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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

... have a horrible cold or the shits???

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"... have a horrible cold or the shits???"

you can wipe your nose in asda but not your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"... have a horrible cold or the shits???

you can wipe your nose in asda but not your arse "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... have a horrible cold or the shits???"

Given the choice Neither!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It don't half hurt when you sneeze that hard you force a fart out and it feels like a banger has just gone off up your arse!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the shits, i may loose a few pounds if im sat on the loo for a couple of days lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"the shits, i may loose a few pounds if im sat on the loo for a couple of days lol"

Good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the shits, i may loose a few pounds if im sat on the loo for a couple of days lol"

My thought's exactly!

and bad colds tend to drag on for too long with 'headaches' attached

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"the shits, i may loose a few pounds if im sat on the loo for a couple of days lol

My thought's exactly!

and bad colds tend to drag on for too long with 'headaches' attached "

but you don't have the indignity of popping back to the docs with a couple of pots shrouded in 15 bags and carried with a hand in a surgical glove when you've got a cold...

toby carvery has a lot to answer for!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the shits, i may loose a few pounds if im sat on the loo for a couple of days lol"

I wanted to say cold, but that's a very fair point! As long as I can stay home, on my own and have a lot of soft baby wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember years ago having food poisoning, and laying my hand on my tummy thinking... "oooooh it's concave" was very happy that moment, then 5 minutes later shit the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember years ago having food poisoning, and laying my hand on my tummy thinking... "oooooh it's concave" was very happy that moment, then 5 minutes later shit the bed "

yikes! poor you!

(btw, I saw on your profile that you have back problems. I hope you get better soon. I'm suffering from them as well and it put my life on hold the fecker)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... have a horrible cold or the shits???"

there are cures for both, but if you have got the shits, drink the bottom of a settled glass of boiled ricewater and they are gone in 15 mins.

So the shits.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"... have a horrible cold or the shits???

there are cures for both, but if you have got the shits, drink the bottom of a settled glass of boiled ricewater and they are gone in 15 mins.

So the shits."

except when caused by one of the bugs...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... have a horrible cold or the shits???"
Don't have any homemade tried and tested remedies for a squelchy bum.

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over a year ago


"... have a horrible cold or the shits???

you can wipe your nose in asda but not your arse "

Google woman poops in grocery aisle....she did'nt either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold, its more social!

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By *r and mrs sanddancerCouple
over a year ago

BOLDON COLLIERY


"... have a horrible cold or the shits???

you can wipe your nose in asda but not your arse

Google woman poops in grocery aisle....she did'nt either "

ewwwwww thats bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"... have a horrible cold or the shits???"
nice post lol hate colds so the shi** for us

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

must be my warped mind but this thread has made me laugh so much I'm crying

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