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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Currently sat in a hotel room, alone, eating quavers, drinking cherry Pepsi max and watching 24 hours in A&E nearly in tears about an old fella.

A good night?

FFS get a life?

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

Oh bless, PMT?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than my night

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By *ommyxyzMan
over a year ago

Harlow

"Currently sat in a hotel room, alone, eating quavers, drinking cherry Pepsi max and watching 24 hours in A&E nearly in tears about an old fella.

A good night?

FFS get a life?"

Sorry but it’s the latter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why are you alone in a hotel room?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop with the Pepsi Max cherry

You're life will be instantly better

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Oh bless, PMT? "

If you mean Poor Miserable Teebee, then yes

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By *uzukiNo1Woman
over a year ago

Rhyl

"Oh bless, PMT?

If you mean Poor Miserable Teebee, then yes

I did I did........*cough*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh dear tee not good

but it could be worse xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

It's First Dates soon, so life will get better.

Get rid of the Pepsi Max and have a nice cleansing glass of water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Escort?

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Better than my night "

Oh no, share away gorgeous lady.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's the quavers that would spoil it for me, the rest sounds just dandy

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Currently sat in a hotel room, alone, eating quavers, drinking cherry Pepsi max and watching 24 hours in A&E nearly in tears about an old fella.

A good night?

FFS get a life?

Sorry but it’s the latter."

Thought so, off to find one

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Your post (sad) and status (hopeful) a bit contradicting. You got stood up?

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Why are you alone in a hotel room?"

Because I am (please select appropriate response);

A. Waiting for the minibus of naked ladies to turn up.

B. Just waved off the minibus of naked ladies after a bust evening.

C. Too old

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Stop with the Pepsi Max cherry

You're life will be instantly better"

Well the Quavers have gone

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Oh bless, PMT?

If you mean Poor Miserable Teebee, then yes

I did I did........*cough*

I've got something for that sore throat

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I'm sat in bed eating nougat watching family guy and I haven't cried yet....

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Oh dear tee not good

but it could be worse xx"

True hotel could have double booked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Currently sat in a hotel room, alone, eating quavers, drinking cherry Pepsi max and watching 24 hours in A&E nearly in tears about an old fella.

A good night?

FFS get a life?"

Oh me too, not in a hotel tho or drinking cherry pepsi max, disgusting stuff lol

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"It's First Dates soon, so life will get better.

Get rid of the Pepsi Max and have a nice cleansing glass of water.

First dates. OMG no I just couldn't. More of a documentary type.

Water!!!! I might give it a go.

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Escort?"

No they only had Razzle left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least you’re not in A&E!

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"It's the quavers that would spoil it for me, the rest sounds just dandy

It's the alone bit that gets me (spend too much time away for work).

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"It's First Dates soon, so life will get better.

Get rid of the Pepsi Max and have a nice cleansing glass of water.

First dates. OMG no I just couldn't. More of a documentary type.

Water!!!! I might give it a go."

There's a repeat of The Stolen Maharajah on BBC4.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"At least you’re not in A&E!"

I hope you're not.

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Your post (sad) and status (hopeful) a bit contradicting. You got stood up?"

Only by room service. I'm too shy to arrange naughtyness while away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bang one out and have a good kip mate!

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I'm sat in bed eating nougat watching family guy and I haven't cried yet.... "

Sounds much better than my choices.

Love a good bit of nougat, what type? Pink & white with nuts.....Love it.

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Currently sat in a hotel room, alone, eating quavers, drinking cherry Pepsi max and watching 24 hours in A&E nearly in tears about an old fella.

A good night?

FFS get a life?

Oh me too, not in a hotel tho or drinking cherry pepsi max, disgusting stuff lol "

Best choice in the vending machine

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"At least you’re not in A&E!"

True, thankfully.

It's been a while, I must be due a visit soon

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"It's First Dates soon, so life will get better.

Get rid of the Pepsi Max and have a nice cleansing glass of water.

First dates. OMG no I just couldn't. More of a documentary type.

Water!!!! I might give it a go.

There's a repeat of The Stolen Maharajah on BBC4.

Might check that out cheers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear tee not good

but it could be worse xx

True hotel could have double booked

Haha or you could be watching Jeremy Kyle x

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"At least you’re not in A&E!

I hope you're not.

