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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit yer pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Change my mind I expect...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things? "

Get run over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not showering would be at the top of the list....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shit yer pants?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Change my mind I expect..."

Yeah I could see how that would be bad!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Get run over "

Is that a threat?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not showering would be at the top of the list....

For sure!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Get run over

Is that a threat?

No....its a promise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things? "

Get so randy that I spontaneously combust.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Get run over

Is that a threat?

No....its a promise

You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

IBS kick off

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair. "

You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Get run over

Is that a threat?

No....its a promise

You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums". "

I was never on the fab forums and you cant prove I was

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Get so randy that I spontaneously combust."

That would certainly hinder things.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Just make a garlic pledge..both eat garlic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"IBS kick off "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.

You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers? "

Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things? "

Take the peg off our noses

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Get run over

Is that a threat?

No....its a promise

You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums".

I was never on the fab forums and you cant prove I was

It's the murder part you're meant to deny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just make a garlic pledge..both eat garlic

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that works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Get run over

Is that a threat?

No....its a promise

You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums".

I was never on the fab forums and you cant prove I was

It's the murder part you're meant to deny

I'm happy being known as a murderer, but the shame of my mum knowing I was a swinger? No chance

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.

You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers?

Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time. "

I'd like that. I've never been blonde before.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat a hot curry

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turn up"
before the meet? Like super early so you look overly keen?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Take the peg off our noses "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Get run over

Is that a threat?

No....its a promise

You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums".

I was never on the fab forums and you cant prove I was

It's the murder part you're meant to deny

I'm happy being known as a murderer, but the shame of my mum knowing I was a swinger? No chance"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pissed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Eat a hot curry

Curry sweats are not attractive!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.

You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers?

Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time.

I'd like that. I've never been blonde before. "

Seems like I'm making myself redundant here. At least my hair can't make tea.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pissed

Especially if you're meeting for coffee!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.

You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers?

Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time.

I'd like that. I've never been blonde before.

Seems like I'm making myself redundant here. At least my hair can't make tea. "

Exactly! You have your uses!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pissed

Especially if you're meeting for coffee! "
definitely xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Get so randy that I spontaneously combust.

That would certainly tinder things. "

*Nods*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.

You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers?

Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time.

I'd like that. I've never been blonde before.

Seems like I'm making myself redundant here. At least my hair can't make tea.

Exactly! You have your uses! "

You make me feel so special.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Get so randy that I spontaneously combust.

That would certainly tinder things.

*Nods*"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cut my hair off. I feel like their would just be disappointment if they can't stroke my hair.

You could just bring it with you and present it like a bouquet of flowers?

Or craft it into a wig and present them with it so they could stroke my hair all the time.

I'd like that. I've never been blonde before.

Seems like I'm making myself redundant here. At least my hair can't make tea.

Exactly! You have your uses!

You make me feel so special. "
you are x

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Put on a mankini

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

A former FWB of mine used to eat raw garlic for lolz... I'm glad I'm not a vampire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things? "

I’ve had garlic too, pucker up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things? "

Eat a lot of musical tablets... I meant beans.

Mrs

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Put on my campervan socks with Crocs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I eat masses of garlic at the moment. I dont even think mints would help me. Make sure whoever you meet likes it too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And I smell. Luckily I'm not going to be kissing anyone tonight!

What's the worst thing you could do before a meet to ruin things?

Get run over

Is that a threat?

No....its a promise

You're not helping your serial killer career, at this rate you'll be arrested after killing me! I'm gonna leave notes "if I am murdered please read the fab forums". "

I'm sure they do, quite regularly..

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter

Accidentally give yourself a horrendous black eye the night before so that it looks like you've been involved in a street brawl...

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