FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Who's got a face you'd love to punch?

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Jimmy Carr, Alan Carr, Jeremy Fucking Clarkson .......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely Jimmy Carr!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

For me it's Chris Addison.

Annoying unfunny prick

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The 'go compare' twat!!

Repeatedly until dead!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I forgot Self adoring and self conglatulatory narcissistic dribble spouting desparate attention seeking feeble minded twunt.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"The 'go compare' twat!!

Repeatedly until dead! "

I like that ad.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I forgot Self adoring and self conglatulatory narcissistic dribble spouting desparate attention seeking feeble minded twunt. "

Huge fan then Granny! lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Clarkson actually thinks he's somewhat of an intellectual.

Hahahahahahahaha!

Sorry, it just slipped out.

He imagines himself to be some kind of right wing gazelle, when in fact he's more like a blundering hippopotamus.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

all of the cabinet especialy those quizzlings from the lib-dems

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

+ alan carr

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stewart Lee.

I loathe him.

He appeals exclusively to those who wish to be 'exclusive', you know what I mean. He is not remotely funny. I love how people who love him think they are sophisticated when in actual fact they are plainly suffering from the disease of always wanting to be on the inside of the inside joke so they can be 'cool'. Children they are, playground attitudes.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any footballer who, when given a light tap on the shoulder, goes down clutching his face like he's just been pummelled by Mike fookin Tyson, and proceeds tumble around like he's on fire. I'd smack them wankers just for being prats.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Stewart Lee.

I loathe him.

He appeals exclusively to those who wish to be 'exclusive', you know what I mean. He is not remotely funny. I love how people who love him think they are sophisticated when in actual fact they are plainly suffering from the disease of always wanting to be on the inside of the inside joke so they can be 'cool'. Children they are, playground attitudes."

Never 'eard of him. I must be soooo unkewl!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all of the cabinet especialy those quizzlings from the lib-dems "

I long for the day that the left wing and right wing realise they both loathe the Lib Dems even more than each other and stone them all to death.

Just? No.

Satisfying? You betcha!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stewart Lee.

I loathe him.

He appeals exclusively to those who wish to be 'exclusive', you know what I mean. He is not remotely funny. I love how people who love him think they are sophisticated when in actual fact they are plainly suffering from the disease of always wanting to be on the inside of the inside joke so they can be 'cool'. Children they are, playground attitudes.

Never 'eard of him. I must be soooo unkewl! "

nor me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cliff richard, jeremy kyle, gordon brown when he does that fake smile.

That'll do for starters.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any footballer who, when given a light tap on the shoulder, goes down clutching his face like he's just been pummelled by Mike fookin Tyson, and proceeds tumble around like he's on fire. I'd smack them wankers just for being prats. "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

George Osborne..Is it possible for one man to look any more fucking smug?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

arsene wenger and gary neville

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"George Osborne..Is it possible for one man to look any more fucking smug?"

Yup, Ken Livingstone. I'd delight in punching his fucking lights out.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Boris "the bounder" Johnson, what a twat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The asshole who reversed into my car last night and didn't have the decency to leave a note! Nice big dent - thanks fucker!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money.

Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists into

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"George Osborne..Is it possible for one man to look any more fucking smug?"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Corden, most unfunny man ever and that wee baldy twat who wears a bunnet who does the gadget show.... ooh and the other wee baldy twat on the BBC consumer show thingy, Dominic something...PS, I have nothing against baldy's being one myself

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Paddy mcguinees and ronnie corbett, not sure which i would start on first, didnt think i could possibly dislike someone was much as ronnie corbett the up popped paddy mcguiness

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Postman Pat..... I'll happily break my knuckles knocking that knobhead out

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

noel edmonds

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Stewart Lee.

I loathe him.

He appeals exclusively to those who wish to be 'exclusive', you know what I mean. He is not remotely funny. I love how people who love him think they are sophisticated when in actual fact they are plainly suffering from the disease of always wanting to be on the inside of the inside joke so they can be 'cool'. Children they are, playground attitudes."

