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Pros and Cons of dating

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

PROS

* get to see real life boobs regularly

* get to hold real boobs now and again

* some other stuff probably

CONS

* having to give up half your bed

* pretend you were thinking about her when she asks what you’re thinking about.

* stop peeing with the seat up

* convince her you were always a feminist

* pretend you’re cool with her wearing your favourite jumper, when she didn’t even ask

* hold farts in

* pretending you like sensitive singer/ songwriters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"PROS

* get to see real life boobs regularly

* get to hold real boobs now and again

* some other stuff probably

CONS

* having to give up half your bed

* pretend you were thinking about her when she asks what you’re thinking about.

* stop peeing with the seat up

* convince her you were always a feminist

* pretend you’re cool with her wearing your favourite jumper, when she didn’t even ask

* hold farts in

* pretending you like sensitive singer/ songwriters "

This made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you put it like that how did I get into a full blown serious relationship....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"When you put it like that how did I get into a full blown serious relationship.... "

Feel free to add to the list of cons! Dunno is there’s any more pros.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Con - the expense of Ferbruary 14th, December 25th, and her birthday...

Probably best to start dating a Capricorn or Aquarius on February 16th, and dump her the week prior to Christmas...

Ten months of cost effective sex on tap!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I prefer dating to fab

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

PRO

Having someone to talk to

CON

Having to talk to someone one

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

you should read a womans perspective . I take you don't want to date then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pros:

- sex. But only if they're good.

Cons:

- sitting in wee when they forget to put the toilet seat up before peeing.

- the snoring

- they require interaction and stuff, so bloody needy.

- smelly feet. Why do men's trainers smell so bad anyway.

- sharing the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pros:

- sex. But only if they're good.

Cons:

- sitting in wee when they forget to put the toilet seat up before peeing.

- the snoring

- they require interaction and stuff, so bloody needy.

- smelly feet. Why do men's trainers smell so bad anyway.

- sharing the telly. "

You forgot the smelly hoodies as well! Why does she like wearing them so much anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" you should read a womans perspective . I take you don't want to date then? "

Yes I do, boobs top everything.

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


" you should read a womans perspective . I take you don't want to date then?

Yes I do, boobs top everything. "

Hahaha good for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Perhaps you shouldn't date just yet Tame Maybe play the field a little longer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer dating to fab "

How's it going?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Never hold in a fart

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"I prefer dating to fab

How's it going?"

not great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I prefer dating to fab

How's it going?

not great "

Well.... it's better to be single than in a shit relationship.

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