FabSwingers.com forum: Sugar mummy wanted

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

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And what do you offer in return

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

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And what do you offer in return

My company. Which is a bargain because I am hilarious

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

And what do you offer in return

My company. Which is a bargain because I am hilarious"

Hmmm did you also provide tea n biscuits?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

And what do you offer in return

My company. Which is a bargain because I am hilarious

Hmmm did you also provide tea n biscuits?"

Nope, sorry, that's upto the woman

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

And what do you offer in return

My company. Which is a bargain because I am hilarious

Hmmm did you also provide tea n biscuits?

Nope, sorry, that's upto the woman

In that case...What you need is a rich granny not a sugar mummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in"

Could you elaborate on the “take care of me bit”. Would it involve cleaning and ironing?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

And what do you offer in return

My company. Which is a bargain because I am hilarious

Hmmm did you also provide tea n biscuits?

Nope, sorry, that's upto the woman

In that case...What you need is a rich granny not a sugar mummy

As long as I get paid, I'm ok with that

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

And what do you offer in return

My company. Which is a bargain because I am hilarious

Hmmm did you also provide tea n biscuits?

Nope, sorry, that's upto the woman

In that case...What you need is a rich granny not a sugar mummy

As long as I get paid, I'm ok with that

Great...the site does cater for those up to 99, so I'm sure you'll find the perfect lady

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

And what do you offer in return

My company. Which is a bargain because I am hilarious

Hmmm did you also provide tea n biscuits?

Nope, sorry, that's upto the woman

In that case...What you need is a rich granny not a sugar mummy

I'm a secure granny but I need aman who can provide tea and biscuits...so I'm out

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

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Could you elaborate on the “take care of me bit”. Would it involve cleaning and ironing?"

Maybe wiping your arse?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

And what do you offer in return

My company. Which is a bargain because I am hilarious

Hmmm did you also provide tea n biscuits?

Nope, sorry, that's upto the woman

In that case...What you need is a rich granny not a sugar mummy

As long as I get paid, I'm ok with that

Great...the site does cater for those up to 99, so I'm sure you'll find the perfect lady

Good enough for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

Could you elaborate on the “take care of me bit”. Would it involve cleaning and ironing?"

Ironing, because I'm not good at, by me clothes, console games, consoles.

I'll cook though, I enjoy cooking

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

Aww shame I'm poor.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww shame I'm poor."

Exceptions can be made. I'm more than happy for you to put some overtime in at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

Could you elaborate on the “take care of me bit”. Would it involve cleaning and ironing?

Ironing, because I'm not good at, by me clothes, console games, consoles.

I'll cook though, I enjoy cooking"

I think I’m too young for the position at the moment. I’ll come back in 20 years and apply

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

Could you elaborate on the “take care of me bit”. Would it involve cleaning and ironing?

Ironing, because I'm not good at, by me clothes, console games, consoles.

I'll cook though, I enjoy cooking

I think I’m too young for the position at the moment. I’ll come back in 20 years and apply "

That's ok, the younger you are, the longer you can look after me

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Aww shame I'm poor.

Exceptions can be made. I'm more than happy for you to put some overtime in at work"

Erm shame I'm a relative.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

Could you elaborate on the “take care of me bit”. Would it involve cleaning and ironing?

Ironing, because I'm not good at, by me clothes, console games, consoles.

I'll cook though, I enjoy cooking

I think I’m too young for the position at the moment. I’ll come back in 20 years and apply

That's ok, the younger you are, the longer you can look after me"

What would I get out of this arrangement?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww shame I'm poor.

Exceptions can be made. I'm more than happy for you to put some overtime in at work

Erm shame I'm a relative."

God I hope not

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

Could you elaborate on the “take care of me bit”. Would it involve cleaning and ironing?

Ironing, because I'm not good at, by me clothes, console games, consoles.

I'll cook though, I enjoy cooking

I think I’m too young for the position at the moment. I’ll come back in 20 years and apply

That's ok, the younger you are, the longer you can look after me

What would I get out of this arrangement? "

I'm funny and a good cook

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By *ambornemanMan
over a year ago

In your town now

Ha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hehe excellent!

I’m looking too and I don’t mind vegans.

What I can give in return: 'woteva'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for a woman to take care of me in exchange for company.

I have an idea what I'm looking for but I'm not fussy.

She must be

1. Independent

2. Not a relative

3. Rich, or at least well off

4. None vegan

Apply with in

Could you elaborate on the “take care of me bit”. Would it involve cleaning and ironing?

Ironing, because I'm not good at, by me clothes, console games, consoles.

I'll cook though, I enjoy cooking

I think I’m too young for the position at the moment. I’ll come back in 20 years and apply

That's ok, the younger you are, the longer you can look after me

What would I get out of this arrangement?

I'm funny and a good cook"

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By *ssex 2204Man
over a year ago

billericay

Well I'd also love to find a women to look after me but I'd also like to look after her and serve her as well and make sure she can still go out and have fun

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Aww shame I'm poor.

Exceptions can be made. I'm more than happy for you to put some overtime in at work

Erm shame I'm a relative.

God I hope not

I'm your cousin 4 time's removed on your mum's side don't worry.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww shame I'm poor.

Exceptions can be made. I'm more than happy for you to put some overtime in at work

Erm shame I'm a relative.

God I hope not

I'm your cousin 4 time's removed on your mum's side don't worry."

In that case, I dont mind dicking you

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Not a relative hahaha

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Aww shame I'm poor.

Exceptions can be made. I'm more than happy for you to put some overtime in at work

Erm shame I'm a relative.

God I hope not

I'm your cousin 4 time's removed on your mum's side don't worry.

In that case, I dont mind dicking you

"
If there's any dicking to be doing I'll do it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Aww shame I'm poor.

Exceptions can be made. I'm more than happy for you to put some overtime in at work

Erm shame I'm a relative.

God I hope not

I'm your cousin 4 time's removed on your mum's side don't worry.

In that case, I dont mind dicking you

If there's any dicking to be doing I'll do it."

I'm sickened, but curious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you do the housework lol

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By *uenevereWoman
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

"Will you do the housework lol"

Now that would get him some offers

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Will you do the housework lol"

I'll cook and do the dishes. Anything would require negotiations

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your hired as long as you do it naked lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your hired as long as you do it naked lol"

Excellent. Have the driver pick me up and I'm on my way

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