FabSwingers.com forum: Diamonds oscars

By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ok i used to have my awards for all things site/forum related ie funniest post, nicest thing someone has said ect.

So with tonight being the oscars ive decided to start holding them again. I shall do them monthly (or when i remember)

But ladies and gents this time you can all join in. Why not pm me some nominations so that your favourites can also be winners.

So im looking for nominies (pms only) for the following catogaries

Best new comer

Best male single/male part of couple

Best female single/female part of couple

Funniest thread

Funniest post in thread

Sweetest thing someone has said to you (on site)

Best profile male

Best profile female

Funniest picture in gallery.

I will announce the winners next sunday so you got a week to get the nominies in

karen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is soooooo cool...ok my first nomination is in......your mailbox is gone be banging!!!!

Excited now...do we all have to dress up next sunday when the winner is announced?....Actually shut up Becs....not talking about what to wear

hehehehehehe

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

lmao get your best frock out girl, im trying to think of something to give the winners a bit of limelightxxkarenxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could ask admin for a special little Oscar flag thingy to go on thier profile for a week lol

Oooooh have a whole award cerinomy (fook spelling has gone to shit)on the thread...annonce a winner every 30 mins lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

pmsl you make me laugh, but i wonder if the lovely owners/admin would give us a little gold star or flag that they keep for a week. That would be brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"pmsl you make me laugh, but i wonder if the lovely owners/admin would give us a little gold star or flag that they keep for a week. That would be brilliant"

you girls crack me up sooooo much ive twice but dont tell anyone shshshshshsh!!! our little secret wink!wink!

xxpeanut-in his-wet-peanut-pantsxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Could ask admin for a special little Oscar flag thingy to go on thier profile for a week lol

Oooooh have a whole award cerinomy (fook spelling has gone to shit)on the thread...annonce a winner every 30 mins lol"

can i wear me cowboy suit aaawwww pleeeeease

xxpeanutxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Ok if you must lol, but where not having a milky bar kid lookalike competition lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok if you must lol, but where not having a milky bar kid lookalike competition lol"

and you can shurrup as well bloody milkybar kid!!!! i was guna sing ya praises but ya can sod off now

anyway thats a top idea karen is it the fabta awards....oh yeah does that mean i can bully you inbox to the max for the nxt week hahahahaha mmmmmmmm lol

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok i used to have my awards for all things site/forum related ie funniest post, nicest thing someone has said ect.

So with tonight being the oscars ive decided to start holding them again. I shall do them monthly (or when i remember)

But ladies and gents this time you can all join in. Why not pm me some nominations so that your favourites can also be winners.

So im looking for nominies (pms only) for the following catogaries

Best new comer

Best male single/male part of couple

Best female single/female part of couple

Funniest thread

Funniest post in thread

Sweetest thing someone has said to you (on site)

Best profile male

Best profile female

Funniest picture in gallery.

I will announce the winners next sunday so you got a week to get the nominies in

karen"

We could also have once a month the worst categories lol

I know who I'd vote for the worst forum particpant *wink* *Wink* lol

Damn I just remembered we're no aloud to name an shame, oh bugger!!! and it could have been so much *Evil* fun lol lol

Goes off to take her meds, she's cracking up. 8-p

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By *heffcpl4cplCouple
over a year ago

sheffield

i know its not what you asked for but we thought this was funny. a few weeks ago when it had snowed my manager slipped and fell twice in the carpark, one of my colleagues feigned such sincere care and concern over her accident i was almost fooled myself, when i asked her later she did admit she would have p155ed herself laughing had she seen the falls, so a few days later i presented her with a replica oscar statue in recognition of her outstanding performance, to which she told me i was being sarcastic the cheek lol, this statue will now be kept in our staff room for future acting perfomances of outstanding merit oh n btw i work for the nhs and the oscar went to a nurse and who says we dont care

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I remember being one of little miss Diamondsmiles lucky award winners one time, thing it was cutest dude, or gobbiest git or summat.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Oohh I got an award from Diamond as well when we did this before...Im gonna have a think about this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I remember being one of little miss Diamondsmiles lucky award winners one time, thing it was cutest dude, or gobbiest git or summat.

