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My A-J of rating women

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have come up with a scientifically sound method of rating potential women on fab which I would like to share

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle have no chance and no, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Women must be a minimum of 7.5 to lick this dodger

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I have never ever in my life uses a fax machine,that's the Gods honest truth. Honest.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

You can stick your ratings up your poop chute anyway,bloody men!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I have never ever in my life uses a fax machine,that's the Gods honest truth. Honest."

*used,I put used my damn phone keeps changing everything I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a fax machine when I was in secondary school. Does that make me ancient?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can stick your ratings up your poop chute anyway,bloody men!"

I'm rating you anyway. I'll get back to you on what you got

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

System is flawed. If jugglers have no chance then simply giving them no points for that doesn't rule them out.

You need to rethink your equation or you could easily find yourself getting jiggy with a juggler.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used a fax machine many times as an office junior on the 90s.... Oh well, I'm sure I'll somehow find a way to cope with this crushing blow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"System is flawed. If jugglers have no chance then simply giving them no points for that doesn't rule them out.

You need to rethink your equation or you could easily find yourself getting jiggy with a juggler."

hmm, yes your right, I need to re-calibrate the test. Thanks for pointing that out

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"You can stick your ratings up your poop chute anyway,bloody men!

I'm rating you anyway. I'll get back to you on what you got"

That will be a big fat zero.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"System is flawed. If jugglers have no chance then simply giving them no points for that doesn't rule them out.

You need to rethink your equation or you could easily find yourself getting jiggy with a juggler.

hmm, yes your right, I need to re-calibrate the test. Thanks for pointing that out"

Ok

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle get no points, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Thats better

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can stick your ratings up your poop chute anyway,bloody men!

I'm rating you anyway. I'll get back to you on what you got

That will be a big fat zero."

Don't be so hasty

Can you tell me how generous you are in bed and financially please

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Never used a fax machine, was always too busy cranking the handle to wind up the telephone on the wall

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used a fax machine when I was in secondary school. Does that make me ancient? "

Yes, sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"System is flawed. If jugglers have no chance then simply giving them no points for that doesn't rule them out.

You need to rethink your equation or you could easily find yourself getting jiggy with a juggler.

hmm, yes your right, I need to re-calibrate the test. Thanks for pointing that out

Ok

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle get no points, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Thats better"

All of this is totally irrelevant if they decide not to meet you in the first place. For accuracy purposes you need to add 'will they meet me? Yes/no' I'll let you choose point values....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used a fax machine many times as an office junior on the 90s.... Oh well, I'm sure I'll somehow find a way to cope with this crushing blow "

Don't worry about it 6, you didn't have a chance anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"System is flawed. If jugglers have no chance then simply giving them no points for that doesn't rule them out.

You need to rethink your equation or you could easily find yourself getting jiggy with a juggler.

hmm, yes your right, I need to re-calibrate the test. Thanks for pointing that out

Ok

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle get no points, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Thats better

All of this is totally irrelevant if they decide not to meet you in the first place. For accuracy purposes you need to add 'will they meet me? Yes/no' I'll let you choose point values.... "

Who wouldn't want to meet me, you can clearly see that I put a lot of effort into my meetings

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Never used a fax machine, was always too busy cranking the handle to wind up the telephone on the wall "

hmmm, I'll take it into consideration

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if they are into mime? I put them in the same bracket as jugglers. Just a thought in case you feel the same way. I don't want you meeting any undesirables.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"Never used a fax machine, was always too busy cranking the handle to wind up the telephone on the wall "

Did you know that the fax machine was invented before the telephone?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

My A-J of rating men.

A = Ave a look at cock.

B = Is it Big ?

C = Cock big it is

D = Dildo against his cock and cock wins.

E = Everyone look at this massive cock.

F = Fuck me the size of it.

G = Granny get awn it get awn it .

H = Holy mother of fucking God it's BIG.

I = In! In ! In! It has to go INNNNNNN

J= Thank you Jesus.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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I don't understand how you're not drowning in clunge when you come up with things like that.

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By *VineMan
over a year ago

The right place


"I don't understand how you're not drowning in clunge when you come up with things like that."

That would be a deep clunge! But what a way to go.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used a fax machine many times as an office junior on the 90s.... Oh well, I'm sure I'll somehow find a way to cope with this crushing blow

Don't worry about it 6, you didn't have a chance anyway"

They say the same on tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My A-J of rating men.

A = Ave a look at cock.

B = Is it Big ?

C = Cock big it is

D = Dildo against his cock and cock wins.

E = Everyone look at this massive cock.

F = Fuck me the size of it.

G = Granny get awn it get awn it .

H = Holy mother of fucking God it's BIG.

I = In! In ! In! It has to go INNNNNNN

J= Thank you Jesus. "

This is the best thing I have ever read. Ever.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't understand how you're not drowning in clunge when you come up with things like that."

Clearly my high standards keep women at bay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used a fax machine many times as an office junior on the 90s.... Oh well, I'm sure I'll somehow find a way to cope with this crushing blow

Don't worry about it 6, you didn't have a chance anyway

They say the same on tinder "

Well now i just feel guilty

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Quiet day at work

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Quiet day at work "

Incredibly, how did you know

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"My A-J of rating men.