He's funny. He's bright. He's witty. I like him.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"James Corden, most unfunny man ever and that wee baldy twat who wears a bunnet who does the gadget show.... ooh and the other wee baldy twat on the BBC consumer show thingy, Dominic something...PS, I have nothing against baldy's being one myself "

I agree with every word of that ....

James Corden is NOT funny. Never was.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex

Chris Moyles. Didn't like him when I first heard him over 10 years ago, like him even less now am subjected to it on a daily basis as the girls in the office think he's god's gift to radio, the ugly annoying delusional muppet!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeramy Kyle, i prey every day hes in the paper being cought out cheating on his wife or some unkown child turns up from his past life as a result of a unprotected one night stand something because hes the most self-righteous pompus twat on telly....and theres a few to beat

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"George Osborne..Is it possible for one man to look any more fucking smug? "

Ed Miliband - even his head does not believe a word that comes out of the whole-in-the-wall of his face called a mouth, it protests with a _iew to elope!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Jeramy Kyle, i prey every day hes in the paper being cought out cheating on his wife or some unkown child turns up from his past life as a result of a unprotected one night stand something because hes the most self-righteous pompus twat on telly....and theres a few to beat "

Hahahaha, I actually used to like him when he was on Capital confessions years ago: I believe it was the same concept that got translated to tele and has polarised the public

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money.

Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists into"

Fully agrees!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Evans.

OMG, I can't say how much he makes me judder

The bloke is a complete prick.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Chris Evans.

OMG, I can't say how much he makes me judder

The bloke is a complete prick."

How on earth he managed to pull Geri Halliwell AND Billy Piper is beyond me!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Russell Howard from 'Mock the Week' just can't understand how he ended up with his own show... all he ever does is jump on the back of other peoples jokes and wring the life outta them.

Nicky Cambell

Tim Westwood ...WTF!?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money.

Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists into

Fully agrees! "

In fairness it was up to them if they wanted to take drugs or drink.. However when you are in a destructive relationship its hard to stop the things that blot out the shit that comes with being in such a destructive, unhealthy relationship...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ndrew MannMan
over a year ago

Edinburgh

David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Ed Milliband all posh school boys thank frankly don't have a clue about the real world. Wouldn't be a punch in the face more like a frying pan in the moosh, annoying little twats !!!

Oh Tony Blair too cause he's a pussy !!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money.

Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists into

Fully agrees!

In fairness it was up to them if they wanted to take drugs or drink.. However when you are in a destructive relationship its hard to stop the things that blot out the shit that comes with being in such a destructive, unhealthy relationship... "

What gets my goat about Pete Doherty was the sickening fact he was convicted on possesion of drugs 37 times in a 12 months space.

Discounting the number of times he actually appeared in court (one of them he actually still had drugs in the pocket of the jacket he wore to court, and was later charged to appear on that offence) - how the hell has he managed to not get a single sentence and walk away time and time again????

And who the hell is his lawyer???

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER


"Jeramy Kyle, i prey every day hes in the paper being cought out cheating on his wife or some unkown child turns up from his past life as a result of a unprotected one night stand something because hes the most self-righteous pompus twat on telly....and theres a few to beat "
Couldn't agree more . . . I would also probably add anyone who has ever been on Big Brother, or even thought about it, or watched it (except by mistake), ha ha.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *hite SnakeMan
over a year ago

leeds

Any premiership football player that complains of abuse from the crowd. referess get far more crowd abuse for less pay I would willingly stand on a pitch for 90 minutes and let the crowd call me anything they want for 20 to 30 thousand pounds a week.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money.

Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists into

Fully agrees!

In fairness it was up to them if they wanted to take drugs or drink.. However when you are in a destructive relationship its hard to stop the things that blot out the shit that comes with being in such a destructive, unhealthy relationship...

What gets my goat about Pete Doherty was the sickening fact he was convicted on possesion of drugs 37 times in a 12 months space.