;-) "

I got one aswell lol

For being as mad as a hatter lol It's so true tho. That reminds me I must dust that award. lol x

I'm A Natural Girl, In A Plastic World, It's Fantastic, I'm Not Plastic. hehehe X;P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm crap at these... Will have a good think though.. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oooooooooooo sounds fun must get thinking cap on

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Well the nomininations have started to come in. Im giving no clues but so far someone is far in the lead for one of the catogariesxxkarenxx

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over a year ago

"Well the nomininations have started to come in. Im giving no clues but so far someone is far in the lead for one of the catogariesxxkarenxx"

do you accept bribes? I have a half eaten mars bar and a mouldy conker if i can tempt you into reveiling the lowdown on the nomination...that way I can set up my betting ring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooh oooh oooh oooh Diamond...the winners have to post an acceptance speach too!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooh oooh oooh oooh Diamond...the winners have to post an acceptance speach too!!! lol"

Good idea Fussie, I'll get right on it. pmsl :P xx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Well the nomininations have started to come in. Im giving no clues but so far someone is far in the lead for one of the catogariesxxkarenxx

do you accept bribes? I have a half eaten mars bar and a mouldy conker if i can tempt you into reveiling the lowdown on the nomination...that way I can set up my betting ring

lmao bribes cant be taken have to say i have a few good ones coming in now lol. Ive had one nominie for funniest picture in profile but they couldnt remember the persons name. So i need a few more votes there. Ps if you was going to vote for me for being the sexiest female i am not included in the awards lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

hi diamond .....any chance of a life time award ???

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

id like to nominate the pussy possey for services to comedy ....

us guys have been pissing ourself for ages over your attempts to be men...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"id like to nominate the pussy possey for services to comedy ....

us guys have been pissing ourself for ages over your attempts to be men...

TUT, he is like a lil terrier tugging on an old rag isnt he, no new ammo i see Droner lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"hi diamond .....any chance of a life time award ???"

You only get the life time award when ya finished... Your not ready to chuck in the towel yet man.. the Pusse Posse are far from finished with ya lol..

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"id like to nominate the pussy possey for services to comedy ....

us guys have been pissing ourself for ages over your attempts to be men...

TUT, he is like a lil terrier tugging on an old rag isnt he, no new ammo i see Droner lol"

temper temper pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Fussier has a cracking nomination for funniest profile pic,but I don,t think it will be allowed hehehehe

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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fussy will you pm it me please

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Fussier has a cracking nomination for funniest profile pic,but I don,t think it will be allowed hehehehe"

oh she will have to pm me it so i can be the judge lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LOL its on the way to the both of you hehehehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOL its on the way to the both of you hehehehehe"

Ohhh please god don't let it be me....

You girls are evil lol...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"LOL its on the way to the both of you hehehehehe

Ohhh please god don't let it be me....

You girls are evil lol..."

Damn...rumbled again

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How are the nominations going Diamond? Any catagories that are short?...im bored lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has any one nominated me??

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

yeahhh you were nominated as the person most likely to say ..."has anyone nominated me ....." LOL x

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"How are the nominations going Diamond? Any catagories that are short?...im bored lol"

Best profile female and males havent any votes yet fussie so get busy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has any one nominated me??"

Lol, confident are we??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How are the nominations going Diamond? Any catagories that are short?...im bored lol

Best profile female and males havent any votes yet fussie so get busy lol"

Whoops just woke up, had a lil nap this afternoon.....right im on it boss!!

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

bumpity bump

we hav'nt got long now xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can someone please vote for me as 'Best Old Tall Bugger Who Is Unable To Sustain An Erection'....not many others in the category I should think, so should piss it really....or is that another category in itself?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can someone please vote for me as 'Best Old Tall Bugger Who Is Unable To Sustain An Erection'....not many others in the category I should think, so should piss it really....or is that another category in itself?"

