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"Thanks for the offer but I don't think you can. " In that case I send a hug and hope things work out ok. | |||
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"U cannot help with my problems im afraid " The thought was there. | |||
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"U cannot help with my problems im afraid The thought was there. " it was and il forever be in your debt have a bus pass on me | |||
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"Can you make my bum clean Aunty Rubi  "Yes. The smell of turps males me heave though so please don't be offended. | |||
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"Thanks for the offer but I don't think you can. In that case I send a hug and hope things work out ok. " Thank you | |||
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"Come talk to Auntie Rubi. I might be able to help "Can you help me to stop looking at pictures of your devine derrière. It drives me to distraction and I have craving to spank it when I set my eyes upon it. | |||
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""Come talk to Auntie Rubi. I might be able to help " Dear Auntie Rubi, I'm in quite the conundrum please help. I've been given a box with a cat in, I've always wanted a cat. But I've been told if I open the box the cat will die! But if i don't open the box I can't give the cat food or water so it will die. Is there even a cat in there at all, I do not know as I'm afraid to open the box. Either way I'm a cat murderer and my rating on Fab goes down to 1/10. Thanks in advance, Mr X" sit on the box at least then your not standing by and watching | |||
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""Come talk to Auntie Rubi. I might be able to help " Dear Auntie Rubi, I'm in quite the conundrum please help. I've been given a box with a cat in, I've always wanted a cat. But I've been told if I open the box the cat will die! But if i don't open the box I can't give the cat food or water so it will die. Is there even a cat in there at all, I do not know as I'm afraid to open the box. Either way I'm a cat murderer and my rating on Fab goes down to 1/10. Thanks in advance, Mr X" Who told you it would die if you took it out? | |||
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""Come talk to Auntie Rubi. I might be able to help " Dear Auntie Rubi, I'm in quite the conundrum please help. I've been given a box with a cat in, I've always wanted a cat. But I've been told if I open the box the cat will die! But if i don't open the box I can't give the cat food or water so it will die. Is there even a cat in there at all, I do not know as I'm afraid to open the box. Either way I'm a cat murderer and my rating on Fab goes down to 1/10. Thanks in advance, Mr Xsit on the box at least then your not standing by and watching" give Schrödinger a bell  | |||
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"Come talk to Auntie Rubi. I might be able to help
Can you help me to stop looking at pictures of your devine derrière.
It drives me to distraction and I have craving to spank it when I set my eyes upon it."Well I could hide my pics. Or you could just bear in mind if you spank me I will kick you in the balls, that should put you off a bit. | |||
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"I’ve got no idea how to spend my £34 million euro lottery winnings. Suggestions welcome. "Give it to charity. Money doesn't bring you happiness. I suggest the Rubi's Wreckless Life fund. | |||
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""Come talk to Auntie Rubi. I might be able to help " Dear Auntie Rubi, I'm in quite the conundrum please help. I've been given a box with a cat in, I've always wanted a cat. But I've been told if I open the box the cat will die! But if i don't open the box I can't give the cat food or water so it will die. Is there even a cat in there at all, I do not know as I'm afraid to open the box. Either way I'm a cat murderer and my rating on Fab goes down to 1/10. Thanks in advance, Mr X Who told you it would die if you took it out? " The WalkingTaff and he is a very good man so I'm inclined to believe him! | |||
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"I need advice on becoming a Monk. I’ve cracked the celibacy bit. Answers in my thread please "Make sure you join one of the wine/tonic making monestaries. It's ok to "sample" the goods, just take big gulps. | |||
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"I’ve got no idea how to spend my £34 million euro lottery winnings. Suggestions welcome.
Give it to charity. Money doesn't bring you happiness.
I suggest the Rubi's Wreckless Life fund. "That sounds fine, send me the account details and I’ll transfer it straight away. I’ll keep a pound to buy a mars bar though, if that’s ok. | |||
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""Come talk to Auntie Rubi. I might be able to help " Dear Auntie Rubi, I'm in quite the conundrum please help. I've been given a box with a cat in, I've always wanted a cat. But I've been told if I open the box the cat will die! But if i don't open the box I can't give the cat food or water so it will die. Is there even a cat in there at all, I do not know as I'm afraid to open the box. Either way I'm a cat murderer and my rating on Fab goes down to 1/10. Thanks in advance, Mr X Who told you it would die if you took it out? The WalkingTaff and he is a very good man so I'm inclined to believe him! " He's just worried pooch will get to it. Make sure he's on his lead then take the cat out. | |||
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"I’ve got no idea how to spend my £34 million euro lottery winnings. Suggestions welcome.
Give it to charity. Money doesn't bring you happiness.
