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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Not sending Phil Rudd a birthday card? Wearing a onesie? Eating garlic? Looking for buttons? Measuring your lovely penis? Dogging in Doncaster? Being lazy? Taking no notice of this introduction? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? ![]() Evening sweetie. How's Sunday going for you ![]() | |||
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"I'm tonight's first poster! I'm awesome." Cam t pull that one I want my bouborns ![]() | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Not sending Phil Rudd a birthday card? Wearing a onesie? Eating garlic? Looking for buttons? Measuring your lovely penis? Dogging in Doncaster? Being lazy? Taking no notice of this introduction? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? ![]() ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Scarlet. It's been a nice Sunday. And I'm tonight's first poster, which is nice. How was it for you? ![]() | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Not sending Phil Rudd a birthday card? Wearing a onesie? Eating garlic? Looking for buttons? Measuring your lovely penis? Dogging in Doncaster? Being lazy? Taking no notice of this introduction? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? ![]() ![]() ![]() Been an amusing one. Smiled all day ![]() | |||
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"I'm listening to some relaxing tuneage https://youtu.be/7LGTEI1RMoQ" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dodger. I'll have a listen to that relaxing song, later. I said later like Jools Holland does. | |||
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"I'm listening to some relaxing tuneage https://youtu.be/7LGTEI1RMoQ Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dodger. I'll have a listen to that relaxing song, later. I said later like Jools Holland does." I read it like Jools Holland as well ![]() | |||
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"Anyone want to do my ironing for the week? ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Keeper. Good luck finding someone. Smileyface | |||
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"I'm tonight's first poster! I'm awesome. Cam t pull that one I want my bouborns ![]() You must be gutted not to be tonight's first poster, unlucky. | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Not sending Phil Rudd a birthday card? Wearing a onesie? Eating garlic? Looking for buttons? Measuring your lovely penis? Dogging in Doncaster? Being lazy? Taking no notice of this introduction? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Have you got jaw ache? | |||
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"I'm listening to some relaxing tuneage https://youtu.be/7LGTEI1RMoQ Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Dodger. I'll have a listen to that relaxing song, later. I said later like Jools Holland does. I read it like Jools Holland as well ![]() Yeah! | |||
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"Good evening " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. When was the last time you flew a kite? Smileyface | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Babs. No I didn't cheat, everyone had the same opportunity. | |||
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"Hello! Cowabunga and good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening. What you up to? Not sending Phil Rudd a birthday card? Wearing a onesie? Eating garlic? Looking for buttons? Measuring your lovely penis? Dogging in Doncaster? Being lazy? Taking no notice of this introduction? Working? Pervin'? Lurking? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() From smiling yes ![]() | |||
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"Gd evening jimbo ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Knee. Are you okay? Or have you hit the wrong emoji? | |||
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"Hello Jim how was your weekend? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, D and LB. It was productive. How was your Saturday and Sunday? | |||
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"Hello Jim how was your weekend? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, D and LB. It was productive. How was your Saturday and Sunday?" Very good thanks, copious amounts of vodka last night while watching a local band, pottering about today x | |||
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"Gd evening jimbo ![]() it’s ment to be a smiley face as I’ve had an unbelievable day,hope your well jimbo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"[Removed by tonight's first poster at 19/05/19 22:27:55]" | |||
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"Hello Jim how was your weekend? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, D and LB. It was productive. How was your Saturday and Sunday? Very good thanks, copious amounts of vodka last night while watching a local band, pottering about today x" I like it. x | |||
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"Good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. When was the last time you flew a kite? Smileyface" Well if you mean a kite kite and that's not some euphemism then when I was about 10! Random question. | |||
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"Gd evening jimbo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Yeah! What happened today? You bloody tease. Smileyfaces | |||
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"Good evening Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ignite. When was the last time you flew a kite? Smileyface Well if you mean a kite kite and that's not some euphemism then when I was about 10! Random question." I did mean kite kite. I just wanted to know. Thanks for answering. | |||
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"Gd evening jimbo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I had the most relaxed and pampered day,and made a lovely friend on here ![]() | |||
