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Pigeons are eating my grass seed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Best ways to keep them off?

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By *aucy sausageMan
over a year ago

Gentleshaw

Shotgun?

Cat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Shotgun?

Cat?

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Confined space and my cat is dead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plastic netting.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Scarecrow

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By *rossflow daveMan
over a year ago

Mullingar

Fill large clear plastic bottles with water and place them around the area , make sure the labels are off the bottles , was chatting a guy once who swore by this method!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Shotgun?

Cat?

"

Sick.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Shotgun?

Cat?

Confined space and my cat is dead."

New cat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Scarecrow"

Why should the crows be terrorised because of a few unruly pigeons ?

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By *LFB.Woman
over a year ago

Farnborough.

Hang old cd's on string, its said to workwhen wind catches them they scare the pigeons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hang old cd's on string, its said to workwhen wind catches them they scare the pigeons"

That's abuse of the elderly.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

That's good timing,I've just stuck some bubble wrap on a cane God knows if it works,I was desperate.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Hang old cd's on string, its said to workwhen wind catches them they scare the pigeons"

Think I'll try that,ta.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Print off pics of cocks and hang them around

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By *uscious_Lady1Woman
over a year ago

Norwich

Put a sun lounger nearby and lay there and keep watch 24/7?

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Put a little sign up saying Please Keep Off The Lawn

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Print off pics of cocks and hang them around"

I'd attract more birds...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put a sun lounger nearby and lay there and keep watch 24/7?"

Erm...?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gove the pigeons to mystique for her wedding

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Get dick dastardly and muttley on the case

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best ways to keep them off?"

Geese.

Pigeons are shit scared of geese.

Get yourself a big fake goose and attach it to a stick.

Much better than a scare crow.

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By *valanche1001Man
over a year ago

Leeds

Dampen the grass and wire it up to the mains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dad used to use propped up wire mesh over the patch he was seeding or some netting.

Hope that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Artificial grass lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Okay extension lead to Large plasma on the grass, then get connected to fab and have it tuned into the cams directing room 1 on a Saturday night that will scare them off for life!!!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Put the grass seed in the oven, then leave the kitchen door open. Then when seed is being eaten close oven door and cook on a medium heat for 2 hrs. This way you both get your seed back (all be it in a roundabout way) and a tasty meal.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Put the grass seed in the oven, then leave the kitchen door open. Then when seed is being eaten close oven door and cook on a medium heat for 2 hrs. This way you both get your seed back (all be it in a roundabout way) and a tasty meal."

There's a slight flaw there though isn't there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grow the seed in a tub 1st. When it sprouts, then spread the new seeds out.

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Put the grass seed in the oven, then leave the kitchen door open. Then when seed is being eaten close oven door and cook on a medium heat for 2 hrs. This way you both get your seed back (all be it in a roundabout way) and a tasty meal.

There's a slight flaw there though isn't there."

Ah, your a veggie?

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"Put the grass seed in the oven, then leave the kitchen door open. Then when seed is being eaten close oven door and cook on a medium heat for 2 hrs. This way you both get your seed back (all be it in a roundabout way) and a tasty meal.

There's a slight flaw there though isn't there.

Ah, your a veggie? "

Good God no,I was thinking more about the feathers. Feathers are a nightmare if you get them stuck inbetween your teeth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Learn the way of the pigeons ..breed with them..learn their language.. and then in time....(Peter Griffin Family Guy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask some climate change protesters to camp out in your garden..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gove the pigeons to mystique for her wedding"

I have gone off Pigeons, i am more into squirrels now!!

We have something in common as LJ will tell you

Holly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gove the pigeons to mystique for her wedding

I have gone off Pigeons, i am more into squirrels now!!

We have something in common as LJ will tell you

Holly "

is thatlike gerbil fun but for bigger bum holes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Thanks for the advice folks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turf ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swingers party on the lawn may help

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By *aenMan
over a year ago

Here and There

I could lone you a mad whippet who loves chasing pigeons and crows.

Very fast but lacking in stamina.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best ways to keep them off?

Geese.

Pigeons are shit scared of geese.

Get yourself a big fake goose and attach it to a stick.

Much better than a scare crow."

I have to be quiet, I'm at work but this just made me laugh out loud!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Best ways to keep them off?

Geese.

Pigeons are shit scared of geese.

Get yourself a big fake goose and attach it to a stick.

Much better than a scare crow."

Actually, I meant swans.

Yeah that’s it, get a swan on a stick

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By *ookingforfun9970Man
over a year ago

nearby


"Fill large clear plastic bottles with water and place them around the area , make sure the labels are off the bottles , was chatting a guy once who swore by this method!"

I always thought that was to scare away cats?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gove the pigeons to mystique for her wedding

I have gone off Pigeons, i am more into squirrels now!!

We have something in common as LJ will tell you

Holly is thatlike gerbil fun but for bigger bum holes "

How did you guess?

Holly

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