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By *ltcouple666 OP   Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

So guys n girls, have you got any tip tips? Sexually related or otherwise..... my latest one is for the ladies,

Don't accept oral from someone who has very recently brushed their teeth ouchies

K x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chub rub?

Liquid talc, 87p, asda.

You can thank me later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't stick your cock in a tub of brandy cream

#BurnyBellEnd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never use hair removal cream in your delicate area

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"So guys n girls, have you got any tip tips? Sexually related or otherwise..... my latest one is for the ladies,

Don't accept oral from someone who has very recently brushed their teeth ouchies

K x "

I wouldn't *give* oral if I had just brushed my teeth. (Brushing causes micro abrasions in the gums and mouth which increases the risk of transmitting infectious diseases.)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Never use a Sky Remote in any pics , ever !!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Never use a Sky Remote in any pics , ever !!"

But how will we know how big their disco stick is?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always send abusive messages after being politely declined

Why really why??

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds


"Never use a Sky Remote in any pics , ever !!"

Even if you have taken the offer from sky for the half price GOT cover for said remote....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All women can squirt with some very heavy handed fingering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

File the edges of a 50p piece into a circle and Hey Presto you have a 10p to spend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"File the edges of a 50p piece into a circle and Hey Presto you have a 10p to spend "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never roll yellow snow balls

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By *ltcouple666 OP   Couple
over a year ago

cheshire


"File the edges of a 50p piece into a circle and Hey Presto you have a 10p to spend "
haha that's ace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Never use a Sky Remote in any pics , ever !!

But how will we know how big their disco stick is? "

disco stick

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keeping to the money theme use 2 20p pieces together if you don't have a pound for a shopping trolley . it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont out tooth paste on piles

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Dont out tooth paste on piles"

What are you outing the toothpaste as ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont out tooth paste on piles

What are you outing the toothpaste as ?"
fake prep h

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Thanks for the heads up

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester


"Dont out tooth paste on piles

What are you outing the toothpaste as ?fake prep h"

Prep h good for crows feet apparently

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Add a pinch of Cinnnamon, a dash of Cloves, and a smidgeon of Nutmeg to your bedsheets to spice up your sex life in the bedroom

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

When travelling by train, it is ok to flush the toilet whilst in the station.

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By *ltcouple666 OP   Couple
over a year ago

cheshire

Ha ha I'm loving these guys , thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont out tooth paste on piles

What are you outing the toothpaste as ?fake prep h

Prep h good for crows feet apparently "
but is toothpaste

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never use petrol-powered sex toys in enclosed areas !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dont out tooth paste on piles

What are you outing the toothpaste as ?fake prep h

Prep h good for crows feet apparently "

But not too much as it thins the skin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't eat yellow snow

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

Van drivers earn extra money by displaying a "How's my driving" sticker with a 0906 number (£1.50 per minute) that you can get from BT and drive around town in your usual flamboyant style

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Keeping to the money theme use 2 20p pieces together if you don't have a pound for a shopping trolley . it works "

That's a great tip!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Van drivers earn extra money by displaying a "How's my driving" sticker with a 0906 number (£1.50 per minute) that you can get from BT and drive around town in your usual flamboyant style "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Avoid the expensive day to day living cost by becoming a tramp and living in shop doorways.

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By *AABMan
over a year ago

Not far

Don't take your contact lenses out after chopping chillies.

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By *ackdd72Man
over a year ago

the valleys

Mp's top tip. SPEED up the brexit process by actually doing your fucking jobs! (which you are being well paid for!)

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