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Is Nigel Farage a total sexpot...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

for anyone else in this universe?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"for anyone else in this universe? "

Ha! Awesome. I bet the recent pics of him covered in milkshake had you all a’quiver

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"for anyone else in this universe?

Ha! Awesome. I bet the recent pics of him covered in milkshake had you all a’quiver "

Errmmmm. Yes. Of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for anyone else in this universe? "

I bet you finger blast over Boris Johnson

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"for anyone else in this universe?

Ha! Awesome. I bet the recent pics of him covered in milkshake had you all a’quiver

Errmmmm. Yes. Of course."

That ill fitting suit and unwarranted sense of self importance is such a turn on lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like to perform for him with S while he smoked a cigar and held a pint (of milkshake)....

....maybe a bit specialist to go public with innit....

X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely you meant fuckmuppet OP?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"for anyone else in this universe?

Ha! Awesome. I bet the recent pics of him covered in milkshake had you all a’quiver

Errmmmm. Yes. Of course.

That ill fitting suit and unwarranted sense of self importance is such a turn on lol "

Oh did you just divulge your secret fantasy?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

OP, didn’t you mention it was your fantasy to be spit roasted by Farage and Johnson whilst Rees-mogg expounds on the virtues of a no-deal brexit?

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Johnson’s up for it, he says he’ll make you deputy PM if you hold his cock during PMQ’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You've misspelled Tosspot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, didn’t you mention it was your fantasy to be spit roasted by Farage and Johnson whilst Rees-mogg expounds on the virtues of a no-deal brexit? "

No darling. That’s what you told me was your thing. I politely kept quiet.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Johnson’s up for it, he says he’ll make you deputy PM if you hold his cock during PMQ’s

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Please don’t be jealous. Yes you can take my place...

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"OP, didn’t you mention it was your fantasy to be spit roasted by Farage and Johnson whilst Rees-mogg expounds on the virtues of a no-deal brexit?

No darling. That’s what you told me was your thing. I politely kept quiet."

Yeah yeah, I heard you went from remoaner to just moaner

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

That's me off sex and food for life

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OP, didn’t you mention it was your fantasy to be spit roasted by Farage and Johnson whilst Rees-mogg expounds on the virtues of a no-deal brexit?

No darling. That’s what you told me was your thing. I politely kept quiet.

Yeah yeah, I heard you went from remoaner to just moaner "

Ooooh. The truth hurts huh? Ok let’s keep your dirty dark secret to ourselves...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That's me off sex and food for life "

Don’t know what that avalanche guy is on...

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

What boris’s sweaty round face, blond hair plastered across his head in his birthday suit.

Can’t imagine what’s not doing it for you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What boris’s sweaty round face, blond hair plastered across his head in his birthday suit.

Can’t imagine what’s not doing it for you? "

Heard enough of your personal preferences now.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"What boris’s sweaty round face, blond hair plastered across his head in his birthday suit.

Can’t imagine what’s not doing it for you?

Heard enough of your personal preferences now."

Oi! It was your checklist I was working through

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Shameless bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nicola Sturgeon is a handsome woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Nicola Sturgeon is a handsome woman"

Yeah. Sexy accent.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place

I’m trying to work out if you’re serious OP!!

I’m hoping that you have a very dry sense of humour!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I’m trying to work out if you’re serious OP!!

I’m hoping that you have a very dry sense of humour! "

No really! She’s got posters of him all over her house and a little shrine in the bedroom. Each to their own huh?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m trying to work out if you’re serious OP!!

I’m hoping that you have a very dry sense of humour!

No really! She’s got posters of him all over her house and a little shrine in the bedroom. Each to their own huh?!? "

And seeing that’s the room you rent from me for your sordid fantasies, you should know...

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I’m trying to work out if you’re serious OP!!

I’m hoping that you have a very dry sense of humour!

No really! She’s got posters of him all over her house and a little shrine in the bedroom. Each to their own huh?!?

And seeing that’s the room you rent from me for your sordid fantasies, you should know... "

Dammit! She’s still watching......

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’m trying to work out if you’re serious OP!!

I’m hoping that you have a very dry sense of humour!

No really! She’s got posters of him all over her house and a little shrine in the bedroom. Each to their own huh?!?

And seeing that’s the room you rent from me for your sordid fantasies, you should know...

Dammit! She’s still watching...... "

Haven’t you noticed the peep hole in the butt of the third officer from the right in your fav poster of the gay army gangbang?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nicola Sturgeon is a handsome woman

Yeah. Sexy accent."

Yeah she has, and I reckon she knows her way around a man

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"I’m trying to work out if you’re serious OP!!

I’m hoping that you have a very dry sense of humour!

No really! She’s got posters of him all over her house and a little shrine in the bedroom. Each to their own huh?!?

And seeing that’s the room you rent from me for your sordid fantasies, you should know...

Dammit! She’s still watching......

Haven’t you noticed the peep hole in the butt of the third officer from the right in your fav poster of the gay army gangbang?"

Pfft and here was me thinking it was a custom-sized glory hole!

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