FabSwingers.com mobile

Join us FREE, we're FREE to use

Web's largest swingers site since 2006.

Already registered?
Login here

Back to forum list
Back to The Lounge

Faking it

Jump to newest
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What measures did you go to as a child to fake being sick?

I remember when I lived in Germany, aged five. I stood in front of the mirror and covered myself in my mum’s foundation and powder thinking it made me look paler.

Went downstairs, announced I was ill and couldn’t possibly go to school. She burst out laughing and said ‘oh no, you’ve gone orange!’

‘Eh no mum, I’m really pale actually’

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I never bothered just got dressed went to my mates house played snes

While his mum worked

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eavensScentCouple
over a year ago

Southend

I used to rest my forehead against the radiator in the bedroom so when my mum came in to wake me up, she felt I had a temperature... worked every time

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never bothered just got dressed went to my mates house played snes

While his mum worked"

Absolutely shocking behaviour

In fourth and fifth year at school I had double P.E on a Friday afternoon. You had to go to the other building (we were a split site school). You never got registered either, and it was a giant skive.

So I used to meet my friend who had finished work, hop on a bus and go to McDonald’s

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to rest my forehead against the radiator in the bedroom so when my mum came in to wake me up, she felt I had a temperature... worked every time "

Damn that’s a smart one!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I didnt i loved primary school. I just said on another thread i only remember being of ill once

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

One day when it had snowed me n my best mate pretended the school bus didn't turn up n we both went home n lied to our parents n spent the whole day sledging

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire


"I used to rest my forehead against the radiator in the bedroom so when my mum came in to wake me up, she felt I had a temperature... worked every time "

Hilarious

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *eavensScentCouple
over a year ago

Southend


"I used to rest my forehead against the radiator in the bedroom so when my mum came in to wake me up, she felt I had a temperature... worked every time

Damn that’s a smart one!"

Wish it still worked now with work!!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I didnt i loved primary school. I just said on another thread i only remember being of ill once"

So did I, I didn’t do it often. The Germany one I had only just moved over and hadn’t made any friends yet, and my mum had just given birth to my wee sister and my auntie and granny were coming over from Scotland

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"One day when it had snowed me n my best mate pretended the school bus didn't turn up n we both went home n lied to our parents n spent the whole day sledging "

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Both parents were teachers so even when feeling unwell I had to go to school unless I had something contagious.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to chew a mouthful of cornflakes and fresh orange juice and spit it down toilet, looked and sounded the part lol

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I would spit a mouthful of chewed up Cornflakes down the loo and point to it as evidence I'd been sick

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"I used to chew a mouthful of cornflakes and fresh orange juice and spit it down toilet, looked and sounded the part lol"

Ooh spooky

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to sneak a strawberry as I was allergic to them and always ended up covered in spots!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I would spit a mouthful of chewed up Cornflakes down the loo and point to it as evidence I'd been sick"

Oh my friend chewed a block of cheese up with milk!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wee drop of Vicks under the nose. Runny nose and watery eyes=instant cold.

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I never bothered just got dressed went to my mates house played snes

While his mum worked

Absolutely shocking behaviour

In fourth and fifth year at school I had double P.E on a Friday afternoon. You had to go to the other building (we were a split site school). You never got registered either, and it was a giant skive.

So I used to meet my friend who had finished work, hop on a bus and go to McDonald’s "
best way

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I never bothered just got dressed went to my mates house played snes

While his mum worked

Absolutely shocking behaviour

In fourth and fifth year at school I had double P.E on a Friday afternoon. You had to go to the other building (we were a split site school). You never got registered either, and it was a giant skive.

So I used to meet my friend who had finished work, hop on a bus and go to McDonald’s best way "

Best decision I ever made tbf

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

Eat raw potato with milk, make you sick for about an hour, but by then parents were going to work, so full day off for me

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would just eat a banana, it would make me really Ill and be sick... The sight and smell of bananas makes me puke would you believe it . ...

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
 
 

By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor


"I used to chew a mouthful of cornflakes and fresh orange juice and spit it down toilet, looked and sounded the part lol

Ooh spooky "

Funny,did you know him when you were little?!

Reply privatelyReply in forumReply +quote
Post new Message to Thread
back to top