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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I agreed to a meet despite some dubious messaging suggesting my suitor may in fact be a serial killer.

I'm just gonna take a weapon, it's worth the risk just to eat where we're going.

What's the weirdest thing you've taken along to a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that an admission of intent to use a dangerous weapon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is that an admission of intent to use a dangerous weapon? "

Only if required

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford


"Is that an admission of intent to use a dangerous weapon? "

A spoon can be used as a weapon or even a pencil.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought my ears were burning

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought my ears were burning "

Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!

This plan may be flawed if there are no candles

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Your serial killer meet sounds like a rubbish one if you've already worked it out - you should be fine.

I took Scrabble to a meet once. That's not weird enough though....

Oh my wall planner! So we could sync up properly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marigolds i think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought my ears were burning

Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!

This plan may be flawed if there are no candles "

Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Your serial killer meet sounds like a rubbish one if you've already worked it out - you should be fine.

I took Scrabble to a meet once. That's not weird enough though....

Oh my wall planner! So we could sync up properly. "

Yeah I think he realised his error when he told me what he wanted to do to me. Forewarned is forearmed!

Did yours bring his wallplanner too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought my ears were burning

Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!

This plan may be flawed if there are no candles

Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert "

Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marigolds i think"
did you do the washing up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought my ears were burning

Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!

This plan may be flawed if there are no candles

Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert

Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it? "

Well....I'm not anymore

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought my ears were burning

Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!

This plan may be flawed if there are no candles

Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert

Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?

Well....I'm not anymore "

Good. I don't like being too hot.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Yeah I think he realised his error when he told me what he wanted to do to me. Forewarned is forearmed!

Did yours bring his wallplanner too? "

Yes he did! And it was amazing. I even got to write on it. Fuck the foreplay, let me pencil myself in and I am yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought my ears were burning

Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!

This plan may be flawed if there are no candles

Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert

Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?

Well....I'm not anymore

Good. I don't like being too hot. "

You wouldn't feel it anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Marigolds i think did you do the washing up? "
nope thr nobly bits work wonders on a gspot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yeah I think he realised his error when he told me what he wanted to do to me. Forewarned is forearmed!

Did yours bring his wallplanner too?

Yes he did! And it was amazing. I even got to write on it. Fuck the foreplay, let me pencil myself in and I am yours. "

My wallplanner has stickers. Whole new level of kink

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought my ears were burning

Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!

This plan may be flawed if there are no candles

Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert

Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?

Well....I'm not anymore

Good. I don't like being too hot.

You wouldn't feel it anyway "

I've heard that about you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Marigolds i think did you do the washing up? nope thr nobly bits work wonders on a gspot "

You learn something new every day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I thought my ears were burning

Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!

This plan may be flawed if there are no candles

Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert

Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?

Well....I'm not anymore

Good. I don't like being too hot.

You wouldn't feel it anyway

I've heard that about you. "

Oooh I'm going to need some aloe vera for that BURN!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I thought my ears were burning

Good thinking! I could use the candles as weapons!

This plan may be flawed if there are no candles

Our meal will absolutely involve candles, and probably some form of flammable fluid afterwards...stupid spellchecker, that eas supposed to say dessert

Are you saying you're going to dispose of my body by burning it?

Well....I'm not anymore

Good. I don't like being too hot.

You wouldn't feel it anyway

I've heard that about you.

Oooh I'm going to need some aloe vera for that BURN!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Corporate spatula.....

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

Take an alibi. That means you won’t be afraid to murder him which is probably more effective than waving a chicken drumstick or something in an aggressive manner

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"Is that an admission of intent to use a dangerous weapon?

A spoon can be used as a weapon or even a pencil....."

Dont forget your keys they can certainly be used

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38

Could always clobber them with my vibe...I'm usually armed and dangerous with that bad boy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corporate spatula..... "

How is that even a thing? Heck of a workplace gift.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"...

What's the weirdest thing you've taken along to a meet? "

Myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corporate spatula.....

How is that even a thing? Heck of a workplace gift."

I'm a very lucky girl..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corporate spatula.....

How is that even a thing? Heck of a workplace gift."

I have about 100 in my car boot. Defo a thing in my field of work lol. My was tracing my face with it, sporting a wickedly intense stare....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corporate spatula.....

How is that even a thing? Heck of a workplace gift.

I'm a very lucky girl.. "

Lol see ^

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Corporate spatula.....

How is that even a thing? Heck of a workplace gift.

I have about 100 in my car boot. Defo a thing in my field of work lol. My was tracing my face with it, sporting a wickedly intense stare.... "

Imagine the policeman's face. "Can you open your boot please sir..... What the.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I threw an orange at my sister and it was hard enough to knock the dinner knife out of her hand that she'd threatened to stab me with.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I threw an orange at my sister and it was hard enough to knock the dinner knife out of her hand that she'd threatened to stab me with. "

Not a meet I hasten to add

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frozen fish stock .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pink stitch plushie

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