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If that was ice cream....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

I’d stick a flake in there. But my aim isn’t too good

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d stick a flake in there. But my aim isn’t too good "

Lol...made me laugh

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell "

Obviously lick it off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell "

Pressure washer. Next.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Baby wipes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A soggy tissue you messy eater

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spank it off until it turns a nice shade of red

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

You sure it's ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell

Obviously lick it off "

Hello PP....Zzzzzzaaaaapppp, oh I’ve missed doing that

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"You sure it's ice cream "

If it’s jizz then that bloke is seriously dehydrated for it to come out in a massive blob

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell

Pressure washer. Next."

What comes after the pressure washer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Baby wipes "

I’m not a baby

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A soggy tissue you messy eater "

I know, I keep missing my mouth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My dog likes ice cream, he can lick it off for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wire brush and dettol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spank it off until it turns a nice shade of red"

Then put sprinkles on it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You sure it's ice cream "

Maybe

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"You sure it's ice cream

Maybe "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My dog likes ice cream, he can lick it off for you "

Errrrrrrrrmmm, can I think about that and get back to you in 2025

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A soggy tissue you messy eater

I know, I keep missing my mouth "

Did know you were a controtionist

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wire brush and dettol"

I love that joke...lol...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A soggy tissue you messy eater

I know, I keep missing my mouth

Did know you were a controtionist "

It dribbles down PP

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!


"A soggy tissue you messy eater

I know, I keep missing my mouth

Did know you were a controtionist

It dribbles down PP "

I don't mind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell "

I'd get my hose out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No id give you a flannel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spit on my tissue hun and I'll give it a rub for you.

Next time don't sit on my bloody ice cream

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"On my bum and not paint.....

How would you get it off for me

Please do tell

I'd get my hose out."

And your crayons

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Spit on my tissue hun and I'll give it a rub for you.

Next time don't sit on my bloody ice cream "

Oooooop I did it again

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No id give you a flannel"

I can’t reach round that far teabag, but thanks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A soggy tissue you messy eater

I know, I keep missing my mouth

Did know you were a controtionist

It dribbles down PP

I don't mind "

Cheeky monkey

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