A = Ave a look at cock.

B = Is it Big ?

C = Cock big it is

D = Dildo against his cock and cock wins.

E = Everyone look at this massive cock.

F = Fuck me the size of it.

G = Granny get awn it get awn it .

H = Holy mother of fucking God it's BIG.

I = In! In ! In! It has to go INNNNNNN

J= Thank you Jesus. "

You need to drop a message to Big Harold then.

He's enjoying his new-found fame since being discussed on a recent thread.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Quiet day at work

Incredibly, how did you know"

You've got time on your hands obv

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I find a much simpler measure for women is the soap rating. You can pick whatever scale you want but it's basically a indication of how much I'd like to be her bar of soap.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You is getting no dodger licked by me.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I find a much simpler measure for women is the soap rating. You can pick whatever scale you want but it's basically a indication of how much I'd like to be her bar of soap. "

Simple, but effective

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You is getting no dodger licked by me....."

Aww really? but you scored very high

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You can stick your ratings up your poop chute anyway,bloody men!"

Along with the fax machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My A-J of rating men.

A = Ave a look at cock.

B = Is it Big ?

C = Cock big it is

D = Dildo against his cock and cock wins.

E = Everyone look at this massive cock.

F = Fuck me the size of it.

G = Granny get awn it get awn it .

H = Holy mother of fucking God it's BIG.

I = In! In ! In! It has to go INNNNNNN

J= Thank you Jesus. "

Go Granny, go Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You is getting no dodger licked by me.....

Aww really? but you scored very high"

I trained staff on the fax machine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My A-J of rating men.

A = Ave a look at cock.

B = Is it Big ?

C = Cock big it is

D = Dildo against his cock and cock wins.

E = Everyone look at this massive cock.

F = Fuck me the size of it.

G = Granny get awn it get awn it .

H = Holy mother of fucking God it's BIG.

I = In! In ! In! It has to go INNNNNNN

J= Thank you Jesus. "

So what are you trying to say .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use a scale of 1-13, but 8 is the highest. It goes up and back down like a tent.

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"I trained staff on the fax machine "

Ah, but what did you train them in while you were on the fax machine?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be on the minus scale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not keen on jammie dodgers much prefer Jaffa cakes

Nil points for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not keen on jammie dodgers much prefer Jaffa cakes

Nil points for me "

I used to be called Packet of Jaffas, I knew I shouldn't have changed my name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm not keen on jammie dodgers much prefer Jaffa cakes

Nil points for me

I used to be called Packet of Jaffas, I knew I shouldn't have changed my name"

And I can eat a full pack too

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm not keen on jammie dodgers much prefer Jaffa cakes

Nil points for me

I used to be called Packet of Jaffas, I knew I shouldn't have changed my name

And I can eat a full pack too "

God damn it!

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Well I guess I score a 0 then, oh well I'm off to play with my dildo collection as I'm home alone!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Well I guess I score a 0 then, oh well I'm off to play with my dildo collection as I'm home alone! "

This is why the algorithm works. No time wasted by either party

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Well I guess I score a 0 then, oh well I'm off to play with my dildo collection as I'm home alone!

This is why the algorithm works. No time wasted by either party "

I didn't bother adding it up.

I have no idea whether others find me attractive or not.

I know I have large breast and have used a fax machine.

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'm bored Mr Dodger, grade me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d like one too

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

This whole thread has made me giggle! Top work jammy dodger and granny crumpet

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"This whole thread has made me giggle! Top work jammy dodger and granny crumpet "

Ya ya ya!

I kinda have a grown woman crush on Granny Crumpet tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh gawd. The fax machine I first used had shiny paper that came in rolls. Feeling my age!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My abacus broke, you'll have to do the mathmalogicals

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Jaffa cakes anyone?

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Crikey how long did it take to come up with that and type it all out

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"You can stick your ratings up your poop chute anyway,bloody men!

I'm rating you anyway. I'll get back to you on what you got

That will be a big fat zero.

Don't be so hasty

Can you tell me how generous you are in bed and financially please"

In answer to the first question I'm not generous in the slightest I'm very selfish in bed and financially well I own my own home with no mortgage and have a few grand under my mattress if that's any good.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You can stick your ratings up your poop chute anyway,bloody men!

I'm rating you anyway. I'll get back to you on what you got

That will be a big fat zero.

Don't be so hasty

Can you tell me how generous you are in bed and financially please

In answer to the first question I'm not generous in the slightest I'm very selfish in bed and financially well I own my own home with no mortgage and have a few grand under my mattress if that's any good."

