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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So I've agreed to meet someone and they think I'm a serial killer.

I don't want to prove her wrong, so what should I take with me.

Poison? Knife? An actual serial killer?

Asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Strawberry laces

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere

Chloroform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fluffy rabbits. I think she would like to die being overcome by cuteness.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knuckle duster.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Strawberry laces"

Shows imagination, I like it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Chloroform "

Of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Knuckle duster."

Wow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Fluffy rabbits. I think she would like to die being overcome by cuteness. "

I get the feeling that's what she wants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death by chocolate?

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Chloroform

Of course"

Plastic sheet and rubber gloves

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Aww so cute guys. So cute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Death by chocolate?"

Again, she's expecting it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A huge penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A huge penis"

So bring someone else to do it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A book

I just watched john wick 3

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A huge penis

So bring someone else to do it? "

Only if she's blindfolded. That will add to the fear factor too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A basket, bichon frise and some lotion.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A food people are commonly allergic to.

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport


"A book

I just watched john wick 3"

So have I, just got in from watching it as well.

Does that mean same place?

As for offensive weapon, you can borrow some of mine with a mask if you want

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By *omfilthMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

Beat her to death with a 12” rubber dildo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smother her with big squishy cuddles?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beat her to death with a 12” rubber dildo"

An edible one, then eat it after.

Clever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smother her with big squishy cuddles? "

I think she would smother me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smother her with big squishy cuddles?

I think she would smother me "

Oh my god! Challenge her to a naked wrestle! Live on the edge, only one of you can survive

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smother her with big squishy cuddles?

I think she would smother me

Oh my god! Challenge her to a naked wrestle! Live on the edge, only one of you can survive "

...I'm ok with this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My hammer

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My hammer "

Fucking hell, would Sally approve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smother her with big squishy cuddles?

I think she would smother me

Oh my god! Challenge her to a naked wrestle! Live on the edge, only one of you can survive

...I'm ok with this"

Can't wait to see your leotard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My hammer

Fucking hell, would Sally approve "
she fabbed it so yep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smother her with big squishy cuddles?

I think she would smother me

Oh my god! Challenge her to a naked wrestle! Live on the edge, only one of you can survive

...I'm ok with this

Can't wait to see your leotard "

Soooooo, is it not naked wrestling?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My hammer

Fucking hell, would Sally approve she fabbed it so yep "

Done. I'll PM you with the arrangments

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"So I've agreed to meet someone and they think I'm a serial killer.

I don't want to prove her wrong, so what should I take with me.

Poison? Knife? An actual serial killer?

Asking for a friend"

A box of Kellogg's cornflakes

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Your serial killer membership card

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

The mask from scream.... I reckon that would work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Polaroids of all the other women you've killed

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