FabSwingers.com forum: You're invited to my NEW bar...

By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

It's not long now until the launch of my new bar - a classy destination hotspot, targeting the quality end of the hospitality & leisure consumer marketplace - think trendy decor and gin aplenty, chilled bubbles, cocktails and craft beers etc ...all to a soundtrack of great tunes and occasional 'live' big named artists.

I'd like to hold a FAB launch party, but must insist upon all guests attending in two's...

Would you like to attend? - and, if so, which FAB forumite will you be pairing up with?

As host, naturally, I get to pick my partner for the night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll bring Nora

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I haven't got a plus one but I'm loud enough for 2 people x

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’ll bring Nora

Wow!

what a duo!...

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I haven't got a plus one but I'm loud enough for 2 people x"

You'll not be short of +1 I'm sure

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Ermmm table for one please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Tentatively steps through the door .... just me for now

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

We can start a table of singles x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Nora

Wow!

what a duo!..."

If we have to bring a man too, we’ll bring Pruebame

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

C'mon gents...

We need some plus one's here...

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’ll bring Nora

Wow!

what a duo!...

If we have to bring a man too, we’ll bring Pruebame

You mean Norman??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ll bring Nora

Wow!

what a duo!...

If we have to bring a man too, we’ll bring Pruebame

You mean Norman??"

Why’s he called Norman

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

I’ll bring the lovely Babs

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'll be monitoring the male / female ratio

We need some boy / girl couples...

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By *olacolaMan
over a year ago

lincoln

Count me in

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Count me in"

Which lovely lady will you be bringing?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

I'll be on the singles table

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’ll bring Nora

Wow!

what a duo!...

If we have to bring a man too, we’ll bring Pruebame

You mean Norman??

Why’s he called Norman

Ask him...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i just sit at the bar,on my own?

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By *evilandTheBeastCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough and Bedford

Can we come, please?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I'll be on the singles table

It’s gonna be a big table

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can i just sit at the bar,on my own? "

Fear not Emma, you'll definitely not be on your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be on the singles table

It’s gonna be a big table

Spare chair for my big ass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be on the singles table

It’s gonna be a big table

Spare chair for my big ass?

Another one joining the singles table

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

To be fair we prefer ropey kind of establishments full of fishermen, d*unks and ladies of the night.

But as long as it's got a well stocked bar and some interesting people we're down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We will pop in after 9 if that's ok..

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"We will pop in after 9 if that's ok.. "

Is that you and Xperia?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"To be fair we prefer ropey kind of establishments full of fishermen, d*unks and ladies of the night.

But as long as it's got a well stocked bar and some interesting people we're down."

That’s Coventry for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will pop in after 9 if that's ok..

Is that you and Xperia?"

It is..

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Guys, plenty of single ladies to be snapped up here...

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

"I'll be on the singles table

It’s gonna be a big table

Would you mind if I sat with you?

I'm flying solo.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

o o OO o o

Did somebody mention a free bar?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Did somebody mention a free bar?"

Champagne on arrival...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We will pop in after 9 if that's ok.. "

Lol bring a friend

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Alan....I'll bring my Al

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"Did somebody mention a free bar?

Champagne on arrival..."

Only on arrival! At an exclusive launch party

tut tut!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alan....I'll bring my Al

You cannot young lady, I’ve got him

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Alan....I'll bring my Al

You cannot young lady, I’ve got him

MFFF maybe? Alan, Nora, Suzuki & Button...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Alan....I'll bring my Al

You cannot young lady, I’ve got him

Arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alllllllaaannnnnn I hope your not making him do dodgy things choccy button !!!!!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I shall be at the singles table "

Ohh, I do not think so young lady... tut-tut!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Alan....I'll bring my Al

You cannot young lady, I’ve got him

MFFF maybe? Alan, Nora, Suzuki & Button..."

Oooooooo elo

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

Erm well if anyone wants to attend with me otherwise I'll be flying solo as per lovely

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll be on the singles table

It’s gonna be a big table

Spare chair for my big ass?

All welcome here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any ladies out there want to take me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As its my b day....drinks all round

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy B Day....cheers! xx

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x"

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game?

