FabSwingers.com forum: What makes you fart?

By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

For me it's bagels.

Which is unfortunate....I love them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Porridge

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

With the risk of sounding to northern pease pudding does it every time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The usual greens - sprouts and cabbage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kale! I make smoothies with Kale in and I'm like a one man wind turbine....

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Porridge

Mmn porridge makes me rumble too. Good thing we aren't in the Three Bears.

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over a year ago

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By *ork10Man
over a year ago

York

And here’s me thinking woman don’t fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At this minute it's the large bag of peanuts and bottle of iron brew. Are making me very windy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans for me (hev)

Charlie farts 24/7 so all food is fart fuel for him I think.

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Anything dairy based x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge cock up me jacksie

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"With the risk of sounding to northern pease pudding does it every time"

Is Pease Pudding a real thing people still eat? Blimey.

Keep away from the half a pound of Tuppenny Rice

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

Kidney beans

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The usual greens - sprouts and cabbage! "

I'm fine with them, strangely.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything with dairy in it. Also anything with gelatine. I should be vegan really.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Kale! I make smoothies with Kale in and I'm like a one man wind turbine...."

If you drink Kale smoothies you deserve wind!

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Chilli or any hot and spicy food, and as I love hot and spicy food...every night after my tea

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By *heik yourwillyMan
over a year ago

shire

excess wind lol

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"At this minute it's the large bag of peanuts and bottle of iron brew. Are making me very windy

Parp!

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By *ulldog_71Man
over a year ago

Sedgefield

Yes in fact I have had some today

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kale! I make smoothies with Kale in and I'm like a one man wind turbine....

If you drink Kale smoothies you deserve wind!"

I have an obsession with lighting my farts, so I drink them on purpose.

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

"A huge cock up me jacksie"

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By *ackieSteveCouple
over a year ago

Newbridge

Beans and butt sex.

But not together.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pistachios make me fart.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Beans for me (hev)

Charlie farts 24/7 so all food is fart fuel for him I think.

Xx"

Fart fuel lol, I like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veggie stew

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Anything dairy based x"

Even chocolate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing. My arse is a perfume factory don't you know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst thing for me is getting hungry I feel it start in my belly churning then I bloat then it works it's way out a couple of hours later.

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'm allergic to bullshit, that's when I fart

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Cheese

lactose intolerant innit

such a shame as I

a good ripe runny Brie

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

"Nothing. My arse is a perfume factory don't you know. "

You are obviously royalty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dried apricots....god its awful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"A huge cock up me jacksie"

Post anal wind is an occupational hazard lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cumming apparently

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some forums faces

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By *avid alanMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Red cabbage well any veg really

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Kidney beans"

Butter beans send me into otbit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apples and mayonnaise. Not together mind.

Mrs

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Food

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Anything with dairy in it. Also anything with gelatine. I should be vegan really. "

Sounds that way

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Chilli or any hot and spicy food, and as I love hot and spicy food...every night after my tea

Ouch!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Anything dairy based x

Even chocolate?

Yes. Doesn't stop me though x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything healthy.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Beans and butt sex.

But not together."

Mmn probably best not to combine those two...

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Anal sex

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Pistachios make me fart."

That's nuts!

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Cabbage......

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By *ewexperience83Couple
over a year ago

Ellesmere Port

Red onions

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Veggie stew

Step away from the vegetables...

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Nothing. My arse is a perfume factory don't you know. "

I'd expect nothing less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baked beans for breakfast then follow it up with a chicken vindaloo for tea....

Results are scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baked beans for breakfast then follow it up with a chicken vindaloo for tea....

Results are scary.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"The worst thing for me is getting hungry I feel it start in my belly churning then I bloat then it works it's way out a couple of hours later. "

Ooher...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything, I have IBS so always do it x

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By *andyladMan
over a year ago

Hereorthere

Ration packs

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By *heThrillSeekersCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Onions, both of us, the interesting nights are about 2 hours after cheese and onion sandwiches

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cheese

lactose intolerant innit

such a shame as I

a good ripe runny Brie

Do you risk it occasionally?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Dried apricots....god its awful

Oh God I sat and ate a big packet of these once...let's draw a veil over the after effects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anal sex

luckily it doesn't start until I'm on the way home.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Eating "

Parp parp!

