FabSwingers.com forum: Do I not like that!

By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Not a thread about Graham Taylor but about things that you have an irrational dislike of for very little reason.

For me, it's Morris dancing...

It's seems like the most joyless festival of joy that anyone is able to conceive. It's like someone read about frivolity and gave it a half arsed try, roping in middle aged accountants who really didn't want to get out of bed on a bank holiday.

So folks, what things provoke your dislike and why?

Please note; I said things, play nice!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I dislike with a passion..... Nutella.

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I dislike with a passion..... Nutella.

Ooh yes! Pretend chocolate nut rubbish!

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own

The texture of fruit. I love the flavours but can't abide the sensation of eating any.

Except bananas, they're OK.

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Someone rubbing my back when am sick

People who have to touch your arm as you walk past

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

The French. Deep down I know they are alright but I have instilled in me a dislike for them based purely on old national rivalries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kiwis. Every time I eat some my whole mouth tastes of metal.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Gaping pussy pics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mime. It's just so pointless.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fishing.

Just fucking boring !!

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By *rwhowhatwherewhyMan
over a year ago

Aylesbury

"Mime. It's just so pointless. "

I thought that was a broken pencil?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up

Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Jelly just weird

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Weimaraner dogs, I don't know why, I love dogs but if I see one of them I recoil

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up

Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related

I don't know if I hate them but a couple of years ago, I was served by someone in Manchester who had the weirdest eyebrows I've ever seen. They just looked ridiculous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dislike with a passion..... Nutella.

There are some disgusting ingredients in nutella, seriously shit stuff

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Mime. It's just so pointless. "

I'm fairly certain that dislike of mimes is a legal requirement in some parts of the country.

It's not a real box Marcel!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Womens football

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a grumpy twat so I could be on this thread for a long time

Plastic paddies

People who's voice goes up at the end of a sentence as though they are patronising and condescending

Pouting on photos

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up

Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related

In that vein, red eyeliner and red eyeshadow everywhere. It can be tasteful, but red waterline/ red all around the eye isn't sexy, it's "you have an infection go to the doctor".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up

Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related

In that vein, red eyeliner and red eyeshadow everywhere. It can be tasteful, but red waterline/ red all around the eye isn't sexy, it's "you have an infection go to the doctor". "

Or an extra from the latest zombie film...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People stopping in the middle of an aisle with a shopping trolley, to talk to their partner/friend. Really infuriating!!!!

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By *ea monkey OP Man
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"I'm a grumpy twat so I could be on this thread for a long time

Plastic paddies

People who's voice goes up at the end of a sentence as though they are patronising and condescending

Pouting on photos

Go on Dash, let it out!

I'm with you on the pout, if I see a face picture, I want to know what you actually look like, not your impression of a duck.

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Electricity pylons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up

Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related

In that vein, red eyeliner and red eyeshadow everywhere. It can be tasteful, but red waterline/ red all around the eye isn't sexy, it's "you have an infection go to the doctor". "

Oohh yeah, just weird! I'm nota fan of the metallic contouring thing either... Why would you want to look like a robot?!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Bananas........ just ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electricity pylons"

This you need to watch this video

https://youtu.be/OIancBCHwo4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bananas........ just ewwwww "

Iv just had one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it’s hardly life or death but those travellers in an airport that clog up the security line as they’re not aware of the “routine”!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Clouds....

I am sitting drinking my coffee outside in the sun, wondering what i really dislike and should share..

When low and behold a fucking gret cloud obscures the sun..

Bugger me, instantly it goes from tropical to artic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decaf coffee, Pointless!!

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By *orwegian BlueMan
over a year ago

Iceland, but Aldi is closer..

Erect nipples on men...

I really dislike them too...

Dunno what made me think of that..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are also lots of everyday words that I can't stand. I think I might be a little odd!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"Bananas........ just ewwwww

Iv just had one!! "

Gross

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Fashion eyebrows... There are some really attractive people that I just can't take seriously, with their fucked up eyebrows and their drag queen make up

Ok so pretty much anything popular fashion related

In that vein, red eyeliner and red eyeshadow everywhere. It can be tasteful, but red waterline/ red all around the eye isn't sexy, it's "you have an infection go to the doctor".

Oohh yeah, just weird! I'm nota fan of the metallic contouring thing either... Why would you want to look like a robot?!

Dark brown streaks down the cheeks, often with bronzer, and a plate of metal on your cheekbones. I quite happily Do Makeup Wrong, because that seems to be the thing. I do contour/ highlight (bronzing isn't my thing), but in a way that hopefully reads less as "I'm wearing lots of product" and more "her cheeks look quite defined today" (I go for products that I can't quite tell that I've applied lol).

I'm not impressed overlining is back in, although I do just skip it myself. On lips, also stop with the trying to force true nude lipstick on me, I look like a corpse.

Ooh. And face/ eye gloss. Have a shower you mucky beggar, sweating that much is gross.

I do actually wear some out there makeup, and people can do what they like, but I do sometimes look and go "yeesh why, I would not do that".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bananas........ just ewwwww

Iv just had one!!