Discounting the number of times he actually appeared in court (one of them he actually still had drugs in the pocket of the jacket he wore to court, and was later charged to appear on that offence) - how the hell has he managed to not get a single sentence and walk away time and time again????

And who the hell is his lawyer???"

Did he not go to prison for something I can't remember what it was for though...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *lassic1Man
over a year ago

bellshill

Tony Blair.......only I'd struggle to stop after just one punch

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *bfoxxxMan
over a year ago

Crete or LANCASTER


"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money.

Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists into"
With you on that. Brown even walked out of the funeral - twat.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money.

Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists intoWith you on that. Brown even walked out of the funeral - twat."

Did the family not say they did not want him there?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Chris Evans.

OMG, I can't say how much he makes me judder

The bloke is a complete prick.

How on earth he managed to pull Geri Halliwell AND Billy Piper is beyond me! "

Oh but he is loaded and has nice red hair, and billy piper looks like a chipmunk.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All those straight from the getto's rap artists who get paid millions for being a gangsta and prat about in hummers like they work really hard for their drugs money.

Oh and bobby brown, Pete Docherty and Blake Fielder-civil for what they turned some great female artists intoWith you on that. Brown even walked out of the funeral - twat.

Did the family not say they did not want him there?"

that's their prerogative

Wolf

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *habsMan
over a year ago

Fortress of Solitude, Middlesex


"Chris Evans.

OMG, I can't say how much he makes me judder

The bloke is a complete prick.

How on earth he managed to pull Geri Halliwell AND Billy Piper is beyond me!

Oh but he is loaded and has nice red hair, and billy piper looks like a chipmunk."

Come on, surely its a bit far fetched to suggest they were in it for the money

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

John McCririck

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"John McCririck"

I'll hold him down for you!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kelly Ozzbourne

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *weet DevilMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

i would slap all chuggers !!!!!!!!!!1

you know the ones when u walk down a street and they try to mug you to set up a standing order for some called charity or other id smack em all good n proper and to make matters worse they have now started knocking on ones door at home !! now they are asking for a slap

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"i would slap all chuggers !!!!!!!!!!1

you know the ones when u walk down a street and they try to mug you to set up a standing order for some called charity or other id smack em all good n proper and to make matters worse they have now started knocking on ones door at home !! now they are asking for a slap "

The ones in Brum are a nightmare they drive me crazy...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dereck Chisora

Regards

David Haye

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nick Griffin, Michael Gove, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Tony Blair, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Nick Griffin, Richard Hammond, Jon Gaunt, Richard Littlejohn. Nick Griffin, any member of the EDL or BNP, Abu Quatada, Abu Hook Hand Hamsa, Any of the Republican presidential nominee, any member of Muslims against Crusades and the MDL, the two blokes that killed Steven Laurence and the other members of the gang who got off. Think that's it!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Adrian Chiles

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harry Hill,

I could slap him, or hit him round the head with a wet fish.... but which is better?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nick Griffin, Michael Gove, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Tony Blair, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Nick Griffin, Richard Hammond, Jon Gaunt, Richard Littlejohn. Nick Griffin, any member of the EDL or BNP, Abu Quatada, Abu Hook Hand Hamsa, Any of the Republican presidential nominee, any member of Muslims against Crusades and the MDL, the two blokes that killed Steven Laurence and the other members of the gang who got off. Think that's it!"

I take it Nick Griffin is in for a bit of a pummelling then???

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Kermit the Frog

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

anyone who abuses the vulnerable......

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"John McCririck"

That was mine ! I just couldn't think of his last name.

God he's made a living out of being obnoxious ..... i literally want to be sick right now

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nick Griffin, Michael Gove, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Tony Blair, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Nick Griffin, Richard Hammond, Jon Gaunt, Richard Littlejohn. Nick Griffin, any member of the EDL or BNP, Abu Quatada, Abu Hook Hand Hamsa, Any of the Republican presidential nominee, any member of Muslims against Crusades and the MDL, the two blokes that killed Steven Laurence and the other members of the gang who got off. Think that's it!"

