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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

I’m currently hungover and horny.

I need sexy face pics and the best one gets to bring me chocolate

What are you in need of right now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need some hunky man to come make me hot chocolate and feed me biscuits.

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

A holiday! Somewhere with a quiet beach, a well stocked bar, a library and sunshine please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a hot curry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A holiday! Somewhere with a quiet beach, a well stocked bar, a library and sunshine please. "

Ohhhh that sounds mint. Can't be bothered with the reading bit so a library where they have audio books would be grand.

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bradford

"A holiday! Somewhere with a quiet beach, a well stocked bar, a library and sunshine please. "

Your in blackpool havnt you got all the beach you need

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"A holiday! Somewhere with a quiet beach, a well stocked bar, a library and sunshine please. "

Can I come too? I promise I'll be quiet. That sounds like heaven x

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By *s_macWoman
over a year ago

Traffic land

Somebody to come change my bed linen for me. I’ve left it too late and now just want to shower and get in to bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A holiday! Somewhere with a quiet beach, a well stocked bar, a library and sunshine please. "

I need this too!

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By *orthantsblueeyesMan
over a year ago

Northampton

A lovely chat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just need people to tell me I'm pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just need people to tell me I'm pretty "
you're pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beach with a lovely naked man..

though I'll settle for a gin & tonic and a spoon..

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

I need to stop eating jelly beans....there making me feel queezy but taste soooo good

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A holiday! Somewhere with a quiet beach, a well stocked bar, a library and sunshine please. "

I'm needy for this ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just need people to tell me I'm pretty "

You’re pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just need people to tell me I'm pretty you're pretty

I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just need people to tell me I'm pretty

You’re pretty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To lay in bed being held by some big arms

...and having my hair stroked

...and being told I'm pretty

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I need some hunky man to come make me hot chocolate and feed me biscuits. "

I’d like this too please

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"A holiday! Somewhere with a quiet beach, a well stocked bar, a library and sunshine please. "

Sounds good. I’m going away a week today!!!

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

"A holiday! Somewhere with a quiet beach, a well stocked bar, a library and sunshine please. "

Likewise!

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

A good deep massage with a happy ending

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A holiday! Somewhere with a quiet beach, a well stocked bar, a library and sunshine please.

Likewise!"

Oh yes! And a sexy man bringing me cocktails

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

A good spooning with big strong man hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to say wow

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Someone to say wow "

Wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone to say wow

Wow"
thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need to douche

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Just a cup of coffee will do me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone else to write this report

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I need to douche"

Full of shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not to be judged on my appearance and used for my chocolate bringing abilities.

I'm a human being you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right now i need to stop over thinking and making myself feel crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m needy as fuck. I want it all and I want it now!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beach with a lovely naked man..

though I'll settle for a gin & tonic and a spoon.."

Book it....!

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Not to be judged on my appearance and used for my chocolate bringing abilities.

I'm a human being you know

I’ll mark you out if 10 when you get here

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’m needy as fuck. I want it all and I want it now!"

Same x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have all I need

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not to be judged on my appearance and used for my chocolate bringing abilities.

I'm a human being you know

I’ll mark you out if 10 when you get here "

I already know I'm a 10, my mummy said so this morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just need people to tell me I'm pretty you're pretty

Oh so pretty xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In serious need of a new house.. preferably in Cuba but most hot destination considered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm perfectly satisfied and have everything I need right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, but I don't know what for so it would be lovely if someone could provide me with various things, including sex, cuddles, cups of tea, do the washing up, run me a bath, scrub my back, more cuddles, a bit more sex, then spooning as I sleep. I'm sure at least one of those things will hit the spot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just need people to tell me I'm pretty you're pretty

Oh so pretty xx"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beach with a lovely naked man..

though I'll settle for a gin & tonic and a spoon..

Book it....!

Still trying to book the spoon

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I'm perfectly satisfied and have everything I need right now.

Cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair "

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Yes, but I don't know what for so it would be lovely if someone could provide me with various things, including sex, cuddles, cups of tea, do the washing up, run me a bath, scrub my back, more cuddles, a bit more sex, then spooning as I sleep. I'm sure at least one of those things will hit the spot. "

Ha that sounds perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm perfectly satisfied and have everything I need right now.

Cute "

Ummmm, equal rights innit....

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beach with a lovely naked man..

though I'll settle for a gin & tonic and a spoon..

Book it....!

Still trying to book the spoon

You should book it, we are booking ours later, holiday that is not the spoon.

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By *aige CoolTV/TS
over a year ago

north west

A nice hot curry I gonna order one now sod it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice hot curry I gonna order one now sod it lol "

Go for it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha that sounds perfect "

Oh bloody hell! I've just realised that it looks like I'm advertising for a boyfriend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beach with a lovely naked man..

though I'll settle for a gin & tonic and a spoon..

