FabSwingers.com forum: Fab amnesty

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

There's an amnesty on the site. What are you confessing/handing in?

Lied about being athletic?

Handing in that 10 year old photo?

Confessing you're not single?

Using someone else pic?

Amnesty prevents any prosecution by Fab Police.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

I'm really only 44 years old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually 39

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually 29 for another week.

I tweaked my D.o.B for anonymity

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By *uzzy NavelWoman
over a year ago

so near and yet so far....

I’m not really real...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually 29 for another week.

I tweaked my D.o.B for anonymity

Me too, think 90% of the site has done it!

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

I’m not actually here, this is a recorded message

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By *adbury girlWoman
over a year ago

Lanarkshire

I thought I was joining Facebook!!

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Im not fat, im hot, things expand when they're hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fatter than I look

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

I'm 44....

What about you OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not a witch doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m 5’ 8 1/2” but always round up yeah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're really a sweaty, over weight single man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually a stone heavier than when my avatar pic was taken, but it's all muscle I swear!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying I’m ginger, I’m actually auburn with a tint of lavender.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm 44....

What about you OP?

We're working on the same hymn sheet using those mathematics

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Saying I’m ginger, I’m actually auburn with a tint of lavender. "

That sounds like some sort of trendy fruit cider

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

My dob isn't accurate. It's a few months out. Sorry everyone.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

I'm married and have been for 39 year's. Him indoors don't need to know owt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shot the sherif

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By *hilloutMan
over a year ago

All over the place! Northwesr, , Southwest

"My dob isn't accurate. It's a few months out. Sorry everyone.

Tsk, tsk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hair is bought and paid for!

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

I am Batman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair is bought and paid for!

And worth every penny!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"My hair is bought and paid for!

Your fanny hair?! Well that's not weird.

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By *cgkcCouple
over a year ago

Hitchin

I call it preference, but really I'm a massive racist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair is bought and paid for!

Your fanny hair?! Well that's not weird."

Haha now that would be weird! No the hair on my head

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I shot the sherif "

Where's your panelling gone?!!!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"My hair is bought and paid for!

Your fanny hair?! Well that's not weird.

Haha now that would be weird! No the hair on my head

Oh,does it not feel strange having someone else's hair on your head as well?

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

ok im not really batman

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By *sLittleRedRidingHoodWoman
over a year ago

Magical Forrest

I am 37 ... and I am as white as my pics... and I do have wrinkles ...

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I am 37 ... and I am as white as my pics... and I do have wrinkles ...

i dont watch game of thrones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im slightly older than my 62. But hey who is counting

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

My nipples are not real.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cross dress as a man sometimes

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I am Batman"

Actually I think you'll find that's me....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shot the sherif

Where's your panelling gone?!!!"

I’ve hidden it until your bum hole comes back out!!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I shot the sherif "

"But you didn't shoot the Deputy"

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I am Batman

Actually I think you'll find that's me...."

Robin stop confusing everyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a 10 inch willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm socially awkward and not the mixer I make out I am... Luckily very few people fall for my profile so no harm, no foul...

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

I'm Spartacus

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got a 10 inch willy

But no sky remote to prove it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm Spartacus "

You certainly have multiple personality syndrome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve got a 10 inch willy

But no sky remote to prove it!"

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tongue is no longer pierced but I can't remove the pic from our profile as it's cute & flirty

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

"I'm Spartacus

You certainly have multiple personality syndrome

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

I'm a woman and I'm a Libran

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm 0.58mm tall but rounded it up to feet and inches, so no-one realises that tiny fairy-like figure occasionally seen flitting around is me.

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

Well according to a really nice chap earlier this morning...I’m a fake, my pics are all dodgy, and I’m clearly a man. Perhaps it’s time for me to confess now that I’ve been busted

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

We're not nice or 561 years old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not really a clumsy cartoon dog

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well according to a really nice chap earlier this morning...I’m a fake, my pics are all dodgy, and I’m clearly a man. Perhaps it’s time for me to confess now that I’ve been busted

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I'm trying to work out if you have bigger feet than me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We're not nice or 561 years old. "

One of those will be disappointing for some in here

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

I’m not a Smiths fan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m not a Smiths fan"
panic

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By *rwhite30Man
over a year ago

deptford London

i like women to wear no underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im not really a bus driver

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once sucked.......

.my thumb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a 59 year old fat biker

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"I shot the sherif

Where's your panelling gone?!!!

I’ve hidden it until your bum hole comes back out!!"

That makes me very sad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm actually 37 and I changed my age to throw local people off the scent.

I'm also very much in love with someone but we can't be together and probably won't ever be, so here I am

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By *isa 59Woman
over a year ago

Newcastle

"Well according to a really nice chap earlier this morning...I’m a fake, my pics are all dodgy, and I’m clearly a man. Perhaps it’s time for me to confess now that I’ve been busted

I'm trying to work out if you have bigger feet than me

No need to work it out...I’m a size 6

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By *hisCharmingMan
over a year ago

South Manchester

I have size 5 feet

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I'm not in a swing dress.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in a swing dress. "

Oh my god, I can look at you in the same way again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not in a swing dress.

Oh my god, I can look at you in the same way again

Can't ffs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well according to a really nice chap earlier this morning...I’m a fake, my pics are all dodgy, and I’m clearly a man. Perhaps it’s time for me to confess now that I’ve been busted

I'm trying to work out if you have bigger feet than me

No need to work it out...I’m a size 6

Relax, you're not a man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually 37 and I changed my age to throw local people off the scent.

I'm also very much in love with someone but we can't be together and probably won't ever be, so here I am

Oh that’s sad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hair is bought and paid for!

Your fanny hair?! Well that's not weird.

Haha now that would be weird! No the hair on my head

Oh,does it not feel strange having someone else's hair on your head as well?"

Not at all, had them for over 3 years now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never wear hats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only 1 of the things on my profile is true.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"I never wear hats"

And your pants are on fire

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

"Only 1 of the things on my profile is true. "

Hmmm it’s either the gold Porsche or the 147th dot that’s true

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I really should change my user name as I am breaking the trades description act by claiming to still be crumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wear hats"

I can confirm with great authority however that he does in fact enjoy tea, tea themed parties and as a villa supporter, is quite mad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only 1 of the things on my profile is true. "

You stole your shoes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wear hats

And your pants are on fire

Funnily enough, that was the one time I wore a hat, and I did it so everyone had an easy to spot meeting point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I never wear hats

I can confirm with great authority however that he does in fact enjoy tea, tea themed parties and as a villa supporter, is quite mad.

Yeah, that's all true.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really should change my user name as I am breaking the trades description act by claiming to still be crumpet. "

Bit of butter and jam makes anyone crumpet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm one year older then my profile - who knows if some hacker leaks your details? Cunning see.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Only 1 of the things on my profile is true.

Hmmm it’s either the gold Porsche or the 147th dot that’s true

Yep.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m handing in my knob, someone else can use it for a bit

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m not really shy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm ugly..... Oh wait I'm suppose to say something that's not obvious erm erm erm I'm male I think

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

It’s a false account for picture perking.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

I'm actually a man.

And have a beard

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By *he Cheeky GirlsCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Dover Kent

We are just a figment of your wildest imagination.

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By *pursChick aka ShortieWoman
over a year ago

On a mooch

I’m shy really

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