Do you have aggression issues that you need to talk to someone about?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/02/12 13:01:08]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

my ex

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ustyWoman
over a year ago

inverclyde

[Removed by poster at 19/02/12 12:59:11]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it seems most people want to slap men!

I'd like to punch Jodie Marsh and get her nose right, if that's even possible.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nick Griffin, Michael Gove, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Tony Blair, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Nick Griffin, Richard Hammond, Jon Gaunt, Richard Littlejohn. Nick Griffin, any member of the EDL or BNP, Abu Quatada, Abu Hook Hand Hamsa, Any of the Republican presidential nominee, any member of Muslims against Crusades and the MDL, the two blokes that killed Steven Laurence and the other members of the gang who got off. Think that's it!

I take it Nick Griffin is in for a bit of a pummelling then??? "

A bit of a one, but do you blame me?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lee Evans and Jonathan "Woss" Ross grrr

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nick Griffin, Michael Gove, David Cameron, Nick Clegg, Tony Blair, Piers Morgan, Jeremy Clarkson, Nick Griffin, Richard Hammond, Jon Gaunt, Richard Littlejohn. Nick Griffin, any member of the EDL or BNP, Abu Quatada, Abu Hook Hand Hamsa, Any of the Republican presidential nominee, any member of Muslims against Crusades and the MDL, the two blokes that killed Steven Laurence and the other members of the gang who got off. Think that's it!

I take it Nick Griffin is in for a bit of a pummelling then???

A bit of a one, but do you blame me?"

Not at all

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"anyone who abuses the vulnerable......"
me too xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I add Rupert Murdoch to the list?

The fucking heartless selfish cunting media twat.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheryl Cole..... i have never hit a woman but would make an exception for that talent vacuum.

Rio Ferdinand

Tom cruise

anyone who mentions the fucking Olympics

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheryl Cole..... i have never hit a woman but would make an exception for that talent vacuum.

Rio Ferdinand

Tom cruise

anyone who mentions the fucking Olympics

"

I wouldn't mind participating in the 'fucking Olympics' .....I like a bit of pole vaulting

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I add Rupert Murdoch to the list?

The fucking heartless selfish cunting media twat."

The only reason Murdoch isn't on my list is that he's an old man. He son can go on my list

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The gullible tossers that go on jeremy kyle need a good hard slap!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

camermoron call me dave and clegg the lapdog

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" .... he's made a living out of being obnoxious ..... i literally want to be sick right now"

*Passes Granny a bucket...*

For me its the rancid shitty ankle biter that sings " I like mine with a Kiss-ssuh..."

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Cheryl Cole..... i have never hit a woman but would make an exception for that talent vacuum.

Rio Ferdinand

Tom cruise

anyone who mentions the fucking Olympics

I wouldn't mind participating in the 'fucking Olympics' .....I like a bit of pole vaulting "

I've got a gold medal in custard chucking pmsl

Wolf

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh 'ang on it aint... it's a chocolate coin from tescos

Wolf

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soapy is hoping Fmuma dont see this thread xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"John McCririck

I'll hold him down for you! "

Can I put the boot in as well

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new one to the list, dereck chisora.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *UNCHBOXMan
over a year ago

folkestone

Jonathan Ross - because he is the biggest sychophantic chat show host ever. Doesn't seem to any research on any guests, and just comes across as a dirty old man when female guests are on.

Steve Jones (ex channel4 presenter) - talentless presenter who only i can only guess gets work because he is a ex model.

Tim Lovejoy (ex soccer am presenter) - the smuggest person on tv. If he was half as good as he thinks he is, he would still be shit.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Soapy is hoping Fmuma dont see this thread xx "

Fmuma has already seen this thread and was extremely tempted!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soapy is hoping Fmuma dont see this thread xx

Fmuma has already seen this thread and was extremely tempted!!!!! "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Richard Madeley and the Chuckle Brothers

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester

Timmy Mallet, Christopher Biggins, Robbie Savage, Nigel Clough, Kris Commons, Nathan Tyson, Tony Bliar, Obama, Bush Senior & Junior.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chris Moyles would love to knock the prick out xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and Russel fucking brand xxx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Louis Spence

Jeremy Kyle

Eammon Holmes

Katie Price

John McCririck

JEDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aids, cancer, famine, terrorism

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"all of the cabinet especialy those quizzlings from the lib-dems

I long for the day that the left wing and right wing realise they both loathe the Lib Dems even more than each other and stone them all to death.