Do you hold them in or just let the wind go free?

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Cumming apparently

Blimey!

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

My monthlies gives me flatulance of which I am ashamed.....

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Some forums faces

You make my sphincter tighten

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Red cabbage well any veg really "

Veg is getting a bad rep on here, how can something healthy make you smell so bad!

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

A cock

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By *educedWoman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"A cock"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Doggy style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Madras

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By *arly StagesCouple
over a year ago

Penwortham

Chips and gravy give me proper duvet lifters.

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By *avid alanMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Red cabbage well any veg really

Veg is getting a bad rep on here, how can something healthy make you smell so bad!"

I’m talking toxic gas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My diabetes meds

I've asked to change them but Doc says they work and farts as a side effect isn't serious enough to change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spunk in my bum

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By *avid alanMan
over a year ago

birmingham

"Spunk in my bum

I presume that would make anyone fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funerals and other quiet social situations.

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By *i1971Man
over a year ago

Cornwall

Jerusalem Artichokes. Hadn't tried them until a few years ago & really liked them, but I seemed to be producing wind for some time afterwards

Have to plan ahead if I'm thinking of having them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For me it's bagels.

Which is unfortunate....I love them

Everything lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pull my finger!

Oh, is it too soon

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Jizz

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By *andonmessMan
over a year ago

A world all of his own

It's kinda random for me, never really the same thing twice. Last time was baked beans with some grated cheese melted over them for the last minute or so in the pan. Mother of devine Jesus it could have stopped an elephant in its tracks

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

Any type of pork for me. Not pork-ing as far as I can remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Food

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By *inkerbell67Woman
over a year ago

Clacton on sea essex

Anything dairy ..

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By *redjMan
over a year ago

gloucestershire

For anyone that says dairy you may be lactose intolerant

i know i am and jeeezzz does it have side effects

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chicken

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

It starts with an f,The rest is just an Art.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stake that’s not well done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything generally unhealthy

so eat well people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curry, and pastry, and vegetables.

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

"For me it's bagels.

Which is unfortunate....I love them

Eggs

Beans

Milk

Sometimes I go, Jesus, did that come from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a veggi so nothing food wise. Unhealthy thoughts of bacon butties usually does it ??

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

"Jerusalem Artichokes. Hadn't tried them until a few years ago & really liked them, but I seemed to be producing wind for some time afterwards

Have to plan ahead if I'm thinking of having them

That is because jerusalem artichokes store their energy in the tubers as inulin rather than starch. We can't digest inulin but some of our benificial gut bacteria can and when thet do they produce hydrogen, carbon dioxide and some methane. The other veg especially rich in inulin is chicory. Generally a moderate inulin consumption is thought to be good for digestive health.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beans for me (hev)

Charlie farts 24/7 so all food is fart fuel for him I think.

Fart fuel lol, I like that"

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

A good shagging up the bum usually results in some anal belching

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Portland

After eating faggots, I do keep away from naked flames. And I also avoid wearing nylon clothing just in case a static spark ignites the fumes in my briefs, and singe my bum fluff.

I know this is really disgusting, ''But''

after eating faggots I go to the local supermarket and stand in the middle of a aisle and let rip. I then rush to the end of the aisle and look back, to watch the other shoppers reactions.

And I am thinking ! WOW You could cut that one with a knife.

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Portland

Dutch oven any one. he he

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By *on a MangerMan
over a year ago

somerset/Bristol

"Porridge

Mmn porridge makes me rumble too. Good thing we aren't in the Three Bears."

Imagine the outcome if you dipped your bagels in porridge

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

Nothing, I don’t. I’m like a sheep. Admittedly sometimes my friends have to tie a string round my ankle to stop my flying away like a loose balloon though

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"Nothing, I don’t. I’m like a sheep. Admittedly sometimes my friends have to tie a string round my ankle to stop my flying away like a loose balloon though

Omg you lie

I always thought it was a bottom song

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Women ?? Farting?? Never. I always assumed you lot just lightly ejected the scent of rose petals into the air .

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

"Women ?? Farting?? Never. I always assumed you lot just lightly ejected the scent of rose petals into the air ."