Book it....!

Still trying to book the spoon

Next weekend, I said

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

Ha that sounds perfect

Oh bloody hell! I've just realised that it looks like I'm advertising for a boyfriend

If you find one that does all that share please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beach with a lovely naked man..

though I'll settle for a gin & tonic and a spoon..

Book it....!

Still trying to book the spoon

Next weekend, I said

You thought.. unconfirmed..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha that sounds perfect

Oh bloody hell! I've just realised that it looks like I'm advertising for a boyfriend

If you find one that does all that share please

It's a deal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A beach with a lovely naked man..

though I'll settle for a gin & tonic and a spoon..

Book it....!

Still trying to book the spoon

You should book it, we are booking ours later, holiday that is not the spoon.

Are we going on holiday now saffie? I'm in

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

I love it when you FaceTime with saffie wanking you off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha that sounds perfect

Oh bloody hell! I've just realised that it looks like I'm advertising for a boyfriend

If you find one that does all that share please

It's a deal

Oooh I want to be considered for this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to douche

Full of shit?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

I love it when you FaceTime with saffie wanking you off

So do I, innit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

YES

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll spoon ya

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

I love it when you FaceTime with saffie wanking you off

So do I, innit

I love watching you pigeon pecks having a little wobble

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

I love it when you FaceTime with saffie wanking you off

So do I, innit

I love watching you pigeon pecks having a little wobble "

Is that something northern?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Galaxy chocolate and Pepsi max please

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

I love it when you FaceTime with saffie wanking you off

So do I, innit

I love watching you pigeon pecks having a little wobble

Is that something northern? "

Your not northern...... and your the one with pigeon tits

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Galaxy chocolate and Pepsi max please

Can you bring me some

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I need to douche

Full of shit?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Galaxy chocolate and Pepsi max please

Can you bring me some "
I most definitely will xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

I love it when you FaceTime with saffie wanking you off

So do I, innit

I love watching you pigeon pecks having a little wobble

Is that something northern?

Your not northern...... and your the one with pigeon tits

Jealous of my PT's, js....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m not needy but could probably do with liposuction....the gym seems like a lotta work

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"Galaxy chocolate and Pepsi max please

Can you bring me some I most definitely will xxx

Thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

I love it when you FaceTime with saffie wanking you off

So do I, innit

I love watching you pigeon pecks having a little wobble

Is that something northern?

Your not northern...... and your the one with pigeon tits

Jealous of my PT's, js....! "

Ffs you two..

they're mine!!

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By *rCandPrincessCouple
over a year ago

Cambridge

"A good deep massage with a happy ending

Mmmmmm this x

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

I love it when you FaceTime with saffie wanking you off

So do I, innit

I love watching you pigeon pecks having a little wobble

Is that something northern?

Your not northern...... and your the one with pigeon tits

Jealous of my PT's, js....! "

Obvs innit

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I’m not needy but could probably do with liposuction....the gym seems like a lotta work

I need this too

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

I love it when you FaceTime with saffie wanking you off

So do I, innit

I love watching you pigeon pecks having a little wobble

Is that something northern?

Your not northern...... and your the one with pigeon tits

Jealous of my PT's, js....!

Ffs you two..

they're mine!!"

Stop hurting my eyes with them then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a man in my bed who adores sexy busty Bbw's and who also happens to enjoy going down on a naughty girl

Mmmmmmmmm

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

I need to be naked in the hot sunshine.

This country sucks for weather!

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I need a man in my bed who adores sexy busty Bbw's and who also happens to enjoy going down on a naughty girl

Mmmmmmmmm

Surely that can be arranged

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I need to be naked in the hot sunshine.

This country sucks for weather! "

Crap isn’t it. Saying that it’s been nice today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

I love it when you FaceTime with saffie wanking you off

So do I, innit

I love watching you pigeon pecks having a little wobble

Is that something northern?

Your not northern...... and your the one with pigeon tits

Jealous of my PT's, js....!

Ffs you two..

they're mine!!"

I concur..... (always right)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a man in my bed who adores sexy busty Bbw's and who also happens to enjoy going down on a naughty girl

Mmmmmmmmm

Surely that can be arranged "

You would think wouldn't you!

Hmmmm lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have all I need

Pass me a bucket.

Your lucky we come as a pair

I thought we'd sold you to the sex circus.......

Nope still here beanie.

Love you too beautiful, especially when you call from the loo

I love it when you FaceTime with saffie wanking you off

So do I, innit

I love watching you pigeon pecks having a little wobble

Is that something northern?

Your not northern...... and your the one with pigeon tits

Jealous of my PT's, js....!

