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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Things people should need approval for, by the general public before being allowed to do them:

Drive a cabriolet without passing an attractive test.

Wearing cycling lycra

Tongue in cheek if course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men walking topless in the street

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Talking to me before my first tea of the morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buying an Aston Martin if you also wear a toupee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talking to me before my first tea of the morning"

This, but coffee.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Talking to me before my first tea of the morning

This, but coffee."

* Noted *

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slightly translucent leggings

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

The wearing of tight leggings to go grocery shopping - an assessment for suitability should be conducted at the stores main entrance...

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Talking to me before my first tea of the morning

This, but coffee."

Permission denied.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Certain makeup trends (red eyeshadow around the whole eye, overlining lips. Less is more!).

Ostentatious face and body glitter on adults not out clubbing.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

The public drinking of Supermalt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Breathing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"The public drinking of Supermalt "
I dont even know what that is ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Things people should need approval for, by the general public before being allowed to do them:

Drive a cabriolet without passing an attractive test.

Wearing cycling lycra

Tongue in cheek if course "

People who eat at the cinema. If you can't sit still and watch a film and listen to it for 2 hours then you probably shouldn't be allowed out. Ever.

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By *ream3.14159Man
over a year ago

Here & there

Wearing leopard, zebra, or any animal print clothing for that matter.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

An assessment of an individuals brain capacity should be carried out before the sale of any VW Golf vehicle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minnie the minx vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An assessment of an individuals brain capacity should be carried out before the sale of any VW Golf vehicle"
i got a golf

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff


"An assessment of an individuals brain capacity should be carried out before the sale of any VW Golf vehicle"

Hmmmm I used to have a Golf Convertible....poss right....J

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


" Things people should need approval for, by the general public before being allowed to do them:

Drive a cabriolet without passing an attractive test.

Wearing cycling lycra

Tongue in cheek if course "

You should have to fill out a form for approval if you want to winch in public. #naetonguesdude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men wearing thongs on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men wearing thongs on the beach "

Nothing wrong with me wandering around in budgy smugglers or my banana hammock!

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Once spotted not using an indicator for overtaking twice, or using an outside lane, whilst not achieving any overtaking,permission for coming within several hundred miles of other humans would be required,with an application process of several years and no guarantee of any acceptance for revocation of their displacement from the social sphere.

Voting for a Nigel Farage party would also entail revocation of all wordly assets,to be retained as public goods,to compensate for any damage to the economy or anyone's livelihood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Things people should need approval for, by the general public before being allowed to do them:

Drive a cabriolet without passing an attractive test.

Wearing cycling lycra

Tongue in cheek if course

People who eat at the cinema. If you can't sit still and watch a film and listen to it for 2 hours then you probably shouldn't be allowed out. Ever."

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Men wearing sandals of any kind...especially the 'thong' kind (or flip flops as us oldies know them). You look complete bellends in them. Mens feet/toes are even more gross than ballsacks...put them away ffs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Mentioning Sally on Tuesday

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Men wearing sandals of any kind...especially the 'thong' kind (or flip flops as us oldies know them). You look complete bellends in them. Mens feet/toes are even more gross than ballsacks...put them away ffs "

Yay crocs then

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks


"Men wearing sandals of any kind...especially the 'thong' kind (or flip flops as us oldies know them). You look complete bellends in them. Mens feet/toes are even more gross than ballsacks...put them away ffs

Yay crocs then "

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