Also known as glitter puffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that enters my stomach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tea and biscuits

I don’t get invited to the vicarage anymore

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

So far vegetables and anal sex seen to be the main culprits

Think the lesson learned is not to combine the two!

Could take someone's eye out with a turbo charged courgette!

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Portland

"Porridge

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Well Quaker my oats with that cute ass.

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

Pretty much everything, however my diabetes medication makes me very windy luckily I only have to take one a day if I take two I literally turn into a fart machine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoga

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By *iss SJWoman
over a year ago

Hull

"Nothing, I don’t. I’m like a sheep. Admittedly sometimes my friends have to tie a string round my ankle to stop my flying away like a loose balloon though

Omg you lie

I always thought it was a bottom song"

How very dare you! You’re off my favourite tv list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When she pulls well lubed fingers out of my arse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beans beans the musical fruit

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

gluten, the slightest crumb of wheat and like the gas works.

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Beans beans the musical fruit"

The more you eat

The more you toot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Female half of profile here admitting to gluten farts and big cums farts which he finds very amusing to induce

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Apart from the obvious...hazelnuts do it for me.

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Spunk

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Skirting

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Old age..

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By *picknspanMan
over a year ago

North West Leeds

The gas in my large intestine generally does it.

Mushy peas or Brussel sprouts usually are the key factor to this gas!

As a side issue can you tell by the sound alone if it is a bum fart or a fanny fart?

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Men's tongue

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Wasabi peas are causing ructions tonight

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Corn

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hummus

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

The bagels are still working their magic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea never been that prolific or skilled at it

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"No idea never been that prolific or skilled at it"

You cant be good at everything darlin

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No idea never been that prolific or skilled at it

You cant be good at everything darlin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peppers make me fart. Smell is so authentic

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Peppers make me fart. Smell is so authentic

Smell-o-vision lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cabbage!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cabbage rich veggie stew

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leeks... smells like death

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By *iking 777Man
over a year ago

Kirkwall

Super noodles

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

If veg are so good for us, why do they make us fart so bad?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're assuming farts are a bad thing. They are hilarious if times correctly

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"You're assuming farts are a bad thing. They are hilarious if times correctly

You've obviously not experienced one of mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're assuming farts are a bad thing. They are hilarious if times correctly

You've obviously not experienced one of mine

Is that an offer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A huge cock up me jacksie"

Would that not stop you farting????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pistachios make me fart."

Your just nuts

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By *ickyRoosterMan
over a year ago

Uppendown

A second cup of tea. I'm a Vicar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coffee ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Curried vegan.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"A huge cock up me jacksie"

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By *pitfiremk10Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Steak and kidney pie with mushy peas... The hurricane is born

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By *innie The Minx OP Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Wow this is an old thread...I'm off the bagels at the min

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wow this is an old thread...I'm off the bagels at the min

Would seem by reading the thread you need to avoid more than just bagels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My IBS makes me bottom burp if I have lots of onions

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By *agenta400Woman
over a year ago

All over the shop

My IBS. My constant companion that fucks me up on a regular basis.

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Spunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pistachios

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By *234 hot sairaTV/TS
over a year ago

west midland

Jizz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jizz"

Want to have some gas

Chicken makes the wind blow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive only had an omelette today, and I have been stinking myself out all day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive not farted since I was about 15 lol

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Nerves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Alpen

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By *awk90Man
over a year ago

Hamburg, Germany

Aldi has these sugar-free sweets... Containing maltitol. That stuff is BAD for my tummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Onions and boy do they stink

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Ive not farted since I was about 15 lol "

Liar

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Onions and boy do they stink"

Eeeeew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything

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By *andyMinx_tvTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

Too much lube

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Airplane journeys!

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By *ayjay218Man
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Breathing lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Everything

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everything literally everything although I blame it on the protein shakes!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brussel sprouts at xmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beans for me (hev)

Charlie farts 24/7 so all food is fart fuel for him I think.

Xx"

Haha that’s me too - and I always get a great laugh from queefs too! Keeps the sex funny

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Beans for me (hev)

Charlie farts 24/7 so all food is fart fuel for him I think.

Haha that’s me too - and I always get a great laugh from queefs too! Keeps the sex funny

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By *pitfiremk10Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Too much Guinness and a steak and kidney pie does for me!

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