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I’ll attend with Lex if she hasn’t already been snapped up

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday

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By *laymateteeMan
over a year ago

Southampton

I'd love to come but I'll be on the singles table unless one of these beautiful women on here seats next to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x"
thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy B Day....cheers! xx"
x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just bring myself and my bosoms please ?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game? "

It'll be a hedonistic ocassion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As a couple wouldn't you be coming in a 2 anyway?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can I just bring myself and my bosoms please ?

Both you, and your (very ample) bosoms, are extremely welcome Kissalicious x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alan....I'll bring my Al

You cannot young lady, I’ve got him

Arhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Alllllllaaannnnnn I hope your not making him do dodgy things choccy button !!!!!

He looks amazing brown

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday

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thank you x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Alan....I'll bring my Al

You cannot young lady, I’ve got him

MFFF maybe? Alan, Nora, Suzuki & Button...

Oooooooo elo

I’m having Alan first

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Alan....I'll bring my Al

You cannot young lady, I’ve got him

MFFF maybe? Alan, Nora, Suzuki & Button...

Oooooooo elo

I’m having Alan first

I think you've had him enough!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday

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thank you x

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game?

It'll be a hedonistic ocassion "

I am always game to indulge!

Do I need to bring thongs??

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday

thank you x"

Happy birthday xx

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

"I'd love to come but I'll be on the singles table unless one of these beautiful women on here seats next to me

You can tag along

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game?

It'll be a hedonistic ocassion

I am always game to indulge!

Do I need to bring thongs??"

Bring a spare pair Darlo, just for me!

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By *laymateteeMan
over a year ago

Southampton

"I'd love to come but I'll be on the singles table unless one of these beautiful women on here seats next to me

You can tag along "

I've found my sexy +1

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game?

It'll be a hedonistic ocassion

I am always game to indulge!

Do I need to bring thongs??

Bring a spare pair Darlo, just for me!

Filth!!

just how I like it!! I'll bring a few.... just in case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday

thank you x

Happy birthday xx"
thank you xx

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game?

It'll be a hedonistic ocassion

I am always game to indulge!

Do I need to bring thongs??

Bring a spare pair Darlo, just for me!

Filth!!

just how I like it!! I'll bring a few.... just in case "

I'm a posh speaking filth bucket don't you know...

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

Where is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can’t find a plus one. I’ll stop by for a drink another day.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Where is it? "

It's in a nice part of London

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game?

It'll be a hedonistic ocassion

I am always game to indulge!

Do I need to bring thongs??

Bring a spare pair Darlo, just for me!

Filth!!

just how I like it!! I'll bring a few.... just in case

I'm a posh speaking filth bucket don't you know..."

You can't speak that much with my thong in your mouth

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Room in there for lil ole me?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I'll take Nell Gwyn. I don't think it's my scene or hers but we'll have a hoot anyway.

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game?

It'll be a hedonistic ocassion

I am always game to indulge!

Do I need to bring thongs??

Bring a spare pair Darlo, just for me!

Filth!!

just how I like it!! I'll bring a few.... just in case

I'm a posh speaking filth bucket don't you know...

You can't speak that much with my thong in your mouth "

Ooooooo there's a show to!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'll take Nell Gwyn. I don't think it's my scene or hers but we'll have a hoot anyway."

Why is it not your scene?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll take Nell Gwyn. I don't think it's my scene or hers but we'll have a hoot anyway."

Get a room you two.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game?

It'll be a hedonistic ocassion

I am always game to indulge!

Do I need to bring thongs??

Bring a spare pair Darlo, just for me!

Filth!!

just how I like it!! I'll bring a few.... just in case

I'm a posh speaking filth bucket don't you know...

You can't speak that much with my thong in your mouth "

Make sure it's a pre-worn thong Darlo

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"I'll take Nell Gwyn. I don't think it's my scene or hers but we'll have a hoot anyway.

Get a room you two.

It's a show sssshhhhhhhh

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

I'll come if you can find me a plus one, I getting fed up going everywhere on my own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love each and everyone of you so it would be hard.