Gross

Full of potassium and quinine for cramps, ideal for me when I swim, but I know what you mean as I feel the same about parsnips

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

People who suck through there teeth. Dirty bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who suck through there teeth. Dirty bastards "

Oh yes, that too. Hate that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People who suck through there teeth. Dirty bastards "

Suck what?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

VW Golf drivers who insist upon driving like pillocks (and why are their exhausts so noisy? - sounding like an ill functioning lawn mower)

Baseball cap and tracky wearing idiots who utter 'bruv' and 'oh my days', and such like - innit

Danny Dyer

The 'must have tomato ketchup with everything' brigade

Science fiction & comic book / superhero bores

Gemma Collins

Lazy, slobbish folk who hunch over their shopping trolley whilst out grocery shopping - 'you do have stomach muscles y'know - use your bloody core'

Luton and Basildon

The all too familiar misuse of the words bought / brought

9ct gold loopy earings the size of hula hoops (not the crisps) - usually seen paired with a Croydon facelift hairstyle

Reebok Classic trainers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"VW Golf drivers who insist upon driving like pillocks (and why are their exhausts so noisy? - sounding like an ill functioning lawn mower)

Baseball cap and tracky wearing idiots who utter 'bruv' and 'oh my days', and such like - innit

Danny Dyer

The 'must have tomato ketchup with everything' brigade

Science fiction & comic book / superhero bores

Gemma Collins

Lazy, slobbish folk who hunch over their shopping trolley whilst out grocery shopping - 'you do have stomach muscles y'know - use your bloody core'

Luton and Basildon

The all too familiar misuse of the words bought / brought

9ct gold loopy earings the size of hula hoops (not the crisps) - usually seen paired with a Croydon facelift hairstyle

Reebok Classic trainers "

Do you want a hug?

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

You had me at vw drivers

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Window lickers on a bus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Question marks at the end of statements?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Larping.. I just can't get my head around it.. even the word makes my skin crawl..

saff x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Larping.. I just can't get my head around it.. even the word makes my skin crawl..

saff x"

What is it?

I know better than to Google things on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Larping.. I just can't get my head around it.. even the word makes my skin crawl..

saff x

What is it?

I know better than to Google things on here.

Ha ha it's not rude!! It's when people dress up and re enact battles etc.. full on role play.

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham

People beginning every sentence with "so".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who willingly listen to Coldplay. I mean I'm sure they have some redeeming features but I still judge them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hate lots of things, coz that's just me, but I really hate it when you phone someone up, usually a work related call, and whilst they try and find the answer to your question, they half whistle through their teeth or do a sort of tutting noise. Don't they realise that it is very loud and piercing down the phone?

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

Decaffeinated tea. I can't see the point. Perhaps because 70% of my fluid intake is fully leaded tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything soggy

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cant stand the sound of breathing at night. Sounds very weird but o just cant listen to heavy breathing. Drives me insane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who answer a phone call when you are with them and then continue to have a conversation.

Instead of saying that I'm with someone and can I call you back later.

Rude

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By *c1989Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Question marks at the end of statements?

I'm the opposite. Statements that appear to be questions but lack the necessary punctuation to make it so. Grrrrrr

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

People who don't apply deodorant before going to the gym. This one might have even skipped the weekly bath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unnecessary or irrational hate or meanness....

Innit

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

People that don't say thank you when you give way to them,and as someone said before ppl who start a sentence with so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who talk really slowly.

The feel of wool or material on my teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't like marzipan I find if far too deceitful as a confectionery.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Door handles, I avoid touching them an toilet flushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not a thread about Graham Taylor but about things that you have an irrational dislike of for very little reason.

For me, it's Morris dancing...

One of us hates Morris Dancing too the other finds it hilarious

So folks, what things provoke your dislike and why?

Please note; I said things, play nice! "

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

You know how you are status

They are pretty annoying too

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By *oneyBear100Couple
over a year ago

Gatwick area

Audi drivers.

Fab couples we like that live too damn far away.

Status updates about 'no one loves us, can't get a meet'

God that feels good to unburden, especially Audi drivers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joe hates crisps being eaten from the bag, makes me put them in a bowl and sit at least 10ft away lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Larping.. I just can't get my head around it.. even the word makes my skin crawl..

saff x

What is it?

I know better than to Google things on here.

Ha ha it's not rude!! It's when people dress up and re enact battles etc.. full on role play.

My sister and her husband do that, I don't get it either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Question marks at the end of statements?

I'm the opposite. Statements that appear to be questions but lack the necessary punctuation to make it so. Grrrrrr"

That will drive me mad too now.

Are you happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Larping.. I just can't get my head around it.. even the word makes my skin crawl..

saff x

What is it?

I know better than to Google things on here.

Ha ha it's not rude!! It's when people dress up and re enact battles etc.. full on role play.

I was right not to Google it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could get some stick but here we go...

Not having a rear wheel drive car

Having a slow car

Having a bloody skoda

Electric cars

People who go out of their way to tell someone they're doing something wrong (just chill, walk away)

'Real ale pubs'thats have one draught beer on tap

Lager

Gastro pubs or whatever you call a restaurant set in a pub

Not having effing hot water in my work accommodation for 5 bloody weeks!!

Ahhh relax, yeah this feels good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Larping.. I just can't get my head around it.. even the word makes my skin crawl..

saff x

What is it?

I know better than to Google things on here.

Ha ha it's not rude!! It's when people dress up and re enact battles etc.. full on role play.

I was right not to Google it!

Sends shivers down my spine..

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Cucumbers.

Olives.

People who put read receipts on emails.

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