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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

A new variation on the kiss fuck avoid threads.

Person above gives a dilemma, person below responds and then adds their own dilemma. Feel free to be creative if none of the above appeal...

So....

My cat just puked on the rug...

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Get the dog in to eat it x

Tv is shite x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get the dog in to eat it x

Tv is shite x"

Read a book.

I have no milk to make tea

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"A new variation on the kiss fuck avoid threads.

Person above gives a dilemma, person below responds and then adds their own dilemma. Feel free to be creative if none of the above appeal...

So....

My cat just puked on the rug..."

no rug munching from me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get the dog in to eat it x

Tv is shite x"

Stick on the radio

Where do I go after the pub?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Get the dog in to eat it x

Tv is shite x

Stick on the radio

Where do I go after the pub?"

Gentleman's club?

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"Get the dog in to eat it x

Tv is shite x

Stick on the radio

Where do I go after the pub?

Gentleman's club?"

What if it's closed?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Get the dog in to eat it x

Tv is shite x

Stick on the radio

Where do I go after the pub?

Gentleman's club?

What if it's closed? "

Party at mine

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Get the dog in to eat it x

Tv is shite x

Stick on the radio

Where do I go after the pub?

Gentleman's club?

What if it's closed?

Party at mine "

What's your address?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Where do I go after the pub?"

Home

The kettle isn't turned on.

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"

Where do I go after the pub?

Home

The kettle isn't turned on. "

Get over yourself Knobby.

My gas bill just came in.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"

Where do I go after the pub?

Home

The kettle isn't turned on.

Get over yourself Knobby.

My gas bill just came in."

Pay it

I've just found a worn black thong in my inside suit jacket pocket...

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By *arlo82Couple
over a year ago

the gym and random places


"

Where do I go after the pub?

Home

The kettle isn't turned on.

Get over yourself Knobby.

My gas bill just came in.

Pay it

I've just found a worn black thong in my inside suit jacket pocket..."

Shit that's where I left it!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"

Where do I go after the pub?

Home

The kettle isn't turned on.

Get over yourself Knobby.

My gas bill just came in.

Pay it

I've just found a worn black thong in my inside suit jacket pocket...

Shit that's where I left it! "

I wished

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Get over yourself knobhead :-

I’ve run out of cream for my coffee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get over yourself knobhead :-

I’ve run out of cream for my coffee "

You spoilt entitled little biach, get off your butt to the shop and buy some. You have to work for things!!!

I've got 2 new job offers, I'm so confused as to which one to take.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get over yourself knobhead :-

I’ve run out of cream for my coffee

You spoilt entitled little biach, get off your butt to the shop and buy some. You have to work for things!!!

I've got 2 new job offers, I'm so confused as to which one to take."

Take the first one

Should I watch the next episode of GoT?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Get over yourself knobhead :-

I’ve run out of cream for my coffee

You spoilt entitled little biach, get off your butt to the shop and buy some. You have to work for things!!!

I've got 2 new job offers, I'm so confused as to which one to take."

Who cares

Take the one with the least hours and more pay

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask my supervisor at work to go on a date? I've only been there 2 weeks.

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket


"Can I ask my supervisor at work to go on a date? I've only been there 2 weeks. "

No, that's shagging your way up the ladder.

I'm on the bog and just realised I'm outta paper, what do I do

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Can I ask my supervisor at work to go on a date? I've only been there 2 weeks.

No, that's shagging your way up the ladder.

I'm on the bog and just realised I'm outta paper, what do I do "

Knobhead

I’m having a poo so I’ll pass you some

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Can I ask my supervisor at work to go on a date? I've only been there 2 weeks.

No, that's shagging your way up the ladder.

I'm on the bog and just realised I'm outta paper, what do I do

Knobhead

I’m having a poo so I’ll pass you some "

Shit happens.

I cant be arsed taking the bins out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask my supervisor at work to go on a date? I've only been there 2 weeks.

No, that's shagging your way up the ladder.

I'm on the bog and just realised I'm outta paper, what do I do

Knobhead

I’m having a poo so I’ll pass you some

Shit happens.

I cant be arsed taking the bins out."

Your place is such a shit tip who will notice?

I've seen a new bike I want, its £3500 shall I buy it and not donate to a mates leaving collection?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So what.

Is a new deal gonna make a difference?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who gives two flying shits, its all a load of bollocks anyways

Rabbit Vibe or Dildo?

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By *innie The Minx OP   Woman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Who gives two flying shits, its all a load of bollocks anyways

Rabbit Vibe or Dildo? "

Up your bum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Batteries are dead in toy and home alone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Batteries are dead in toy and home alone "

Use a cucumber

I’ve only 3 days left off till I go back to work

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

Batteries are dead in toy and home alone

Use a cucumber

I’ve only 3 days left off till I go back to work

Make sure you enjoy them.

I don't like toes that hurt.

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By *rincessPussycatTV/TS
over a year ago

a world of her own


"Batteries are dead in toy and home alone

Use a cucumber

I’ve only 3 days left off till I go back to work

Make sure you enjoy them.

I don't like toes that hurt. "

Chop them off.

I wish I'd gone to bed earlier

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask my supervisor at work to go on a date? I've only been there 2 weeks.

No, that's shagging your way up the ladder.

I'm on the bog and just realised I'm outta paper, what do I do

Knobhead

I’m having a poo so I’ll pass you some

Shit happens.

I cant be arsed taking the bins out.

Your place is such a shit tip who will notice?

I've seen a new bike I want, its £3500 shall I buy it and not donate to a mates leaving collection?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I ask my supervisor at work to go on a date? I've only been there 2 weeks.

No, that's shagging your way up the ladder.

I'm on the bog and just realised I'm outta paper, what do I do

Knobhead

I’m having a poo so I’ll pass you some

Shit happens.

I cant be arsed taking the bins out.

Your place is such a shit tip who will notice?

I've seen a new bike I want, its £3500 shall I buy it and not donate to a mates leaving collection?"

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By *illy2018TV/TS
over a year ago

Birmingham

I've seen a new bike I want, its £3500 shall I buy it and not donate to a mates leaving collection?

Money can't buy you mates

But it can buy you bikes..

When are they going to fixit?.

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By *ab_SparklesWoman
over a year ago

sparkle Surprised

When the up cycle centre opens

How ever I'm busy on my banana boat trying to get there

Offer a bus

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