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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Spinoff from my makeup rant. What fashion choices/ stuff in shops do you see that you dislike on others or won't/ can't wear yourself? (not, no one should do this, let's not be too unkind)

I saw a peasant top in store the other day and had a bad teenage flashback. They make me look pregnant.

Makeup... Yes, there's more I could say, I won't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Skinny jeans on men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Skinny jeans on men"

Gingham on anyone.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Skinny jeans on men"

With no socks on wearing loafers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys not wearing socks with their jeans rolled up to their shins

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I like tracksuits on others but I look hideous in them x

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Men over 25 with stupid modern haircuts.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

This is all the time, but shops basically only selling fashion colours. If I need a shirt and the colours de jour make me look revolting, I'm shit out of luck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Se3n a woman yesterday with bright orange lippy layed on excessively. Didn't notice the rest of her

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Anything from Sports Direct / M&M Direct

Both whom are reporting bumper customer visits / footfall, weekdays at 9:25am - these numbers have significantly spiked in the past week or so apparently ...hmmm

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Se3n a woman yesterday with bright orange lippy layed on excessively. Didn't notice the rest of her"

I have a lovely orange lipstick. I rock it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men over 25 with stupid modern haircuts. "

Bring back the mullet!!!

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage


"Men over 25 with stupid modern haircuts. "

What hair cut is suitable for over 25's?

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

Skinny jeans on me.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

No, can't help myself lol.

Thick black eyeliner all around the eye as an everyday look. It's coming back in, but on most (white) women it's incredibly harsh and makes your eyes look smaller. Less is more! Brown is a great alternative! You don't need to line the whole eye! Etc.

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

White socks with sandles and man bags seem to be a thing for some reason

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Skinny jeans on me. "

Aargh skinny jeans. Have the skinny jeans if you want them. Just give us some choice if we don't. Not everyone has teeny tiny legs ffs.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Anything from Sports Direct / M&M Direct

Both whom are reporting bumper customer visits / footfall, weekdays at 9:25am - these numbers have significantly spiked in the past week or so apparently ...hmmm "

It's because they sell those awesome joggers with "juicy" emblazoned over the arse. So I hear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Top brand Outdoor gear worn by people who've never strayed further than a few metres away from a carpark!

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

Modern undercrackers that don't have a slit in so you stand there fishing for your cock like a perv or have to undo your jeans totally

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Leggings so stretched they are sheer on very ample bodies with crop top

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Anything from Sports Direct / M&M Direct

Both whom are reporting bumper customer visits / footfall, weekdays at 9:25am - these numbers have significantly spiked in the past week or so apparently ...hmmm

It's because they sell those awesome joggers with "juicy" emblazoned over the arse. So I hear. "

Indeed, and far from being 'couture'...

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Anything from Sports Direct / M&M Direct

Both whom are reporting bumper customer visits / footfall, weekdays at 9:25am - these numbers have significantly spiked in the past week or so apparently ...hmmm

It's because they sell those awesome joggers with "juicy" emblazoned over the arse. So I hear.

Indeed, and far from being 'couture'..."

Are those back in? God

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

One size fits all garments.

No it doesn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new designer shoes that look like my work boots

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By *eriousGuyABCMan
over a year ago

( WEST OF ) Chippenham ish

Anything in an orange and brown combination, so 70's, but just cant stand orange anyway !!!!

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By *_MariusMan
over a year ago

Currently Faraway

I cannot stand the “smart jacket, smart shirt, smart jeans and trainers” look...I know it’s widely established but, for me it should be jacket+shirt+smart jeans+smart shoes

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Skinny jeans on men

With no socks on wearing loafers"

Oh bugger, that's exactly what I'm wearing right now!...

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Intentionally ripped clothes. Don't make me come after you with a needle and thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a 47 year old man who wears a kilt and until recently was sporing an undercut. I very much believe what they say about people in glass houses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slogan tops

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm a 47 year old man who wears a kilt and until recently was sporing an undercut. I very much believe what they say about people in glass houses... "

I'm sure people judge what I'm wearing. I don't give a toss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The robot, drag queen look that most girls sport on a day to day basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm a 47 year old man who wears a kilt and until recently was sporing an undercut. I very much believe what they say about people in glass houses...

