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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd appreciate your input

Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought me

And you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about

So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel

Nuts, yes, I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert

And you're getting two thumbs up

You've had enough of two-hand touch,

You want it rough, you're out of bounds

I want you smothered, want you covered,

Like my Waffle House hash browns

Come quicker than Fed Ex, never reaching apex like Coca-Cola

Stock you are inclined to make me rise

An hour early just like Daylight Savings Time!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

A lap dance is always better when the stripper is cryin'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You and me ain't nothing but mammals so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

I fucking love that song...and am strangely attracted to men in monkey suits!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I fucking love that song...and am strangely attracted to men in monkey suits! "
noted hahaha ... Yeah I'm just blasting that song at the moment it never gets old ... I'm just wondering if the millennials these days know of it?

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Poole, but up in lincs for a bit

I swear he said drop me not drought me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

AHH misheard lyrics I've had a few of them like in the song I need a dollar ... I thought it was "and the post man let me go" but it was boss man.

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