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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lads, does the skin under you bell end go red and smells from time to time? Is the puss normal?

Asking for a friend

On another subject, I'm free tonight ladies

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

I’d get yourself checked out

sorry your friend

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’d get yourself checked out

sorry your friend

I think you're right, I...my friend...will get checked out soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vacuum cleaner sex can take its toll.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’d get yourself checked out

sorry your friend

I think you're right, I...my friend...will get checked out soon"
is that not the problem

Was your friend checked out by a pro?

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By *tew008Man
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Lads, does the skin under you bell end go red and smells from time to time? Is the puss normal?

Asking for a friend

On another subject, I'm free tonight ladies

Now the name makes sense.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Ladies, the fishy cottage cheese is also just part of life.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ladies, the fishy cottage cheese is also just part of life."

I knew it.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

"Lads, does the skin under you bell end go red and smells from time to time? Is the puss normal?

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On another subject, I'm free tonight ladies

Crying

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By *wingin CatMan
over a year ago

London

Before I was circumcised, I never had any such problem. I always pulled my skin back and washed thoroughly under and around it.

Sounds like you need to get it checked out, fella.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Before I was circumcised, I never had any such problem. I always pulled my skin back and washed thoroughly under and around it.

Sounds like you need to get it checked out, fella."

It's my friends

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah.

I just put it down to me wanking with the cheese grater again.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Yeah.

I just put it down to me wanking with the cheese grater again.

The cheese grater

is that akin to the joke about putting your cock in the bacon slicer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah.

I just put it down to me wanking with the cheese grater again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah it will be fine just dip it in some bleach solution and give it a scrub with a loofer then rub your willy with pineapple it will be smelling good again in a day or two.

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By *hatYorkLadMan
over a year ago

York

Wire brush and dettol will sort that in figures few!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nah it will be fine just dip it in some bleach solution and give it a scrub with a loofer then rub your willy with pineapple it will be smelling good again in a day or two.

Any bleach? Or a specific brand

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need me to suck the puss out?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need me to suck the puss out?

Suck out the poison

hahaha just NO

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s called Helmetdale. It’s the maturist of cheeses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need me to suck the puss out?

Suck out the poison

hahaha just NO

Was good enough for Alice Cooper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try elbow grease, great on stains.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Lads, does the skin under you bell end go red and smells from time to time? Is the puss normal?

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On another subject, I'm free tonight ladies

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puss never normal is your Friend in pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck someone called Cilit, coz you bang and the dirt is gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lads, does the skin under you bell end go red and smells from time to time? Is the puss normal?

Asking for a friend

On another subject, I'm free tonight ladies

Not had that problem before.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck someone called Cilit, coz you bang and the dirt is gone"

I'd bang the dirt out of you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck someone called Cilit, coz you bang and the dirt is gone

I'd bang the dirt out of you

Who do you think gave you the cheddy choad?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fuck someone called Cilit, coz you bang and the dirt is gone

I'd bang the dirt out of you

Who do you think gave you the cheddy choad?

Worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like your "friend" has been putting his dinky in somewhere dirty and not been looking after him .. suggest he cleans himself or get curcumsised

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You need me to suck the puss out?

It's funny how a short few word's can make you feel nauseous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You need me to suck the puss out?

It's funny how a short few word's can make you feel nauseous."

Can always count on me chicken

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg

my hangover has just got worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called Helmetdale. It’s the maturist of cheeses

They sell that in Lidl.

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It’s called Helmetdale. It’s the maturist of cheeses

They sell that in Lidl."
what bleach or dettol

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"You need me to suck the puss out?

It's funny how a short few word's can make you feel nauseous.

Can always count on me chicken

That we can chick,that we can...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s called Helmetdale. It’s the maturist of cheeses

They sell that in Lidl.

what bleach or dettol

Cock cheese

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"It’s called Helmetdale. It’s the maturist of cheeses

They sell that in Lidl.

what bleach or dettol

Cock cheese

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oh dear

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Lads, does the skin under you bell end go red and smells from time to time? Is the puss normal?