I'm sure people judge what I'm wearing. I don't give a toss "

I am ok with people thinking I look like a twat, would rather that than look like a clone of a twat

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By *tanleyparrotMan
over a year ago

barrow in furness

For men - clothes that are too baggy and ill fitting,

3/4 length shorts(What's the point!),

Cargo shorts,

flip flops,

short sleeve shirts with a tie, socks and sandals,

Light blue denim jeans,

I could go on for hours ha ha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shell suits

Am i showing my age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mckenzie, cp company, stone island or any tracksuit badboy type wear.

Tv program/film clothing (harry potter t's, breaking bad t's)... that type of stuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Trainers or "Training Shoes" should only be worn when training. Not for pubbing, clubbing or anything else. Keep them for the track/gym/house.

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

Double Denim

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I'm a 47 year old man who wears a kilt and until recently was sporing an undercut. I very much believe what they say about people in glass houses...

I'm sure people judge what I'm wearing. I don't give a toss

I am ok with people thinking I look like a twat, would rather that than look like a clone of a twat "

I use fashion as a bouncing off point. So I can see why certain trends exist*, but how do I make it work for me?

* I swear some trends exist to troll the plebs. Like face gloss or graphic under eye liner. I'm sure it's avant garde, but in Tesco it's just fucking ridiculous.

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fake eyelashes that enter the room before the wearer.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Se3n a woman yesterday with bright orange lippy layed on excessively. Didn't notice the rest of her

I have a lovely orange lipstick. I rock it "

Orange lipstick makes your teeth look yellow so only use if your teeth are pearly white ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double Denim "

Danny from the script wears double denim and he’s HOT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Intentionally ripped clothes. Don't make me come after you with a needle and thread. "

YES!!! so totally with you on this one. If I'd tried to go out in ripped jeans my mum would've gone spare.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Se3n a woman yesterday with bright orange lippy layed on excessively. Didn't notice the rest of her

I have a lovely orange lipstick. I rock it

Orange lipstick makes your teeth look yellow so only use if your teeth are pearly white .. "

They're not. I don't care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girls with faces full of contour their faces look like they are made of gold , giant eyelashes .

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"Skinny jeans on men

With no socks on wearing loafers"

Just spent two days at a show in Bologna- the in look , tight skinny trousers, two inches too short, no socks, loafers or formal shoes. Even middle aged men! Kids can probably get away with it.

Actually, they were joking among themselves that to be ‘Italian ‘ your suit needs to be too small. Will it catch on here?

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm starting to come around to men wearing makeup, weirdly. But yesterday I saw a guy just wearing mascara (serving at a makeup counter), or, if he was wearing more, it was masterfully subtle no makeup makeup. (I'm talking about men who present as men here)

It just read "there's something not right here". I think guys wearing makeup need to make it noticeable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mckenzie, cp company, stone island or any tracksuit badboy type wear.

Tv program/film clothing (harry potter t's, breaking bad t's)... that type of stuff

"

Half my wardrobe apart from mckenzie and tv clothing

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

I will fight for the right for anyone to wear whatever they want but as someone who made some hideous mistakes in the past that nobody pointed out...

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

When I look back on some of the things I wore

I do think that on someone of my build and height very full skirts with a gathered waist can be unflattering.

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By *naswingdress OP   Woman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I will fight for the right for anyone to wear whatever they want but as someone who made some hideous mistakes in the past that nobody pointed out...

"

Oh definitely. You do you (but I hope everyone has a friend who can tactfully say "oh honey no")

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Top brand Outdoor gear worn by people who've never strayed further than a few metres away from a carpark!"

I cycle about 120 miles a week in Muddyfox cycling pants from Sports Direct. Reduced from £26 to £18. Good quality, a bargain. Two pairs purchased to add to my extensive collection. Just saying.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Cropped tops and legging look awful on me

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By *iffler 2019Woman
over a year ago

Saltash aka Fraggle Rock

Socks with open toed sandals wtf is that all about ffs x

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"Cropped tops and legging look awful on me "

I would never dream of inflicting the sight of me in crop top and leggings on the general public . I think it's a look only the very young, gym fit can carry off.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Crop tops

Ripped jeans to the point you look like you've had a sesh with Wolverine

Guys that wear no socks with trousers and shoes

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Cropped tops and legging look awful on me

I would never dream of inflicting the sight of me in crop top and leggings on the general public . I think it's a look only the very young, gym fit can carry off."

Even before kids and I was gym fit I didn't wear them.

Nor a bikini when I had the body.

Now I'm old and fat and don't care what others think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a fan of Burberry and crocs r vile lol

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