FabSwingers.com forum: Who wants my cock

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feel free

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Just put me off my dinner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm good, ta.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The butcher

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Awww, its like a penis, but smaller

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

Seen better, had better.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s very generous of you but I’m good thx

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

This isnt going as planned I assume

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You might want to read the forums a bit more. You'll more likely find someone who wants your cock if you put it away and do some nice tasteful pictures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive got my own bud but thanks anyway

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is it free range??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What am I allowed to use it for?! Fly swat? Shoe stretcher? Pigeon prodder?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What am I allowed to use it for?! Fly swat? Shoe stretcher? Pigeon prodder? "
pigeon prodder

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What am I allowed to use it for?! Fly swat? Shoe stretcher? Pigeon prodder? "
Maggot Mallet ??

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By *olexMan
over a year ago

Hull

I'll feed it to the dog if you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it free range??"

Caged now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8 minutes in and I assume you aren’t drowning in pussy like you hoped?

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

[Removed by poster at 21/05/19 12:35:38]

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

I find that hilarious

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By *hrisAndKatieCouple
over a year ago

stevenage

But according to his profile "its a nice size that fits all"

Surely some one will want this latest JML bargain

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What am I allowed to use it for?! Fly swat? Shoe stretcher? Pigeon prodder? Maggot Mallet ??"

It's not that small!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What am I allowed to use it for?! Fly swat? Shoe stretcher? Pigeon prodder? Maggot Mallet ??

It's not that small!

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Ok then, Caterpillar cruncher

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

Why would I want to downsize?

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By *ndrew CareyMan
over a year ago

Peterborough, Cambridgeshire & Lincolnshire

"Feel free"

Another porn damaged brain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh dear...no thank you

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

No thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll pass thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks, but no, thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just say if a woman posted who wants my clunge there would be a lot of takers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just say if a woman posted who wants my clunge there would be a lot of takers"

Really? Most of the forum regulars are too classy for that surely?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No ta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What am I allowed to use it for?! Fly swat? Shoe stretcher? Pigeon prodder? Maggot Mallet ??

It's not that small!

Ok then, Caterpillar cruncher

Awwww!! Don't be mean to the caterpillars! They turn into flutterbyes ya know?! And sometimes moffs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What am I allowed to use it for?! Fly swat? Shoe stretcher? Pigeon prodder? Maggot Mallet ??

It's not that small!

Ok then, Caterpillar cruncher

Awwww!! Don't be mean to the caterpillars! They turn into flutterbyes ya know?! And sometimes moffs too

They are hungry hungry though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just say if a woman posted who wants my clunge there would be a lot of takers

Really? Most of the forum regulars are too classy for that surely? "

Well I’m not sure lately with posts like this becoming more and more common

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Ah bless him

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Nope, hard pass!

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By *ickeyandmouseCouple
over a year ago

nr Alicante

"Feel free"

How pathetic. I don’t envy all you folks who are looking for guys.

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By *onnie And Clyde9070Couple
over a year ago

Leeds

Is it small or far away?

(Father Ted).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have it.

I'll pickle it and put it with my collection.

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

Is it vegan...?

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

"Feel free

How pathetic. I don’t envy all you folks who are looking for guys."

Trust me, posts like that are treated with equal ridicule on the gay sites, some guys stupidly assume that if they show their cock and say "Who wants it" you will all fall over each other to try and get it

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"What am I allowed to use it for?! Fly swat? Shoe stretcher? Pigeon prodder? Maggot Mallet ??

It's not that small!

Ok then, Caterpillar cruncher

Awwww!! Don't be mean to the caterpillars! They turn into flutterbyes ya know?! And sometimes moffs too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I just say if a woman posted who wants my clunge there would be a lot of takers"

This ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, I'll stick to the scotch egg for my lunch

Peach x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What am I allowed to use it for?! Fly swat? Shoe stretcher? Pigeon prodder? Maggot Mallet ??

It's not that small!

Ok then, Caterpillar cruncher

Awwww!! Don't be mean to the caterpillars! They turn into flutterbyes ya know?! And sometimes moffs too

They are hungry hungry though"

They are! Metamorphosis takes alot of energy ya know!

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve some hens that aren’t laying, it may help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it small or far away?

(Father Ted)."

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

Didn't know it was asparagus season

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Go on then. I'll take it..... a sympathy fuck for you OP

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By *xLedZepxx2Man
over a year ago

Didcot

"Go on then. I'll take it..... a sympathy fuck for you OP"

The warm up act before they bring on the real men.

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"Feel free

How pathetic. I don’t envy all you folks who are looking for guys."

There are plenty of great guys on fab. Posts like this are great - it stays here forever and anyone he messages can see it. He’s just guaranteed himself a virginal summer

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

GREEN ARROW!!!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Just put me off my dinner

Just reminded me I'm having savaloys

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"GREEN ARROW!!!

Yup! Looks like that was a lead balloon too

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By *bsinthe_boyMan
over a year ago

Luton

"GREEN ARROW!!!

Gosh the op is so generous....

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By *W ChapMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Is it clean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a charmer.

Bet the ladies are queuing up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No thanks

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Yeah go on then stick it in the post,1st class. Ta.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Can I just say if a woman posted who wants my clunge there would be a lot of takers

Really? Most of the forum regulars are too classy for that surely? "

Are they buggery,that was a joke right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel free

How pathetic. I don’t envy all you folks who are looking for guys.

There are plenty of great guys on fab. Posts like this are great - it stays here forever and anyone he messages can see it. He’s just guaranteed himself a virginal summer

And so ends the 5 month adventure of The Lone Wolf

....stay tuned for 'poster no longer on site' followed shortly by a new 22yo straight guys profile with a Wolves themed profile name....'wanderingwand' maybe or 'mol-in-you' maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Feel free

How pathetic. I don’t envy all you folks who are looking for guys.

There are plenty of great guys on fab. Posts like this are great - it stays here forever and anyone he messages can see it. He’s just guaranteed himself a virginal summer

And so ends the 5 month adventure of The Lone Wolf

....stay tuned for 'poster no longer on site' followed shortly by a new 22yo straight guys profile with a Wolves themed profile name....'wanderingwand' maybe or 'mol-in-you' maybe

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

People stop being nasty,he's young he'll learn that that's probably not the best way to go about thing's.

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

I still find it hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Transplant?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I still find it hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People stop being nasty,he's young he'll learn that that's probably not the best way to go about thing's."

You're right of course. His youthful enthusiasm with a direct approach didn't go to plan, but it's all a learning curve and a quick delete and new profile and he'll be back again a week older and wiser.

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People stop being nasty,he's young he'll learn that that's probably not the best way to go about thing's.

As long as its not a new profile, with a pic of someone else's cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"People stop being nasty,he's young he'll learn that that's probably not the best way to go about thing's.

As long as its not a new profile, with a pic of someone else's cock"

Now that would be a major learning curve if he were to get picks of someone else's

....I'm sure he could just rebrand his own again...maybe accessorize with a Villa or Birmingham City boxers or something.

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