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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had breakfast cereal at 8 it must be a sign the world will end soon what unusual things happened to u this morning that could be a sign of out impending doom

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My neighbour cut his lawn. Must mean the apocalypse is upon us

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I opened my bedroom window and a bumble bee flew in. Definitely a message of impending doom.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My neighbour cut his lawn. Must mean the apocalypse is upon us"
no respect for a lie in the cunt

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I opened my bedroom window and a bumble bee flew in. Definitely a message of impending doom."
ruuuuuuun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OMG i just spilled coffee on my white tshirt grrrrrrrrrr were doomed were doomed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened my bedroom window and a bumble bee flew in. Definitely a message of impending doom."

I've read your runes. That just means you need to buy honey from the shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I woke up at exactly 7:30 without the aid of an alarm.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

My son left early for school.

The aliens are already here, disguised as schoolchildren..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I woke up at exactly 7:30 without the aid of an alarm."
im getting a bunker

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My son left early for school.

The aliens are already here, disguised as schoolchildren.. "
its ok there only little

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My kettle went bang. ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My kettle went bang. .."
smart kettle its the rise of the machines

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By *angtasticallyMan
over a year ago

Drogheda

Actually woke up wanting to going into work strange but true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My neighbour cut his lawn. Must mean the apocalypse is upon us"

I think my neighbour's think that when I do mine!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Actually woke up wanting to going into work strange but true"
everything is awesome

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It gets closer i can feel it

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Squirrels digging up flowers in the garden. It's revenge for me blocking up the hole they were using to get into the roof. Little bastards.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squirrels digging up flowers in the garden. It's revenge for me blocking up the hole they were using to get into the roof. Little bastards."

Smart squirrels maybe have controller chips on them

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Squirrels digging up flowers in the garden. It's revenge for me blocking up the hole they were using to get into the roof. Little bastards.

Smart squirrels maybe have controller chips on them "

Think it's probably alien brain parasites...

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Squirrels digging up flowers in the garden. It's revenge for me blocking up the hole they were using to get into the roof. Little bastards.

Smart squirrels maybe have controller chips on them "
Check for any Russian writing on the chips

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Squirrels digging up flowers in the garden. It's revenge for me blocking up the hole they were using to get into the roof. Little bastards.

Smart squirrels maybe have controller chips on them Check for any Russian writing on the chips "

Nope, says Huawei...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Squirrels digging up flowers in the garden. It's revenge for me blocking up the hole they were using to get into the roof. Little bastards.

Smart squirrels maybe have controller chips on them Check for any Russian writing on the chips

Nope, says Huawei..."
did u use google translate

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Run for the hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've cleaned the kitchen, washed up, vacuumed and mopped.

I've cleaned the living room, vacuumed and mopped, I've vacuumed and mopped the stairs and done 2 lots of washing.

I'm normally still pumping coffee into me to get motivated at this time of day, and that's with a decent-ish sleep. I had a crap sleep last night and I've still managed that lot.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I've cleaned the kitchen, washed up, vacuumed and mopped.

I've cleaned the living room, vacuumed and mopped, I've vacuumed and mopped the stairs and done 2 lots of washing.

I'm normally still pumping coffee into me to get motivated at this time of day, and that's with a decent-ish sleep. I had a crap sleep last night and I've still managed that lot.

P"
terrified now

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