suddenly get trashed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Henchman in any action film.

...I'm a bit surprised by the Eastenders post though.. do they put arsenic in the 'extras' cuppas then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Not a person, the shiny car just in shot of any film will suddenly get trashed."

Similarly, if you're asked to bring a push chair to the shoot you know you're gonna have a close shave with Nicholas Cage driving at 120mph.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

the person in the war/horror film who shows a picture of there family from their pocket.... you know they ain't making it back....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and any teenage girl who actually gets a shag in a Horror film

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the person in the war/horror film who shows a picture of there family from their pocket.... you know they ain't making it back...."

Good one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the person in the war/horror film who shows a picture of there family from their pocket.... you know they ain't making it back...."

Yeah, he's fookin toast ain't he! hehehe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh and any teenage girl who actually gets a shag in a Horror film "

That's a starring role innit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's a prison film, any 'Lifer' who understands the errors of his ways as soon as you do that... your are fooked!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn


"Henchman in any action film.

...I'm a bit surprised by the Eastenders post though.. do they put arsenic in the 'extras' cuppas then? "

No but the time it takes for the shoot, re shoots etc etc, whatever is in the cup is likely to be cold.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh and any teenage girl who actually gets a shag in a Horror film

That's a starring role innit? "

It's me age... I'm remembering the 80's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kids pet, in any family film.

Dead as a fookin' dodo, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The kids pet, in any family film.

Dead as a fookin' dodo, lol"
Then by rights, the dog in 'Independence Day' should have fried!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A another film that kind of turns the whole concept on its head is 'Deep Blue', anyone whos seen it, remembers that Samuel L Jackson scene..and who the hell could of predicted LL Cool J, would survive till the of that movie?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cardboard boxes in Starskey and Hutch the poor things never stood a chance xx

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