I suggest the Rubi's Wreckless Life fund.
That sounds fine, send me the account details and I’ll transfer it straight away. I’ll keep a pound to buy a mars bar though, if that’s ok. "I suppose so  | |||
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"He's just worried pooch will get to it. Make sure he's on his lead then take the cat out. " Who needs to be in the lead Taff or his pooch? | |||
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"I need advice on becoming a Monk. I’ve cracked the celibacy bit. Answers in my thread please
Make sure you join one of the wine/tonic making monestaries. It's ok to "sample" the goods, just take big gulps. "Oh yeah. I think the Benedictines would work 
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"He's just worried pooch will get to it. Make sure he's on his lead then take the cat out. Who needs to be in the lead Taff or his pooch? " Best do both just to be sure. | |||
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"I need advice on becoming a Monk. I’ve cracked the celibacy bit. Answers in my thread please
Make sure you join one of the wine/tonic making monestaries. It's ok to "sample" the goods, just take big gulps.
Oh yeah. I think the Benedictines would work
Good to know you think it’s a good idea too "To assume makes an ass of both you and me. | |||
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"I need advice on becoming a Monk. I’ve cracked the celibacy bit. Answers in my thread please
Make sure you join one of the wine/tonic making monestaries. It's ok to "sample" the goods, just take big gulps.
Oh yeah. I think the Benedictines would work
Good to know you think it’s a good idea too
To assume makes an ass of both you and me. "I’ve been an ass for a long time | |||
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"He's just worried pooch will get to it. Make sure he's on his lead then take the cat out. Who needs to be in the lead Taff or his pooch? Best do both just to be sure. " | |||
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"Dear Autie Rubi, I'm in Glasgow for 3 days. If I post a meet me, I'll look desperate. If I don't, I will have 2 rather dull nights in a hotel. All my Fab Friends are miles away so arranging a social is tricky. Should I venture in to the city to explore the culture or just take selfies in my hotel room?" Definitely go and explore but if any of the locals offer you a kiss then decline. | |||
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"Dear Autie Rubi, I'm in Glasgow for 3 days. If I post a meet me, I'll look desperate. If I don't, I will have 2 rather dull nights in a hotel. All my Fab Friends are miles away so arranging a social is tricky. Should I venture in to the city to explore the culture or just take selfies in my hotel room? Definitely go and explore but if any of the locals offer you a kiss then decline. " Duly noted. You're the best! Standby for d*unken selfies later | |||
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"Auntie Rubi, the health worry is now no longer an issue "Good news we’re assuming | |||
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"Auntie Rubi, I’m obsessed with boobs. Started around the time I discovered your profile......
Ava xxx "Then you need to develop stealth perving tactics and all will be good | |||
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"Hi Rubi, I leave my wife on Thursday, have sold the house and signed over every penny I have (except pensions). I'm moving to Blackpool, an area I dont know and have resigned from my six figure job. I'll be living in a b&b for a month until I get a house sorted. Any advice? Thanks x" If it's a communal bathroom make sure you lock the door. Also don't go up the tower on a windy day. | |||
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"Auntie Rubi, the health worry is now no longer an issue "This is good news!  | |||
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"Dear Autie Rubi, I'm in Glasgow for 3 days. If I post a meet me, I'll look desperate. If I don't, I will have 2 rather dull nights in a hotel. All my Fab Friends are miles away so arranging a social is tricky. Should I venture in to the city to explore the culture or just take selfies in my hotel room? Definitely go and explore but if any of the locals offer you a kiss then decline. Duly noted. You're the best! Standby for d*unken selfies later "Ooooo, I'm staring the d*unken selfies, I rarely drink so I'll be on my back within half a glass P | |||
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"Auntie Rubi, the health worry is now no longer an issue
Good news we’re assuming "Yes excellent news | |||
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"Rubidoux, can we just make each other cum instead?" deal! | |||
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"Rubidoux, can we just make each other cum instead? deal! " Can I watch? Please? | |||
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"Rubidoux, can we just make each other cum instead? deal! Can I watch? Please? "Ok but no wanking, I'm still cleaning up after last time! | |||
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"My hips have been agony for about 12 weeks and I can’t remember what life was like without my hips being agony. Walk like I’ve shat myself because my non existent baby bump is heavy as fuck, my hips are agony and oh my feet hurt " But you'll have a beautiful baby soon enough and it'll all be worth it | |||
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"My hips have been agony for about 12 weeks and I can’t remember what life was like without my hips being agony. Walk like I’ve shat myself because my non existent baby bump is heavy as fuck, my hips are agony and oh my feet hurt But you'll have a beautiful baby soon enough and it'll all be worth it "True! | |||
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