Done it for ya

lol

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Just to remind you all to get your nominations in before 7pm tomorrow eveningxxkarenxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Woooohooooo its arrived, what time does it start?...what is everyone wearing? do I need to bring a bottle? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

exciting,... is there one for best Moderator?,... now I realy do need a smilie...lol

Going to hide my head in shame for even mentioning it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

show us ya knoculars stuart

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Im having great fun nominating right now...im going to try and put one in for every catagory to make it the best oscars ever....when will the winners be announced only dancing on ice is on later? :D

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

4 half hours to go folks. The nominations will be closed at 7pm and announced at 9p gmt. Get yer best frocks on girls

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"4 half hours to go folks. The nominations will be closed at 7pm and announced at 9p gmt. Get yer best frocks on girls"

oooooy i some of the guys especially the tv s might want to wear frocks too ....sexist .....tut....

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over a year ago

Not sure what im wearing yet..I hear that nipple pasties were all the rage at fashion week lol

*pasties* not a pastry covered meat and veg envelope that you cover your nipples with in this case! :D

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Not sure what im wearing yet..I hear that nipple pasties were all the rage at fashion week lol

*pasties* not a pastry covered meat and veg envelope that you cover your nipples with in this case! :D"

now your talking ...they do nice ones at the pie factory in dudley couple of them mashed on your devils dumplings will go down a storm ,,,,,match my crotchless leotard with diamonte pepperpots purrrrrrfectly

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over a year ago

"Not sure what im wearing yet..I hear that nipple pasties were all the rage at fashion week lol

*pasties* not a pastry covered meat and veg envelope that you cover your nipples with in this case! :D

Aww PD will you take my arm and lead me down red carpet? pmsl

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"Not sure what im wearing yet..I hear that nipple pasties were all the rage at fashion week lol

*pasties* not a pastry covered meat and veg envelope that you cover your nipples with in this case! :D

Aww PD will you take my arm and lead me down red carpet? pmsl"

its a deal ....but dont get in my way ...THE CAMERAS ARE THERE FOR ME !!!!!!

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over a year ago

"Not sure what im wearing yet..I hear that nipple pasties were all the rage at fashion week lol

*pasties* not a pastry covered meat and veg envelope that you cover your nipples with in this case! :D

Aww PD will you take my arm and lead me down red carpet? pmsl

its a deal ....but dont get in my way ...THE CAMERAS ARE THERE FOR ME !!!!!!"

I think you will find my dear man that they will trample over you to get to ME!!!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Not sure what im wearing yet..I hear that nipple pasties were all the rage at fashion week lol

*pasties* not a pastry covered meat and veg envelope that you cover your nipples with in this case! :D

Aww PD will you take my arm and lead me down red carpet? pmsl

its a deal ....but dont get in my way ...THE CAMERAS ARE THERE FOR ME !!!!!!

I think you will find my dear man that they will trample over you to get to ME!!!!!"

huh ....bitch ....get my agent quick and find this frump someone else to accompany ...hisssssssssssssssssssssssss

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over a year ago

"Not sure what im wearing yet..I hear that nipple pasties were all the rage at fashion week lol

*pasties* not a pastry covered meat and veg envelope that you cover your nipples with in this case! :D

Aww PD will you take my arm and lead me down red carpet? pmsl

its a deal ....but dont get in my way ...THE CAMERAS ARE THERE FOR ME !!!!!!

I think you will find my dear man that they will trample over you to get to ME!!!!!

huh ....bitch ....get my agent quick and find this frump someone else to accompany ...hisssssssssssssssssssssssss"

Don't bother....Lionel Blair is free tonight and he said he'd be honoured to walk me down the red carpet!!! Grrrr

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

"Not sure what im wearing yet..I hear that nipple pasties were all the rage at fashion week lol

*pasties* not a pastry covered meat and veg envelope that you cover your nipples with in this case! :D

Aww PD will you take my arm and lead me down red carpet? pmsl

its a deal ....but dont get in my way ...THE CAMERAS ARE THERE FOR ME !!!!!!