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On another subject, I'm free tonight ladies

No to red skin and no to the smell, seek medical advice, Sorry tell your "friend" to seek medical advice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in. "

I have a rusty saw if you want to use that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in. "

Dont give me that shit, you just want it for yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

Dont give me that shit, you just want it for yourself"

She wants to clone a cheese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that."

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring."

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring."

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that."

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror "

It has been known.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

"Lads, does the skin under you bell end go red and smells from time to time? Is the puss normal?

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On another subject, I'm free tonight ladies

It's absolutely normal , tell your 'friend'! The dried white smegma drives the ladies wild

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known."

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then "

Jeez, this is getting kinky.

I’m gonna have to get my Lego out in a minute

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then "

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done."

We could have compared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

Jeez, this is getting kinky.

I’m gonna have to get my Lego out in a minute "

Does that go in your foreskin?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

Jeez, this is getting kinky.

I’m gonna have to get my Lego out in a minute

Does that go in your foreskin? "

That picture

That guy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Two girls, one mirror

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!"

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Two girls, one mirror "

Let's talk about your panelling...

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

"You need me to suck the puss out?

It's funny how a short few word's can make you feel nauseous."

Yup...a little queezy here too...

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that"

Oh God now I've just had a vision of us both bending over whilst you inspect us.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that

Oh God now I've just had a vision of us both bending over whilst you inspect us."

I'm so hard right now

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that

Oh God now I've just had a vision of us both bending over whilst you inspect us.

I'm so hard right now

Well you can a mess over Autumn as she was cheeky to me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that

Oh God now I've just had a vision of us both bending over whilst you inspect us.

I'm so hard right now

Well you can a mess over Autumn as she was cheeky to me."

I'd be ok with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that

Oh God now I've just had a vision of us both bending over whilst you inspect us.

I'm so hard right now

Well you can a mess over Autumn as she was cheeky to me."

I'll take all the mess as punishment

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that

Oh God now I've just had a vision of us both bending over whilst you inspect us.

I'm so hard right now

Well you can a mess over Autumn as she was cheeky to me.

I'd be ok with that

Good,because by the sounds of this thread you're not cumming near me!

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that

Oh God now I've just had a vision of us both bending over whilst you inspect us.

I'm so hard right now

Well you can a mess over Autumn as she was cheeky to me.

I'll take all the mess as punishment

Puss and all?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that

Oh God now I've just had a vision of us both bending over whilst you inspect us.

I'm so hard right now

Well you can a mess over Autumn as she was cheeky to me.

I'll take all the mess as punishment

Puss and all?! "

That was clearly my friends puss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that

Oh God now I've just had a vision of us both bending over whilst you inspect us.

I'm so hard right now

Well you can a mess over Autumn as she was cheeky to me.

I'll take all the mess as punishment

Puss and all?! "

Oh god Id forgotten about that. Spit not swallow then

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that

Oh God now I've just had a vision of us both bending over whilst you inspect us.

I'm so hard right now

Well you can a mess over Autumn as she was cheeky to me.

I'll take all the mess as punishment

Puss and all?!

That was clearly my friends puss "

Yeah yeah whatever,everyone knows there's never a 'friend'.

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over a year ago

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"Sounds like it needs amputating if the rot has set in.

I have a rusty bum hole if you want to use that.

It’s not rust, it’s natural colouring.

I bloody checked then,it wouldn't surprise me with this flipping phone if it had said that.

I just had a vision of you squatting over a mirror

It has been known.

I was looking forward to a rusty bumhole then

I'm not 'that' old you cheeky mare! You can go off people you know,I used to like you as well. Well that's it,we're done.

We could have compared

Well if yours is rusty mine must has disintegrated beyond repair!

I'll volunteer to check both your bum holes. I'm selfless like that

Oh God now I've just had a vision of us both bending over whilst you inspect us.

I'm so hard right now

Well you can a mess over Autumn as she was cheeky to me.

I'll take all the mess as punishment

Puss and all?!

Oh god Id forgotten about that. Spit not swallow then

Eew,eew and eww. A bit of knob puss is ok I'm sure.

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