FabSwingers.com forum: Fakes

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Women who dont reply to my messages are fake! And the women who turn me down, lesbians! FACT!

Who wouldn't want to ride the Cake Train?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Cake up there sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will ride the cake train xxx I like cake xx

Hev

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake up there sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen. "

An infection worth having

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cake up there sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

An infection worth having

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I will ride the cake train xxx I like cake xx

Hev"

Yea, nice try Charlie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake up there sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen. "

Ye God's... yes it does x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake up there sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

An infection worth having

Lesbian

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Oh go on then

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Cake up there sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

An infection worth having

Lesbian"

Oh I'm sorry. Ooh, itchy painful vag with a side of cottage cheese. Yum yum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will ride the cake train xxx I like cake xx

Hev

Yea, nice try Charlie!"

Charlie's out working the boring bugger, I,m laid out on his sofa xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

True that.

But I don't eat cake.

Definately a lesbian.

Saff

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"True that.

But I don't eat cake.

Definately a lesbian.

Saff"

You do have a girlie boy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh go on then "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cake up there sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

An infection worth having

Lesbian

Oh I'm sorry. Ooh, itchy painful vag with a side of cottage cheese. Yum yum. "

That's just gross, I'll pass thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"True that.

But I don't eat cake.

Definately a lesbian.

Saff"

No, cake eats you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"True that.

But I don't eat cake.

Definately a lesbian.

Saff

You do have a girlie boy

Exactly.. it's so true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why hello

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Think I'll go with lesbian

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Think I'll go with lesbian

Point proven!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Lactose intolerance...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lactose intolerance..."

Fake!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a complete fake...in fact I'm so fake that even my fake tan doesn't stay on

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Lactose intolerance...

Fake! "

I have a doctor's note........*cough*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lactose intolerance...

Fake!

I have a doctor's note........*cough*"

Lesbian then!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"True that.

But I don't eat cake.

Definately a lesbian.

Saff

You do have a girlie boy

* roar *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"True that.

But I don't eat cake.

Definately a lesbian.

Saff

You do have a girlie boy

* roar *

You're beautiful though

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Lactose intolerance...

Fake!

I have a doctor's note........*cough*

Lesbian then!"

I'm allergic to pussies...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"True that.

But I don't eat cake.

Definately a lesbian.

Saff

You do have a girlie boy

* roar *

You're beautiful though

Not beautiful enough for orange sorbet inside and actual orange......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"True that.

But I don't eat cake.

Definately a lesbian.

Saff

You do have a girlie boy

* roar *

You're beautiful though

Not beautiful enough for orange sorbet inside and actual orange......

Oh God, get room. Not one you probably own together, a different one

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

[Removed by poster at 24/05/19 18:24:08]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m definitely a lesbian today

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Why hello

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?"

She's real, I've had the misfortune.....

Bring wet wipes is my advice....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?"

Do I look fake??

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

She's real, I've had the misfortune.....

Bring wet wipes is my advice.... "

Omg!!! Every time!! Go away!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

Do I look fake?? "

No, but catfish rarely do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

She's real, I've had the misfortune.....

Bring wet wipes is my advice....

Omg!!! Every time!! Go away!! "

you

... ....nobody else can love you the way Saffie and I do!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catfish must be fake. I have never seen a fish use a keyboard.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

Do I look fake??

No, but catfish rarely do

Wow!!! As if I’m a catfish.......

Someone whos met me tell him!!!! I’m a minger in real life please

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

She's real, I've had the misfortune.....

Bring wet wipes is my advice....

Omg!!! Every time!! Go away!!

you

... ....nobody else can love you the way Saffie and I do! "

You keep cock blocking me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

Do I look fake??

No, but catfish rarely do

Wow!!! As if I’m a catfish.......

Someone whos met me tell him!!!! I’m a minger in real life please

One way to prove you are real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

Do I look fake??

No, but catfish rarely do

Wow!!! As if I’m a catfish.......

Someone whos met me tell him!!!! I’m a minger in real life please

One way to prove you are real

Take her please.. she's pure catfish reality. I see her too often..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

Do I look fake??

No, but catfish rarely do

Wow!!! As if I’m a catfish.......

Someone whos met me tell him!!!! I’m a minger in real life please

She's really real, I wrote her a brilliant veri about shitting herself, but she took it down coz of some guy.....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

Do I look fake??

No, but catfish rarely do

Wow!!! As if I’m a catfish.......

Someone whos met me tell him!!!! I’m a minger in real life please

One way to prove you are real

And that is.....

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

Do I look fake??

No, but catfish rarely do

Wow!!! As if I’m a catfish.......

Someone whos met me tell him!!!! I’m a minger in real life please

She's really real, I wrote her a brilliant veri about shitting herself, but she took it down coz of some guy..... "

Wow! I actually hate you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why hello

Wait, you're not a fake are you?

Do I look fake??

No, but catfish rarely do

Wow!!! As if I’m a catfish.......

Someone whos met me tell him!!!! I’m a minger in real life please

She's really real, I wrote her a brilliant veri about shitting herself, but she took it down coz of some guy.....

Wow! I actually hate you!! "

She's adorable really, and actually quite funny irl, I could hook you up if you say nice things about me in public?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake up there sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

An infection worth having

Missed your posts cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake up there sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

An infection worth having

Missed your posts cake

He's alright now and then ain't he.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cake up there sounds like a yeast infection waiting to happen.

An infection worth having

Missed your posts cake

He's alright now and then ain't he..... "

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