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The female has all the power

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

The Peacock caused Darwin quite a headache, viewed through the lense of natural selection the animal is a complete conundrum; how on earth can the evolution of such plumage possibly increase it's chance of survival?

This drove him to develop his theory of sexual selection. The Peacock with the biggest feathers and the most eyes will get the girl, and so it goes on.

However, such things come at great cost to the male. The growth of his feathers takes it's toll on his energy reserves as well as making him easy meat for predators. As does all that strutting around and calling when his time would be far better spent eating.

Why? To get laid. Yet it occurs to me that it is the Peahen that must choose him, she is the one that must make the decision. She is the one in control.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Exactly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My husband is scared of peacocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My husband is scared of peacocks "

Wuss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Peacock caused Darwin quite a headache, viewed through the lense of natural selection the animal is a complete conundrum; how on earth can the evolution of such plumage possibly increase it's chance of survival?

This drove him to develop his theory of sexual selection. The Peacock with the biggest feathers and the most eyes will get the girl, and so it goes on.

However, such things come at great cost to the male. The growth of his feathers takes it's toll on his energy reserves as well as making him easy meat for predators. As does all that strutting around and calling when his time would be far better spent eating.

Why? To get laid. Yet it occurs to me that it is the Peahen that must choose him, she is the one that must make the decision. She is the one in control."

And the moral of this story is???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*Ghengis shuffles*

Cmon shake ya tail feather!

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By *edmark07Man
over a year ago

liverpool

I'm scared of all cocks, cept mine of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband is scared of peacocks

Wuss. "

I just asked him why he’s scared and he said ‘I don’t like them, I don’t like all the eyes’

Which is ironic cause he wears glasses and therefore has four eyes

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"My husband is scared of peacocks

Wuss.

I just asked him why he’s scared and he said ‘I don’t like them, I don’t like all the eyes’

Which is ironic cause he wears glasses and therefore has four eyes "
you crack me up

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

My cocks about the size of a Pea if that helps .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peacocks are the stupidest animal on the planet.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Peacocks are the stupidest animal on the planet."

I didn’t see them queuing up to go on Jeremy Kyle

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit


"My husband is scared of peacocks

Wuss.

I just asked him why he’s scared and he said ‘I don’t like them, I don’t like all the eyes’

Which is ironic cause he wears glasses and therefore has four eyes "

Is he the four eyed raven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My husband is scared of peacocks

Wuss.

I just asked him why he’s scared and he said ‘I don’t like them, I don’t like all the eyes’

Which is ironic cause he wears glasses and therefore has four eyes

Is he the four eyed raven? "

Yep, bow down bitches, he has more authority than bran

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Peacocks are the stupidest animal on the planet."

Not quite. At work once i observed a cock Pheasant repeatedly running at and crashing into a patio door. Why? He thought his reflection in the glass was a rival male.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Mr and I were talking about this the other day. In the bird world the males are the ones with all the colours, fancy plumage, dance skills, exotic looks etc whereas the females are very plain in comparison.

It would make an interesting club night if all the ladies turned up in their white (or in my case grey) comfy cottons while all the guys turned up in their jazzy undies, body paints, make up and insane dance moves

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Mr and I were talking about this the other day. In the bird world the males are the ones with all the colours, fancy plumage, dance skills, exotic looks etc whereas the females are very plain in comparison.

It would make an interesting club night if all the ladies turned up in their white (or in my case grey) comfy cottons while all the guys turned up in their jazzy undies, body paints, make up and insane dance moves

"

It's a common feature throughout the animal world, it is the male bird that does all the singing, has the brightest plumage, the best dance moves. This begs the question why, in recent centuries, has the human animal stepped away from this?

Not to mention the poor old stag that must fight to exhaustion, even death.

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"The Mr and I were talking about this the other day. In the bird world the males are the ones with all the colours, fancy plumage, dance skills, exotic looks etc whereas the females are very plain in comparison.

It would make an interesting club night if all the ladies turned up in their white (or in my case grey) comfy cottons while all the guys turned up in their jazzy undies, body paints, make up and insane dance moves

"

While I am glad that ladies make an effort, it's clear from here that just being female will lead men to pursue you.

Female profiles with no pictures, text or no more than the minimum needed will still be swamped with messages.

The driving force is the urge to attract a mate, by showing that you have resources to spare, by growing impressive plumage, or antlers.

Men do this by driving flash cars, and similar status symbols.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The Mr and I were talking about this the other day. In the bird world the males are the ones with all the colours, fancy plumage, dance skills, exotic looks etc whereas the females are very plain in comparison.

It would make an interesting club night if all the ladies turned up in their white (or in my case grey) comfy cottons while all the guys turned up in their jazzy undies, body paints, make up and insane dance moves

While I am glad that ladies make an effort, it's clear from here that just being female will lead men to pursue you.

Female profiles with no pictures, text or no more than the minimum needed will still be swamped with messages.

The driving force is the urge to attract a mate, by showing that you have resources to spare, by growing impressive plumage, or antlers.

Men do this by driving flash cars, and similar status symbols."

Completely so, yet the point of this post is to show that no matter how much a male pursues a mate the choice whether or not to accept his advances is ultimately hers to make.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It wasn't that long ago, in high society at least, that a man was not only expected to dress in the finest silks and lace in a bright cornucopia of colours but also to be able to show prowess equally on both the dance floor and the battlefield.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Peacocks are the stupidest animal on the planet.

I didn’t see them queuing up to go on Jeremy Kyle "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The Mr and I were talking about this the other day. In the bird world the males are the ones with all the colours, fancy plumage, dance skills, exotic looks etc whereas the females are very plain in comparison.

It would make an interesting club night if all the ladies turned up in their white (or in my case grey) comfy cottons while all the guys turned up in their jazzy undies, body paints, make up and insane dance moves

"

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"The Peacock caused Darwin quite a headache, viewed through the lense of natural selection the animal is a complete conundrum; how on earth can the evolution of such plumage possibly increase it's chance of survival?

This drove him to develop his theory of sexual selection. The Peacock with the biggest feathers and the most eyes will get the girl, and so it goes on.

However, such things come at great cost to the male. The growth of his feathers takes it's toll on his energy reserves as well as making him easy meat for predators. As does all that strutting around and calling when his time would be far better spent eating.

Why? To get laid. Yet it occurs to me that it is the Peahen that must choose him, she is the one that must make the decision. She is the one in control.

And the moral of this story is???"

Making an effort pays off.

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