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"Last year" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Oloving. I'm sorry to read you've been given six months to live. It kinda brings the thread down a bit though. | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect. (Smileyface)" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, The Sam & Lacey Show. I just checked you out. Smileyface | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all ![]() Except you knew you were starting the thread at that exact moment. I’ll let you off though because it’s your thread and I like you. | |||
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"Good evening Pri et al! Well done on being the first and second poster. Smileyface. " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Meli I am first, Meli you're the worst. The worst at being tonight's first poster. Thank you for the congratulations. I thought me being tonight's first poster would have been more controversial. It looks like I've got away with it. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim, I'm still very full up from my dinner! Happy sunny. ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Lorna. You must have had a big one today. Smileyface | |||
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"Gd evening jimbo ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Nice one! | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim, I'm still very full up from my dinner! Happy sunny. ![]() It was huge! Tasty though. How has Sunday treated you? | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all ![]() There is that. But you have to take into account I'm slow typist. Thank you, I wanted to know how it feels. | |||
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"Evening all evening Jim Nice watch!" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Diamond. Thank you very much, I like it too. Smileyface | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all ![]() It feels good. I remember the days. What did you win for being first? | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim, I'm still very full up from my dinner! Happy sunny. ![]() It's been a productive Sunday. What else have you been up to in Sunny Southampton? | |||
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"Good evening Jim and I don't mind you being the first poster, it is your thread after all ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Samiss. That's very gracious of you. I'm first, yeah! | |||
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"Good evening Jim and I don't mind you being the first poster, it is your thread after all ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all ![]() You were quite the first poster back in the day. That's an excellent question, no prize as of yet. | |||
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"Good evening Jim, evening all ![]() I was but it’s a dim and distant memory. You could treat yourself to an extra biscuit. | |||
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"Good evening Pri et al! Well done on being the first and second poster. Smileyface. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Meli I am first, Meli you're the worst. The worst at being tonight's first poster. Thank you for the congratulations. I thought me being tonight's first poster would have been more controversial. It looks like I've got away with it." Pfft. I'm the best where it counts. Or so I tell myself. You do seem to have got away with it. I guess it's a Sunday and most people are thinking "ah fuck it, let 'im 'ave it". Will you have a victory dance? Kind of need to. | |||
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"Good evening Pri et al! Well done on being the first and second poster. Smileyface. Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Meli. Meli I am first, Meli you're the worst. The worst at being tonight's first poster. Thank you for the congratulations. I thought me being tonight's first poster would have been more controversial. It looks like I've got away with it. Pfft. I'm the best where it counts. Or so I tell myself. You do seem to have got away with it. I guess it's a Sunday and most people are thinking "ah fuck it, let 'im 'ave it". Will you have a victory dance? Kind of need to." *Helicopters willy* | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim, I'm still very full up from my dinner! Happy sunny. ![]() Excellent, it's good to be productive. We have had a very chilled day but I did rescue Ash from a massive spider! ![]() | |||
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"Good evening Jim and I don't mind you being the first poster, it is your thread after all ![]() ![]() ![]() Thank you very much. I did ask the question very late last night. Who has the best clock, Ace or me? Two ladies have said they like my watch tonight. I clearly have the best clock. | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim, I'm still very full up from my dinner! Happy sunny. ![]() ![]() You're a hero. | |||
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"Gooooood evening Jim... What ya been up too? I've just had a bath and am just relaxing and having a perv before I go to sleep.. Nightie night xx" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Snow. I've done some stuff, and I was tonight's first poster. Nice to have a bath. Na night. x | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim, I'm still very full up from my dinner! Happy sunny. ![]() ![]() I actually am, it was massive! ![]() | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim, I'm still very full up from my dinner! Happy sunny. ![]() ![]() ![]() Are we still talking about the spider? | |||
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"I just looked down Meli's top." I did that earlier. | |||
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"I just looked down Meli's top. I did that earlier. " Shucks you two. Shucks. Jim, that was a celebration right there! Well done for being first again. ![]() | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect. (Smileyface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, The Sam & Lacey Show. I just checked you out. Smileyface" Ch-check it out you beastie boy ![]() | |||
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"I just looked down Meli's top. I did that earlier. " Pervert! | |||
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"I just looked down Meli's top. I did that earlier. Shucks you two. Shucks. Jim, that was a celebration right there! Well done for being first again. ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening erect. (Smileyface) Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, The Sam & Lacey Show. I just checked you out. Smileyface Ch-check it out you beastie boy ![]() I will. ![]() | |||