Not yet, all depends on the level of boredom and sense of adventure

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Bang one out and have a good kip mate!"

Just the one???

Hate sleeping in hotel beds, much prefer my own bed.

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Oh dear tee not good

but it could be worse xx

True hotel could have double booked

Haha or you could be watching Jeremy Kyle x"

Or even worse, on Jeremy Kyle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear tee not good

but it could be worse xx

True hotel could have double booked

Haha or you could be watching Jeremy Kyle x

Or even worse, on Jeremy Kyle

See there you go not so bad after all x

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By *eesideMan
over a year ago

margate sumwear by the sea

"Currently sat in a hotel room, alone, eating quavers, drinking cherry Pepsi max and watching 24 hours in A&E nearly in tears about an old fella.

A good night?

FFS get a life?"

Bin the crisps and Order a dominos pizza

Throw out the Pepsi and get the real stuf.. A 2L bottal of Cola.

And watch the expendables DVD film set in 3D HD with surround sound

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Oh dear tee not good

but it could be worse xx

True hotel could have double booked

Haha or you could be watching Jeremy Kyle x

Or even worse, on Jeremy Kyle

See there you go not so bad after all x"

If that is what I have to compare how bad my night is, I'm in deep doo doo

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I watched 24 hours in a and e. That poor man and his partner and his friend

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Currently sat in a hotel room, alone, eating quavers, drinking cherry Pepsi max and watching 24 hours in A&E nearly in tears about an old fella.

A good night?

FFS get a life?

Bin the crisps and Order a dominos pizza

Throw out the Pepsi and get the real stuf.. A 2L bottal of Cola.

And watch the expendables DVD film set in 3D HD with surround sound

Cheers seaside, but....

Already eaten, no room even for Dominos.

Only if it's zero.

Only a tiny tv screen other side of the room.

But thanks for the ideas

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I watched 24 hours in a and e. That poor man and his partner and his friend

Brave man though. Birthday really got me was when they had a drink at the end and bought him a pint

Think I cry too easily me (but don't tell anyone)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could be worse!

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Could be worse!

So I've been told

Only if the fire alarm goes off, and I'm still naked with my cock stuck in the kettle

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I watched 24 hours in a and e. That poor man and his partner and his friend

Brave man though. Birthday really got me was when they had a drink at the end and bought him a pint

Think I cry too easily me (but don't tell anyone) "

I won't

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I watched 24 hours in a and e. That poor man and his partner and his friend

Brave man though. Birthday really got me was when they had a drink at the end and bought him a pint

Think I cry too easily me (but don't tell anyone)

I won't

Thanks, I mean not many read my posts so I can say anything in here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear tee not good

but it could be worse xx

True hotel could have double booked

Haha or you could be watching Jeremy Kyle x

Or even worse, on Jeremy Kyle

See there you go not so bad after all x

If that is what I have to compare how bad my night is, I'm in deep doo doo

Haha xx

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"Oh dear tee not good

but it could be worse xx

True hotel could have double booked

Haha or you could be watching Jeremy Kyle x

Or even worse, on Jeremy Kyle

See there you go not so bad after all x

If that is what I have to compare how bad my night is, I'm in deep doo doo

Haha xx"

Another positive, made a lady laugh, without having to take my clothes off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear tee not good

but it could be worse xx

True hotel could have double booked

Haha or you could be watching Jeremy Kyle x

Or even worse, on Jeremy Kyle

See there you go not so bad after all x

If that is what I have to compare how bad my night is, I'm in deep doo doo

Haha xx

Another positive, made a lady laugh, without having to take my clothes off."

Result

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I watched 24 hours in a and e. That poor man and his partner and his friend

Brave man though. Birthday really got me was when they had a drink at the end and bought him a pint

Think I cry too easily me (but don't tell anyone)

I won't

Thanks, I mean not many read my posts so I can say anything in here

You can, it will go no further than you, me and the world wide web.

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By *eeBee67 OP Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

"I watched 24 hours in a and e. That poor man and his partner and his friend

Brave man though. Birthday really got me was when they had a drink at the end and bought him a pint

Think I cry too easily me (but don't tell anyone)

I won't

Thanks, I mean not many read my posts so I can say anything in here

You can, it will go no further than you, me and the world wide web.

Phew thank goodness for that.

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