I think you will find my dear man that they will trample over you to get to ME!!!!!

huh ....bitch ....get my agent quick and find this frump someone else to accompany ...hisssssssssssssssssssssssss

Don't bother....Lionel Blair is free tonight and he said he'd be honoured to walk me down the red carpet!!! Grrrr"

well a limpalong old timer is about your style love ...huh ......i got madge who used to be on dame ednas show ...a far better prospect..than you !!!! huh

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over a year ago

"Not sure what im wearing yet..I hear that nipple pasties were all the rage at fashion week lol

*pasties* not a pastry covered meat and veg envelope that you cover your nipples with in this case! :D

Aww PD will you take my arm and lead me down red carpet? pmsl

its a deal ....but dont get in my way ...THE CAMERAS ARE THERE FOR ME !!!!!!

I think you will find my dear man that they will trample over you to get to ME!!!!!

huh ....bitch ....get my agent quick and find this frump someone else to accompany ...hisssssssssssssssssssssssss

Don't bother....Lionel Blair is free tonight and he said he'd be honoured to walk me down the red carpet!!! Grrrr"

Screw Lionel Bliar, I'll walk us both down seeing as we're both gonna get awards. *Wishing hard here lol*

Who's needs a bloke anyway lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right girls time to sycronise our watches...we are cutting it a bit fine to get ready!! LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Right girls time to sycronise our watches...we are cutting it a bit fine to get ready!! LOL"

Doing my nails as we speak/type lol

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over a year ago

"Right girls time to sycronise our watches...we are cutting it a bit fine to get ready!! LOL

Doing my nails as we speak/type lol"

Im doing the dinner but will be ready in time for my debut lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I didnt realise i was goiung to need this much baby oil!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't decide, shall I wear my leather or Pvc dress? *ponders* what do you think girls??? oh and are we all going knickerless? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going to watch the highlights on the TV later, if I did win (I'm in for two awards...'Best Old Bugger who can't Sustain an Erection' and also 'Old Pissy Pants of the Year') I would only do a Kate Winslett..sniff sniff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't decide, shall I wear my leather or Pvc dress? *ponders* what do you think girls??? oh and are we all going knickerless? lol"

Defo knickerless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't decide, shall I wear my leather or Pvc dress? *ponders* what do you think girls??? oh and are we all going knickerless? lol

Defo knickerless

I'll have to check you all to make sure you know.lol lol xxxx

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"I can't decide, shall I wear my leather or Pvc dress? *ponders* what do you think girls??? oh and are we all going knickerless? lol

Defo knickerless

I'll have to check you all to make sure you know.lol lol xxxx"

Im gonna wear knickers so that Earthie can take them straight off me :D :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope Im not wearing knickers...I bought some new ones which cost me £10 and currently about £6 of them are stuck up my arse!!!

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over a year ago

pmsl my bum does that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its called "chomping" apparently lol

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over a year ago

I call it fooking uncomfortable lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yeah...and a dangerous...serious risk of choking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hiya girls and boys im back

and im on the wine already hehehehehe

xxpeanutxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Where the feck do you think you have been eh? eh? eh? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Where the feck do you think you have been eh? eh? eh? lol"

sorry i had to take someone to heaven and back and that takes a while and isnt something that can be rushed becs hehehe

mmmmmmmmmmm xxxpeanutxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Didnt know you were a taxi driver Peanut, thought you worked in the peanut packing factory! or are you moonlighting? lol hope they gave you a good tip

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over a year ago

"Didnt know you were a taxi driver Peanut, thought you worked in the peanut packing factory! or are you moonlighting? lol hope they gave you a good tip"

hahaha have you took ya funny pills again sexy

god im fooooked

and this wine is mmmmmm xxxpeanut-tinkerwivmybody-passionpot-sweetpeaxxx

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over a year ago

"Didnt know you were a taxi driver Peanut, thought you worked in the peanut packing factory! or are you moonlighting? lol hope they gave you a good tip

hahaha have you took ya funny pills again sexy

god im fooooked

and this wine is mmmmmm xxxpeanut-tinkerwivmybody-passionpot-sweetpeaxxx "

LOL been saving it up for ya!! Typical there is gona be one pissed one at the awards tonight...you puke on my shoes and we are gona fall out!!!