I’d turn up as a singleton and tag along with anyone who needs a plus one

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday x

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday x"

Here's my plus one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i just sit at the bar,on my own?

Fear not Emma, you'll definitely not be on your own

Oh wonderful.i'll just wait to be someones back up plan

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'll come if you can find me a plus one, I getting fed up going everywhere on my own

I can be a dating service too

Leave it with me...

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday x

Here's my plus one

Aww Our first date x

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can i just sit at the bar,on my own?

Fear not Emma, you'll definitely not be on your own

Oh wonderful.i'll just wait to be someones back up plan

No back up plans required Emma...

You're my very own personal VIP guest for the night

Please bring your shiny tiara

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game?

It'll be a hedonistic ocassion

I am always game to indulge!

Do I need to bring thongs??

Bring a spare pair Darlo, just for me!

Filth!!

just how I like it!! I'll bring a few.... just in case

I'm a posh speaking filth bucket don't you know...

You can't speak that much with my thong in your mouth

Ooooooo there's a show to!

Always happy to provide some entertainment

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game?

It'll be a hedonistic ocassion

I am always game to indulge!

Do I need to bring thongs??

Bring a spare pair Darlo, just for me!

Filth!!

just how I like it!! I'll bring a few.... just in case

I'm a posh speaking filth bucket don't you know...

You can't speak that much with my thong in your mouth

Make sure it's a pre-worn thong Darlo

I'll make sure it's the one you fucked me in earlier that day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll be on the singles table

It’s gonna be a big table

Spare chair for my big ass?

All welcome here

We may get a shag at last!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just bring myself and my bosoms please ?

Both you, and your (very ample) bosoms, are extremely welcome Kissalicious x"
Topless ?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"As its my b day....drinks all round

They're on me Kelly

Hope you're having a great day x

You mean we get to drink off you? Is this some new sex game?

It'll be a hedonistic ocassion

I am always game to indulge!

Do I need to bring thongs??

Bring a spare pair Darlo, just for me!

Filth!!

just how I like it!! I'll bring a few.... just in case

I'm a posh speaking filth bucket don't you know...

You can't speak that much with my thong in your mouth

Make sure it's a pre-worn thong Darlo

I'll make sure it's the one you fucked me in earlier that day "

Perfect!

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can I just bring myself and my bosoms please ?

Both you, and your (very ample) bosoms, are extremely welcome Kissalicious x Topless ?

Yes please

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I'll take Nell Gwyn. I don't think it's my scene or hers but we'll have a hoot anyway.

Get a room you two.

Planning on it, thanks for the advice.

Op, not sure I'm classy enough.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I'll take Nell Gwyn. I don't think it's my scene or hers but we'll have a hoot anyway.

Get a room you two.

Planning on it, thanks for the advice.

Op, not sure I'm classy enough.

Throw on a nice frock Meli - you'll be fine...

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I shall bring Fever Tree; the perfect tonic

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I'll be on the singles table

It’s gonna be a big table

Spare chair for my big ass?

All welcome here

We may get a shag at last!?!

Our lucky night maybe

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I shall bring Fever Tree; the perfect tonic

A good pairing...

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I haven’t got a plus one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LisaB beat me to it! You can't have Gin without a decent tonic and I wouldn't want to be there without the delightful LisaB

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"LisaB beat me to it! You can't have Gin without a decent tonic and I wouldn't want to be there without the delightful LisaB

Very well said FT - good man

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

"I shall bring Fever Tree; the perfect tonic

A good pairing..."

I think so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shall bring Fever Tree; the perfect tonic

A good pairing...

I think so..."
It has a lot of potential Miss Farenheit

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday x

Here's my plus one

Aww Our first date x"

It will only take one......

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"I haven’t got a plus one.

Sit on the singles table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i just sit at the bar,on my own?

Fear not Emma, you'll definitely not be on your own

Oh wonderful.i'll just wait to be someones back up plan

No back up plans required Emma...

You're my very own personal VIP guest for the night

Please bring your shiny tiara

I'd be honoured

I'll have to dig out my diamonds

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday x

Here's my plus one

Aww Our first date x

It will only take one......

I’ll be on my best behaviour then x

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I haven’t got a plus one.