I'll meet you, until you trust me enough to leave me alone in your bedroom

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My abacus broke, you'll have to do the mathmalogicals

P"

I dont need to grade you, been there done that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have come up with a scientifically sound method of rating potential women on fab which I would like to share

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle have no chance and no, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Women must be a minimum of 7.5 to lick this dodger

"

Well you are pretty full of yourself. I have used a fax machine because my parents had one and some of my old jobs did but don't think 33 is that old! And i have to use envelopes with tax credits forms and other such things, if i didn't use envelopes then i guess envelope making companies would go out of business if you we should all use email.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have come up with a scientifically sound method of rating potential women on fab which I would like to share

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle have no chance and no, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Women must be a minimum of 7.5 to lick this dodger

Well you are pretty full of yourself. I have used a fax machine because my parents had one and some of my old jobs did but don't think 33 is that old! And i have to use envelopes with tax credits forms and other such things, if i didn't use envelopes then i guess envelope making companies would go out of business if you we should all use email."

I'm not full of myself, I just dont want my time wasted by fugly oldies

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"You can stick your ratings up your poop chute anyway,bloody men!

I'm rating you anyway. I'll get back to you on what you got

That will be a big fat zero.

Don't be so hasty

Can you tell me how generous you are in bed and financially please

In answer to the first question I'm not generous in the slightest I'm very selfish in bed and financially well I own my own home with no mortgage and have a few grand under my mattress if that's any good.

I'll meet you, until you trust me enough to leave me alone in your bedroom "

I'll never trust any man,ever,again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont get it

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Dont get it"

I'm sure Jammie will give it to ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love envelopes. It means real letters.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"Dont get it"

Yes you do.don't lie. We know you fucking sally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve used a fax machine, most places that have anything to do with the medical profession do. So guess am too old, and my boobage rating would probably be too low anyway. Also use envelopes as well, the government does kind of insist on them for a lot of responses, it’s kind of necessary.

Oh well, to be old, lacking in points and mammary-challenged, good job Mr likes his geriatric lady, and puts up with my eccentric envelope using ways, haha xx

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

I'm 9.4 but I have a genetic malformation which most likely disqualifies me

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

I use the binary UFI method... either she's Up For It...

Or she's not

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"I have come up with a scientifically sound method of rating potential women on fab which I would like to share

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle have no chance and no, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Women must be a minimum of 7.5 to lick this dodger

"

I would just use A+b+c... wouldn't need the happy score because I'd make her happy anyway

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle


"I used a fax machine when I was in secondary school. Does that make me ancient? "

Nell darling, your name alone makes you 369 years old.

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over a year ago


"I have come up with a scientifically sound method of rating potential women on fab which I would like to share

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle have no chance and no, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Women must be a minimum of 7.5 to lick this dodger

"

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over a year ago

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over a year ago


"I have come up with a scientifically sound method of rating potential women on fab which I would like to share

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle have no chance and no, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Women must be a minimum of 7.5 to lick this dodger

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have come up with a scientifically sound method of rating potential women on fab which I would like to share

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle have no chance and no, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Women must be a minimum of 7.5 to lick this dodger

"
get 9ber yourself away to the kitchen make a sandwich like a good boy! Women are equals and no I'm no feminist but jeez youd have a slave nor on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I go make sandwich please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that what it means when a man sends a message with a single letter in the subject bar? I've often had this and wondered what that's about!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used a fax machine when I was in secondary school. Does that make me ancient?

Nell darling, your name alone makes you 369 years old."

True. I have literally have no come back

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over a year ago


"I have come up with a scientifically sound method of rating potential women on fab which I would like to share

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle have no chance and no, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Women must be a minimum of 7.5 to lick this dodger

Well you are pretty full of yourself. I have used a fax machine because my parents had one and some of my old jobs did but don't think 33 is that old! And i have to use envelopes with tax credits forms and other such things, if i didn't use envelopes then i guess envelope making companies would go out of business if you we should all use email.

I'm not full of myself, I just dont want my time wasted by fugly oldies "

You might to change your age range on your profile, problem solved

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over a year ago


"I used a fax machine when I was in secondary school. Does that make me ancient?

Nell darling, your name alone makes you 369 years old.

True. I have literally have no come back "

We all love the more mature woman

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have come up with a scientifically sound method of rating potential women on fab which I would like to share

Attractive - Scale of 1 to 10, 10 being actress Elizabeth Olson

Breasts - A score of 1-10 on both Size(B1) and Shape(B2)

Clever - Very clever(10 points), or very gullible(10 points), I'm OK with either, no in between (0 points)

Dildo Collection - Ratings go on size of dildos, starts at 10 and any dildo bigger than my penis loses a point

Envelopes - Does she still use them? Why? We have the internet now? No is 10 points, Yes is 0 points

Fax machine - Has she used one, if so, too old. No 10 points, Yes 0 points

Generous - In bed(G1) and financially(G2), rating 1-10 on both,

Happy - Must be happy(10 points, don't care if its because life is going well or antidepressants

Internet speed - I might want to take my xbox round and I don't want to experience lag. Plus 1 point for every mb of speed

Juggling - People who can juggle have no chance and no, I won't explain why (Yes is 0 points, no is 10 points)

The algorithm is A+(B1+B2/2)+C+D+E+F+(G1+G2/2)+H+I+J / 10

Women must be a minimum of 7.5 to lick this dodger

get 9ber yourself away to the kitchen make a sandwich like a good boy! Women are equals and no I'm no feminist but jeez youd have a slave nor on "

If were equals then make your own fecking sandwich

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