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over a year ago

"Didnt know you were a taxi driver Peanut, thought you worked in the peanut packing factory! or are you moonlighting? lol hope they gave you a good tip"

a peanut walks into the police station and tells the officer

help me!! help me!! ive just been asalted hahahahahaha

xxpeanutwivabigsmilexx

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over a year ago

"Didnt know you were a taxi driver Peanut, thought you worked in the peanut packing factory! or are you moonlighting? lol hope they gave you a good tip

hahaha have you took ya funny pills again sexy

god im fooooked

and this wine is mmmmmm xxxpeanut-tinkerwivmybody-passionpot-sweetpeaxxx

LOL been saving it up for ya!! Typical there is gona be one pissed one at the awards tonight...you puke on my shoes and we are gona fall out!!!

lol well i hope so ya foxy lil minx hehehehe

will i get the award for most shit talked on the forums hahahahahahaha

xxpeanutxx

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over a year ago

"Didnt know you were a taxi driver Peanut, thought you worked in the peanut packing factory! or are you moonlighting? lol hope they gave you a good tip

hahaha have you took ya funny pills again sexy

god im fooooked

and this wine is mmmmmm xxxpeanut-tinkerwivmybody-passionpot-sweetpeaxxx

LOL been saving it up for ya!! Typical there is gona be one pissed one at the awards tonight...you puke on my shoes and we are gona fall out!!!

lol well i hope so ya foxy lil minx hehehehe

will i get the award for most shit talked on the forums hahahahahahaha

xxpeanutxx"

Peanut you have won that hands down....now step away from the wine!

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over a year ago

"Didnt know you were a taxi driver Peanut, thought you worked in the peanut packing factory! or are you moonlighting? lol hope they gave you a good tip

hahaha have you took ya funny pills again sexy

god im fooooked

and this wine is mmmmmm xxxpeanut-tinkerwivmybody-passionpot-sweetpeaxxx

LOL been saving it up for ya!! Typical there is gona be one pissed one at the awards tonight...you puke on my shoes and we are gona fall out!!!

lol well i hope so ya foxy lil minx hehehehe

will i get the award for most shit talked on the forums hahahahahahaha

xxpeanutxx

Peanut you have won that hands down....now step away from the wine!"

mmmmmmm the boulders california charonnay 2007 made in usa, whats all that about i didnt know they made wine lol

this qotes gattin longer

lets see how long we can get it has anyone tried be4 hahahahaha,were goin for the record held by a chinese douple

xxpeanutonamission

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over a year ago

"Didnt know you were a taxi driver Peanut, thought you worked in the peanut packing factory! or are you moonlighting? lol hope they gave you a good tip

hahaha have you took ya funny pills again sexy

god im fooooked

and this wine is mmmmmm xxxpeanut-tinkerwivmybody-passionpot-sweetpeaxxx

LOL been saving it up for ya!! Typical there is gona be one pissed one at the awards tonight...you puke on my shoes and we are gona fall out!!!

lol well i hope so ya foxy lil minx hehehehe

will i get the award for most shit talked on the forums hahahahahahaha

xxpeanutxx

Peanut you have won that hands down....now step away from the wine!

mmmmmmm the boulders california charonnay 2007 made in usa, whats all that about i didnt know they made wine lol

this qotes gattin longer

lets see how long we can get it has anyone tried be4 hahahahaha,were goin for the record held by a chinese douple

xxpeanutonamission

xx"

whats a gattin hahaha on the last message

xxpeanutonawaffle;)xx

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"Didnt know you were a taxi driver Peanut, thought you worked in the peanut packing factory! or are you moonlighting? lol hope they gave you a good tip

hahaha have you took ya funny pills again sexy

god im fooooked

and this wine is mmmmmm xxxpeanut-tinkerwivmybody-passionpot-sweetpeaxxx

LOL been saving it up for ya!! Typical there is gona be one pissed one at the awards tonight...you puke on my shoes and we are gona fall out!!!

lol well i hope so ya foxy lil minx hehehehe

will i get the award for most shit talked on the forums hahahahahahaha

xxpeanutxx

Peanut you have won that hands down....now step away from the wine!"

hey fussy you aint wearing that are ya ...your bum looks big in that ...!!!!!