You can hold my hand

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I haven’t got a plus one.

You can hold my hand

I'm expecting more than just hand holding at my event...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday x

Here's my plus one

Aww Our first date x

It will only take one......

I’ll be on my best behaviour then x"

I won't

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I haven’t got a plus one.

You can hold my hand

I'm expecting more than just hand holding at my event..."

Patience...!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a large pink gin please Girth

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can I have a large pink gin please Girth

Absolutely Button

is Gin Flagingo Pink Gin ok?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a large pink gin please Girth

Absolutely Button

is Gin Flagingo Pink Gin ok?..."

What is pink flagingo gin

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can I have a large pink gin please Girth

Absolutely Button

is Gin Flagingo Pink Gin ok?...

What is pink flagingo gin

Try it

You'll love it...

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Can I have a large pink gin please Girth

Absolutely Button

is Gin Flagingo Pink Gin ok?...

What is pink flagingo gin

I think he,s drank half of whatever it is already

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a large pink gin please Girth

Absolutely Button

is Gin Flagingo Pink Gin ok?...

What is pink flagingo gin

Try it

You'll love it..."

Will Norman like it

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can I have a large pink gin please Girth

Absolutely Button

is Gin Flagingo Pink Gin ok?...

What is pink flagingo gin

I source it from Selfridges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I have a large pink gin please Girth

Absolutely Button

is Gin Flagingo Pink Gin ok?...

What is pink flagingo gin

I think he,s drank half of whatever it is already

I don’t think there’s any left in the bottle but I’ll play along

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Can I have a large pink gin please Girth

Absolutely Button

is Gin Flagingo Pink Gin ok?...

What is pink flagingo gin

Try it

You'll love it...

Will Norman like it

I wouldn't know!!

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

"As its my b day....drinks all round

Happy birthday x

Here's my plus one

Aww Our first date x

It will only take one......

I’ll be on my best behaviour then x

I won't

Good job it’s all gone quiet in here

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Could I have VCP at this table please?

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Could I have VCP at this table please?"

For you DC... of course x

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I wonder if anyone will snap me up

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I wonder if anyone will snap me up

Straight to the VIP area for you Lexi

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

"I wonder if anyone will snap me up

Straight to the VIP area for you Lexi

Yay!!! That’s where I belong

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Gents, there are still plenty of lovely ladies looking for a 'plus one'...

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Gents, there are still plenty of lovely ladies looking for a 'plus one'..."

Yep like me!

Girth just wants me pants in his mouth

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"Gents, there are still plenty of lovely ladies looking for a 'plus one'...

Yep like me!

Girth just wants me pants in his mouth "

Yes please!

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

I’m going to sell hooch outside.

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By *irth.Minge.Fire OP Man
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"I’m going to sell hooch outside.

You can sell some Girth Minge Fire merch if you'd like too?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m going to sell hooch outside.

Hooch or ... ‘hooch’?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"I’m going to sell hooch outside.

You can sell some Girth Minge Fire merch if you'd like too?"

I don't think your ripped white shirts will sell for much

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Ahem.......

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m going to sell hooch outside.

You can sell some Girth Minge Fire merch if you'd like too?"

I hate merchandise stuff.

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"I’m going to sell hooch outside.

Hooch or ... ‘hooch’?

The latter.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"I’m going to sell hooch outside.

Hooch or ... ‘hooch’?

The latter."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be a plus one to someone?? Where is this bar??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo evening Girty and pint of your pinkest gin please

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I’ll bring the lovely Babs

I’ll be there

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Can I come

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think he closed for the night....

LANDLORD....

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Yep I'd like to come. Add me to the awaiting plus one

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

Did I kill it

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places

"Did I kill it

He's californicating I think

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By *ondon-guy68Man
over a year ago

London

Did I miss it?

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Is it back open? X

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

It’s nearly dead!

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Did I kill it

He's californicating I think "
looks that way

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

I determine a "good bar" by what it has to offer for the teetotaller. So what range of suitable drinks will you have?

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"I determine a "good bar" by what it has to offer for the teetotaller. So what range of suitable drinks will you have?"

Think hes gone

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