FabSwingers.com forum: The filthy Limerick thread.

By *ickygirl41 OP Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

There once was a farmer from Phuket

Whose schlong was so long he could

Suck it.

He said with a grin

As he wiped off his chin

"If my ear was a cunt I would fuck it."

There was a young lady from Leith

Who pulled foreskins back with her teeth (gently obvs)

It wasn't for money

Or anything funny

She just loved the cheese underneath.

Over to you....