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over a year ago

"Didnt know you were a taxi driver Peanut, thought you worked in the peanut packing factory! or are you moonlighting? lol hope they gave you a good tip

hahaha have you took ya funny pills again sexy

god im fooooked

and this wine is mmmmmm xxxpeanut-tinkerwivmybody-passionpot-sweetpeaxxx

LOL been saving it up for ya!! Typical there is gona be one pissed one at the awards tonight...you puke on my shoes and we are gona fall out!!!

lol well i hope so ya foxy lil minx hehehehe

will i get the award for most shit talked on the forums hahahahahahaha

xxpeanutxx

Peanut you have won that hands down....now step away from the wine!

mmmmmmm the boulders california charonnay 2007 made in usa, whats all that about i didnt know they made wine lol

this qotes gattin longer

lets see how long we can get it has anyone tried be4 hahahahaha,were goin for the record held by a chinese douple

xxpeanutonamission

whats a gattin hahaha on the last message

xxpeanutonawaffle;)xx"

diamonds is guna ring me in a bit

oh my god shes going to burn my ears out again PMSL, jesus that woman can talk

its all broken biscuites kinda chat but by lmfaofs that womans funny

xxpeanutlovinlife;)xx

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over a year ago

hey fussy you aint wearing that are ya ...your bum looks big in that ...!!!!!"

Thats because my bum is big Droney lol

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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hey fussy you aint wearing that are ya ...your bum looks big in that ...!!!!!

Thats because my bum is big Droney lol"

i always know when the missile gets through

......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

whereare the results????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

9pm...you still have a couple of hours to work on your speech

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does my arse look big in this or is he just fat? Can we have a Kate Winslett luvvie award for someone that was shite but a true luvvie? mmm fussy can we borrow your doll of diamond to stick pins in come 9.01p.m.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"Does my arse look big in this or is he just fat? Can we have a Kate Winslett luvvie award for someone that was shite but a true luvvie? mmm fussy can we borrow your doll of diamond to stick pins in come 9.01p.m."

we cant all win ....and i have voted for myself 19 times in all categories so ya got no chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My diamond doll is only being lent out for cuddles lol

Ooooh PD is all ready and dressed up in his smart red suit!!!

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

all over the place

My diamond doll is only being lent out for cuddles lol

Ooooh PD is all ready and dressed up in his smart red suit!!!"

now you might be laughing a bit tonight so dont forget your tenna pad ...dont want those embarrassing smells again like last time babe ....its ok no one will know .....you will be ok this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah i just shoved a load of tenners in my knickers....what credit crunch!!

Hohoho

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"Nah i just shoved a load of tenners in my knickers....what credit crunch!!

Hohoho

well if your early i will follow the excitement sprinkle ...bound to find you at the end of it LOL

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over a year ago

lol im never early

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over a year ago

Im ready!!!! pop open the champers darlings mwah mwah mwah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bloody hell ive not got my slap on yet and only one shoe!....stop making me rush!!....you look gorgeous by the way

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over a year ago

I'm still trying to bloody wax!!!

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over a year ago

when do i get my award??

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over a year ago

Less than half hour to go woo hoo! I hope everyones ready

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over a year ago

bugger, i was just going out, i will be quick and get back in time....promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooooooh who's excited?