Obvs innit"

Word mutha fuckah..... Xx

(call me Mr Bean, the cheek....!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a man in my bed who adores sexy busty Bbw's and who also happens to enjoy going down on a naughty girl

Mmmmmmmmm

Surely that can be arranged

You would think wouldn't you!

Hmmmm lol"

Oooh pick me....pick me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha that sounds perfect

Oh bloody hell! I've just realised that it looks like I'm advertising for a boyfriend

If you find one that does all that share please

It's a deal

Oooh I want to be considered for this"

Excellent! I'll have lavender bubbles in my bath please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to be naked in the hot sunshine.

This country sucks for weather!

Crap isn’t it. Saying that it’s been nice today "

Heatwave June July and August! Said it on the radio tonight so must be true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to be naked in the hot sunshine.

This country sucks for weather!

Crap isn’t it. Saying that it’s been nice today

Heatwave June July and August! Said it on the radio tonight so must be true

Ooooh!!! Exciting..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha that sounds perfect

Oh bloody hell! I've just realised that it looks like I'm advertising for a boyfriend

If you find one that does all that share please

It's a deal

Oooh I want to be considered for this

Excellent! I'll have lavender bubbles in my bath please

Would you like me to massage your feet while you're in bath?

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I need to be naked in the hot sunshine.

This country sucks for weather!

Crap isn’t it. Saying that it’s been nice today

Heatwave June July and August! Said it on the radio tonight so must be true

Ooooh!!! Exciting..

Noooooo. I’m going to boil my bits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha that sounds perfect

Oh bloody hell! I've just realised that it looks like I'm advertising for a boyfriend

If you find one that does all that share please

It's a deal

Oooh I want to be considered for this

Excellent! I'll have lavender bubbles in my bath please

Would you like me to massage your feet while you're in bath?"

Eewww no thanks, I'm far too ticklish for that sort of thing....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to be naked in the hot sunshine.

This country sucks for weather!

Crap isn’t it. Saying that it’s been nice today

Heatwave June July and August! Said it on the radio tonight so must be true

Ooooh!!! Exciting..

Noooooo. I’m going to boil my bits. "

Ha ha that sounds very rude Babs!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to be naked in the hot sunshine.

This country sucks for weather!

Crap isn’t it. Saying that it’s been nice today

Heatwave June July and August! Said it on the radio tonight so must be true

Ooooh!!! Exciting..

Noooooo. I’m going to boil my bits.

Ha ha that sounds very rude Babs!!! "

Had images of smalls in a pan......

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"I need to be naked in the hot sunshine.

This country sucks for weather!

Crap isn’t it. Saying that it’s been nice today

Heatwave June July and August! Said it on the radio tonight so must be true

I'm not going to get my hopes up...

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"I need to be naked in the hot sunshine.

This country sucks for weather!

Crap isn’t it. Saying that it’s been nice today

Heatwave June July and August! Said it on the radio tonight so must be true

Ooooh!!! Exciting..

Noooooo. I’m going to boil my bits.

Ha ha that sounds very rude Babs!!!

Had images of smalls in a pan...... "

how glamorous !

You’re right though Saffron, it doesn’t sound quite right somehow

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By * Lexi x OP Woman
over a year ago

stockport

"I need a man in my bed who adores sexy busty Bbw's and who also happens to enjoy going down on a naughty girl

Mmmmmmmmm

Surely that can be arranged

You would think wouldn't you!

Hmmmm lol"

Absolutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha that sounds perfect

Oh bloody hell! I've just realised that it looks like I'm advertising for a boyfriend

If you find one that does all that share please

It's a deal

Oooh I want to be considered for this

Excellent! I'll have lavender bubbles in my bath please

Would you like me to massage your feet while you're in bath?

Eewww no thanks, I'm far too ticklish for that sort of thing...."

How about if I sing?

I could sing this pitch perfect

https://youtu.be/7LGTEI1RMoQ

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over a year ago

Ha that sounds perfect

Oh bloody hell! I've just realised that it looks like I'm advertising for a boyfriend

If you find one that does all that share please

It's a deal

Oooh I want to be considered for this

Excellent! I'll have lavender bubbles in my bath please

Would you like me to massage your feet while you're in bath?

Eewww no thanks, I'm far too ticklish for that sort of thing....

How about if I sing?

I could sing this pitch perfect

https://youtu.be/7LGTEI1RMoQ"

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

"A holiday! Somewhere with a quiet beach, a well stocked bar, a library and sunshine please. "

You need desert island discs

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

"A holiday! Somewhere with a quiet beach, a well stocked bar, a library and sunshine please.

You need desert island discs"

They only let you have 3 books and the bar would have to be my luxury item. Nah.

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