Just? No.

Satisfying? You betcha!"
A thread on a totally unrelated topic, set off my train of thought..about government. And it occured to me that someone ought to take a spiked bat to little Nicky Cleggys arse...but i'm not advocating violence..be on your own conscience.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Matthew Wright, David Haye and John Terry.

I'd quite happily do time for killing them.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ostcauseMan
over a year ago

dukinfield

I would do time for Posh Spice

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The 'go compare' twat!!

Repeatedly until dead! "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fabio capello has quite a punchable face

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *entadreadMan
over a year ago

Essex


"Matthew Wright, David Haye and John Terry.

I'd quite happily do time for killing them."

Chisora will help you on David Haye.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

if someone has allowed a celebrity to irritate them to the point of thinking of killing/actually harming them....... get help quick.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Louis Spence

Jeremy Kyle

Eammon Holmes

Katie Price

John McCririck

JEDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

definatley spence and jedward

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take a joke, toots.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Louis Spence

Jeremy Kyle

Eammon Holmes

Katie Price

John McCririck

JEDWARD!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Nice list

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

batman , just so i can shout "KAPOW" as i do it

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Harry Hill

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jimmy Carr, Alan Carr, Jeremy Fucking Clarkson ......."

Awww behave you I love Alan Carr me he is well ace and a great guy.

The other two well Clarkson is a pretty cool dude I think. Regards Jimmy Carr hmmm yeah ok then I will give you that one. He does seem one of those people who you could take pleasure in chinning dont he. Then put boot in for good measure

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Noel fucking Edmonds, I've always thought he's got the perfect face for catching my fist.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pip Schofield

All of Simple Minds

Murdoch Jnr

The person who invented MDF

Hitler

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

and Mick fucking Hucknall

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soapy is hoping Fmuma dont see this thread xx

Fmuma has already seen this thread and was extremely tempted!!!!! "

Oh bugger xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/02/12 19:00:24]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Hitler"
His always baffled me..how the hell did he ever manage to lead an entire nation like Germany, with a silly little tash and a b*****d haircut?!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be James Corden.

And can I please ask one of you kind ladies to do Beyonce for me? I can't hit a woman.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

gotta be, jeremy clarkson, james may, ruby wax xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jason feckin gardner

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Jeremy Kyle

Chico

Matthew Wright

Kerry Katona

Ant ( not Dec)

Michael Winner

Eamon Holmes

The loose women

The Glee Cast

Cliff Richard

Ryan Giggs

Alex Ferguson

Alex Mcleish

Rutina Wesley

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got to be James Corden.

And can I please ask one of you kind ladies to do Beyonce for me? I can't hit a woman."

Beyonce, yes i will, her singing is dreadful as well.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And can I please ask one of you kind ladies to do Beyonce for me? I can't hit a woman.

Beyonce, yes i will, her singing is dreadful as well. "

Why thank you, but I don't think it qualifies as singing, more like over-signing or shouting.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

[Removed by poster at 19/02/12 20:39:00]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Although we dont see much of the guy anymore, still wanna slap Chris Eubank

And that Oasis brother, what's his name, oh yeah, Liam, love to slap the fooker big time

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

My boss.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leo Sayer

John Mccririck

Gillian McKeith

Chris Brown

Rihanna

Lee Evans

Ulrika Jonsson

Barry Scott

Eamonn Holmes

Zane Lowe

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

Abu Hamza, Abi Qutada and any other Terrorist.

Lawyers represnting the above.