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Only 9 minutes to go ladies and gentlemen, please take your seat and order a drink from the bar as the bar will close during the duration of the awards

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over a year ago

just nipping to the loo

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over a year ago

Just pouring a vodka xx

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over a year ago

Just pouring a vodka xx

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over a year ago

make that a double lol

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over a year ago

lmao

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over a year ago

"Just pouring a vodka xx"

just pouring a wine mmmmm

xxpeanutxx

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

there on the board

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over a year ago

Well done Diamond for taking the time to give us something to get excited about today...its been great fun xxxxxxx

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over a year ago

Yeah fantastic diamond...sorry but Honeypot wont let go of the award so im being lugged round behind her....god she has a grip like a limpet

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over a year ago

You better believe it baby! lol

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over a year ago

Are we having an after show party now? I need a good knees up ;0

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Didnt know you were a taxi driver Peanut, thought you worked in the peanut packing factory! or are you moonlighting? lol hope they gave you a good tip

hahaha have you took ya funny pills again sexy

god im fooooked

and this wine is mmmmmm xxxpeanut-tinkerwivmybody-passionpot-sweetpeaxxx

LOL been saving it up for ya!! Typical there is gona be one pissed one at the awards tonight...you puke on my shoes and we are gona fall out!!!

lol well i hope so ya foxy lil minx hehehehe

will i get the award for most shit talked on the forums hahahahahahaha

xxpeanutxx

Peanut you have won that hands down....now step away from the wine!

mmmmmmm the boulders california charonnay 2007 made in usa, whats all that about i didnt know they made wine lol

this qotes gattin longer

lets see how long we can get it has anyone tried be4 hahahahaha,were goin for the record held by a chinese douple

xxpeanutonamission

whats a gattin hahaha on the last message

xxpeanutonawaffle;)xx

diamonds is guna ring me in a bit

oh my god shes going to burn my ears out again PMSL, jesus that woman can talk

its all broken biscuites kinda chat but by lmfaofs that womans funny

xxpeanutlovinlife;)xx"

omg some dirty git is trying to have phone sex with me

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over a year ago

I'm sulking

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over a year ago

"I'm sulking

Ill give you an award Hottie

The award for putting up with an ear infection for so long without going to the docs....they are fooking painful xxxxx

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over a year ago

"I'm sulking

Ill give you an award Hottie

The award for putting up with an ear infection for so long without going to the docs....they are fooking painful xxxxx"

Argh, Thanks xxxxx

but honestly its not been painfull, which i know is weird, but hey hoo, i know i'm weird anyway.

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By *leasureDomeMan
over a year ago

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"I'm sulking

Ill give you an award Hottie

The award for putting up with an ear infection for so long without going to the docs....they are fooking painful xxxxx

Argh, Thanks xxxxx

but honestly its not been painfull, which i know is weird, but hey hoo, i know i'm weird anyway. "

eh hot ....i got your oscar .....its for the softest sub on here ....LOL

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

you might get one next month hot and you can have one for most mouth watering cherries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shall i bring some on the 15th?

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over a year ago

i remember the oscars , i won best profile for my 1 to 15

( obviously its not there now lol)

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"i remember the oscars , i won best profile for my 1 to 15

( obviously its not there now lol)"

Flipping heck, where did you drag this up from lmao. Maybe we should do them again sometime soon

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"i remember the oscars , i won best profile for my 1 to 15

( obviously its not there now lol)

Flipping heck, where did you drag this up from lmao. Maybe we should do them again sometime soon"

went for a nose n this was the 1st i clicked on

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"i remember the oscars , i won best profile for my 1 to 15

( obviously its not there now lol)

Flipping heck, where did you drag this up from lmao. Maybe we should do them again sometime soon

went for a nose n this was the 1st i clicked on

Well if you remind me in a week or two i will do them againx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

trying to find the one where u announced the winners, cant find it

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"trying to find the one where u announced the winners, cant find it

I dont know when i last did them but i think i used to announce the winners around the first of the month

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over a year ago

Ive been laughing so much reading through this thread

It was great fun

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By *iamondsmiles. OP Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I will do them again for the first of november. Will put a thread up nearer the timexxkarenxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well thank you ladies both of you, for creating that thread, and for bringing it back up - just gave me a very enjoyable read lol.

Off to bed now, dream sweet all xxx

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