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"There's new Black Mirror coming soon." Neil is in it. Neil. Kneel Neil. ![]() | |||
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"There's new Black Mirror coming soon. Neil is in it. Neil. Kneel Neil. ![]() Who's Kneel Neil? | |||
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"Evening Mr Jim, I'm still very full up from my dinner! Happy sunny. ![]() ![]() ![]() Of course! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"There's new Black Mirror coming soon. Neil is in it. Neil. Kneel Neil. ![]() Used to jump motorcycles over chasms and stuff. Right crazy Bastard | |||
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"Good evening all. Currently chasing 1 fly and a moth around the bedroom .... I’m expecting Sir Attenborough any minute ! ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Missy. What do you want to be chasing a fly and a moth for? Let the fly and the moth get on with it, and lie down. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and everyone. I'm still hiding from spiders here in Southampton. There massive ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Ash. I'm never going to Southampton! Smileyface | |||
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"There's new Black Mirror coming soon. Neil is in it. Neil. Kneel Neil. ![]() Oh, I think my mum used to know him. | |||
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"Good evening Jim and everyone. I'm still hiding from spiders here in Southampton. There massive ![]() Spiders not a problem, I like them ... but flappy and buzzy is just not funny ![]() | |||
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"Evening Jim, hope you had a nice weekend. I've been performing a practice tent erection in preparation for festival camping in a couple of months. It went well ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Nell. You're good at creating erections. | |||
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"Good evening all. Currently chasing 1 fly and a moth around the bedroom .... I’m expecting Sir Attenborough any minute ! ![]() Oh but if I only .... irritating much ! Lol | |||
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"Currently pondering the can you wake up one morning and no longer wish to be a swinger? Could you forget all and go back to a vanilla existence? " Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Darlo. You can do anything you want. | |||
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"Evening Jim, hope you had a nice weekend. I've been performing a practice tent erection in preparation for festival camping in a couple of months. It went well ![]() Why thank you, we all have our talents ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all. Currently chasing 1 fly and a moth around the bedroom .... I’m expecting Sir Attenborough any minute ! ![]() In that case, destroy them. | |||
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"Evening Jim, hope you had a nice weekend. I've been performing a practice tent erection in preparation for festival camping in a couple of months. It went well ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Good evening all. Currently chasing 1 fly and a moth around the bedroom .... I’m expecting Sir Attenborough any minute ! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Currently pondering the can you wake up one morning and no longer wish to be a swinger? Could you forget all and go back to a vanilla existence? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Darlo. You can do anything you want." Haha no I would get into trouble if I did ![]() | |||
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"Currently pondering the can you wake up one morning and no longer wish to be a swinger? Could you forget all and go back to a vanilla existence? Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Darlo. You can do anything you want. Haha no I would get into trouble if I did ![]() Haha. | |||
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"Just trying to catch up on the walking dead. Up until a few days ago I was 2 seasons behind, now closer to 1" Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Cowboy. I've got four episodes to watch. Zombieface | |||
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"Jarvis Jocker ![]() Good eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevening, Peachy Peach. Are you saying I'm common? You took your time. | |||
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"Jarvis Jocker ![]() Common? I wouldn't say so in the slightest, but you are certainly a people person I did indeed. I just rocked B off to sleep with my dulcet tones. I don't think I'll be much longer myself. | |||
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"Jarvis Jocker ![]() Did you see my reply on yesterday's nocturnal thread? There's a Meatloaf musical coming to Shrewsbury next month. I thought of you when I saw it advertised. I don't know if it's coming any closer to your neck of the woods. | |||
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"Jarvis Jocker ![]() I missed it, I know, I'm rubbish. I don't just want to go Joshua, I NEED to! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Jarvis Jocker ![]() ![]() ![]() I know he is. Hey, there's always Shrewsbury. Up yer bum ![]() | |||
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"Jarvis Jocker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Birmingham on 30th this month, too short notice. Balls. | |||
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"Jarvis Jocker ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Balls. | |||
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"How the fuck is it almost 2? " I think it's something to do with seconds. 2, seconds, get it? Nevermind. | |||
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"Are you watching Game of Thrones?" I'm not, never seen an episode! | |||
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"Are you watching Game of Thrones? I'm not, never seen an episode! " I can't get into it. | |||
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