The politicians who put together the Human Rights Act, behind which those scumbags listed above use it to their own gain.

Tony Blair.

James Corden. Calling himself a comedian is a breach of the Trades Description Act.

Jonathan Ross.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

who's picking on Leo Sayer??

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"who's picking on Leo Sayer??"

He made me feel like daaaancin......

Id love to stick one on...

Alan (hello everyone, im fat and im gay..goodnight) Carr

Jeremy Kyle..

The miserable Bastards in cold play..

Rory Bremner

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West


"A new one to the list, dereck chisora."

Yeh...I never believed him when he was on Most Haunted

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *r Stagger LeeMan
over a year ago

torquay

Has to be Frankie Boyle.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *U1966Man
over a year ago

Devon

robin van persie patrice evra john terry

any male conservative mp

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *xxmale76xxxMan
over a year ago

inverness

my boss!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Can i just say, the only reason john mcrilick isnt on my list is because im hoping in my life time never to be close enough to punch him

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *otswbabeCouple
over a year ago

north cornwall

Harry Hill really gets on my tits!!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"who's picking on Leo Sayer??"

Me

He has a good singing voice, granted.

....but he showed himself to be a total knob when he was on celebrity BB (yes, I watched it ).

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jamie oliver.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I forgot Susan Boyle

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aint she ugly.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

we have all gone for celebrities on this thread, so I would like to add the "Fancy A Fuck" message brigade

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who knew there was so much violent potential on fab!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who knew there was so much violent potential on fab! "

We're all brewing up for some anger sex

David Haye needs a good slapping btw.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

leave it to karma mesel.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *un_JuiceCouple
over a year ago

Nr Chester


"A new one to the list, dereck chisora.

Yeh...I never believed him when he was on Most Haunted"

Haha nearly. They set him a beauty eh.

"Maaaaary loves Dick"

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

alan carr...can anyone be that irritating....imagine siting next to him on plane...that voic qualifies for a punch.

jamie oliver....over exposed dick head

gok wan...defo

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *ewels74Woman
over a year ago

Dundee/Angus/Blackpool

May i add Cher LLoyd - girl just annoys me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin


"May i add Cher LLoyd - girl just annoys me "

oh that reminds me..those pricks jedward

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"John McCririck

I'll hold him down for you!

Can I put the boot in as well "

needs his nose picking fingers broken

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *punkloverCouple
over a year ago

hatfield

Ed Millaband, Ed "talking" Balls, Ken Livingstone, Pete Doherty, Mitch Winehouse, Sherrie Houston (not actually punch her but dead irritating !)

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who advocate violence...

Love to all xx

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't know about punching, but I'd happily push Margaret Thatcher under a bus.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know about punching, but I'd happily push Margaret Thatcher under a bus."

And that would make everything leftie and OK again would it?

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin

[Removed by poster at 20/02/12 14:26:58]

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *illbillMan
over a year ago

dublin


"Don't know about punching, but I'd happily push Margaret Thatcher under a bus."

wont make a differance...she doesnt feel pain and cant be killed. the devil looks after his own

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *woBiTwoCouple
over a year ago

north manchester

Piers-fucking-Morgan

Keith-fucking-Lemmon

Adrian-fucking-Chiles

Tony-fucking-Blair

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally, whilst I don't condone violence (unless its done against me in a lovely S&M type way of course) I just don't get the whole celebrity thing when they haven't done anything so give them all playful slap.

Rather than punch Beyonce and Rihanna, just send them my way, as long as they don't sing I'll be happy. I'll just play some Dennis Brown to them and show them just what real music is all about.

Lots of ill-feeling to Pete Doherty; I had a chat with him one time in a rather seedy pub off the Whitechapel Road and he was a really nice guy. Was coherent and happy to chat and I really liked him.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't know about punching, but I'd happily push Margaret Thatcher under a bus.

wont make a differance...she doesnt feel pain and cant be killed. the devil looks after his own"

Add to that the entire cabinet especially Lansley, Pickles, Alexander, Osborne, Cameron & May

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top