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By *orcester sauce OP   Man
over a year ago

worcester

out of holidays at work but need to have a friday and the following monday off. What excuse can i use?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dodgy curry

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

What sort of work do you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Water infection

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Period pains. It works especially well if your boss is male

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By *orcester sauce OP   Man
over a year ago

worcester


"What sort of work do you do?"

I work in a factory.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Bad back then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out your back out at an orgy

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

out of holidays at work but need to have a friday and the following monday off. What excuse can i use?

So your neighbour has just found out you been banging his miss.If you leave the house he will kill ya.You,ve arranged security and removal van but can't get them till Monday dinner..

Tuesday go work and say "after all that she found out he was banging the woman over the road and kicked him out".. taaarah

Or just say dodgy curry.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't make an excuse. Just ask your bosses for 2 days unpaid leave x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just say the kids are ill and say nothing else. If on Tuesday they are rove you further you can mention your newly acquired goats needed the vets attention. You need goats to turn their milk into lactose free cheese as your allergic to dairy products after a visit to the GP.

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Don't know never had a day off sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're not ill then don't take sick days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't make an excuse. Just ask your bosses for 2 days unpaid leave x"

Too risky, if they say no then you can't call in sick

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By *eandHim2019Couple
over a year ago

preston


"If you're not ill then don't take sick days. "

Nooo you go into work when ill.dont waste sick leave on being really ill . pointless

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

If you're not ill then don't take sick days.

Oh shit. .are you his boss.?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't make an excuse. Just ask your bosses for 2 days unpaid leave x"

This.

Or can you make up the hours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gas or water leak

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Just say that you would like two days unpaid leave as something has cropped up at home that you need to deal with.

They may well deny it, but least you’ve been honest. They will probably just see it as an employee with no holidays trying to wangle a long weekend but....

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By *hrekfionaCouple
over a year ago

Leven

You have the sh*ts most jobs tell you 48hrs before returning lol X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tell them your sister's, friend's, mother's, grandfather's, brother's, grandson's, uncle's fish has died. And yes it was tragic and you're in mourning with the family.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And we wonder why Britain is in the mess it is

God help us all

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"And we wonder why Britain is in the mess it is

God help us all "

Yep its definitely all his fault...if Hendersons Relish were in charge Britain would not be broken!

On a side not did anyone watch the infuriating Benefit prog last night with the Slovakian gypsy benefit gloaters? My god! I almost smashed my tv up...

ooops back to the OP...Anal prolapse from having a huge dump is my go to sick not sick day excuse

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Out of holidays already do you only accrue them each month ?

Food poisoning is always a good one, because effectively you have to tell them you've been sick for four days. A real serious bout would leave you bed bound for three days at least and another to recover. When I was in the Army there were certain things you could eat that gave your skin a different tone that made you look sick. Google it and try it on the Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you regularly take sick days? Also Monday and Friday are the most popular for fake sick days and the most obvious for managers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Indeed it’s a sad state of affairs . Unfortunately it’s hard to remove these people from companies , then they drag the morale down of the rest of the workforce “ oh he’s off again why should I bother “

Vicious circle . Never change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's needs to be something contagious like conjunctivitis

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By *piritsonfabCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I used to be very reluctant to take false sickies.

However, this year my employer banned all leave from end of March to mid May, due to "Brexit". Some people had booked and paid for holidays and weren't allowed to go.

Then when Brexit didn't happen, it was all "oh ok never mind you can have your leave again"...too late for some.

So, if I book my holiday in October and they do it again, I'm just going anyway..... And won't feel guilty;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pet frog is poorly.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

I crnt lie to myself I'd know....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just remember to put your sick voice on

Seriously though, faking being sick might come back to bite you in the arse, it has done for me in the past, I tend to be honest now, I offer to work part of the day and make the hours up etc, I don’t want to be ‘one of those people’ but it’s something life has taught me.

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

Anal blindness. I can't see my arse getting out of bed today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Diarrhoea is a classic.

Can’t check on you, even if you’re spotted out and about you don’t have to look ill to have it. And who goes to the Docs for that. Also its usually a straight 48hrs off.

But depends what the work is. Never felt bad pulling a sickie when I worked in places that I would be replaced with in minutes. Wouldn’t pull one now I work in a closer knit team.

I’m sure the CEO doesn’t lose sleep over me pulling a sickie

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