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By *ingle Dad Seeking OP   Man
over a year ago

Northern England

This post was prompted by a comment in another thread about airport security checks of hand luggage.

Not hand luggage at airports per se; but I once took a young lady for a naughty weekend break to a VERY posh hotel; we popped our bags down for the bellhop to take up to our room, whilst I went to the desk to check in.

Presently, the snooty concierge walked over to me, tapped me on the shoulder; and not-so-discreetly whispered that "something was buzzing in Madam's bag".

She frantically ran over to her case, her stilettos clattering on the marble floor; she frantically opened it, hastily throwing all manner of kinky lingerie on the floor, and eventually pulled out, and triumphantly brandished the offending buzzing plastic contraption; "Don't panic, it's only my epilator"!

Ever the gentleman, and smirking to myself; I helped her re-pack her case - whilst sharing a discreet wink with the bellhop

Has anyone else had a similar episode?

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"This post was prompted by a comment in another thread about airport security checks of hand luggage.

Not hand luggage at airports per se; but I once took a young lady for a naughty weekend break to a VERY posh hotel; we popped our bags down for the bellhop to take up to our room, whilst I went to the desk to check in.

Presently, the snooty concierge walked over to me, tapped me on the shoulder; and not-so-discreetly whispered that "something was buzzing in Madam's bag".

She frantically ran over to her case, her stilettos clattering on the marble floor; she frantically opened it, hastily throwing all manner of kinky lingerie on the floor, and eventually pulled out, and triumphantly brandished the offending buzzing plastic contraption; "Don't panic, it's only my epilator"!

Ever the gentleman, and smirking to myself; I helped her re-pack her case - whilst sharing a discreet wink with the bellhop

Has anyone else had a similar episode? "

Ha ha! That didn’t go where I thought it was going

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By *ogerNesszonesMan
over a year ago

Northern England

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Checked out of a hotel in Coventry on business. The receptionist barked out what I had incurred charges for. All ears listened. An oriental guy looked and laughed "bet you are glad you didn't watch the Adult channel!".

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By *ingle Dad Seeking OP   Man
over a year ago

Northern England


"This post was prompted by a comment in another thread about airport security checks of hand luggage.

Not hand luggage at airports per se; but I once took a young lady for a naughty weekend break to a VERY posh hotel; we popped our bags down for the bellhop to take up to our room, whilst I went to the desk to check in.

Presently, the snooty concierge walked over to me, tapped me on the shoulder; and not-so-discreetly whispered that "something was buzzing in Madam's bag".

She frantically ran over to her case, her stilettos clattering on the marble floor; she frantically opened it, hastily throwing all manner of kinky lingerie on the floor, and eventually pulled out, and triumphantly brandished the offending buzzing plastic contraption; "Don't panic, it's only my epilator"!

Ever the gentleman, and smirking to myself; I helped her re-pack her case - whilst sharing a discreet wink with the bellhop

Has anyone else had a similar episode?

Ha ha! That didn’t go where I thought it was going "

Ha ha. I do like giving a little "sting in the tail".

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