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Trawler or Harpoon?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What type of profile do you have?

Is yours designed for a large audience, or is it aimed at a smaller one?

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Harpoon.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury


"Harpoon. "

I'd like to say id rather fuck a whale than a sardine, but that analogy doesn't work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The kid in the rock pool with a bit of bacon on a line going after crabs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cupids arrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is aimed at the tiniest little fishies in all the big wide oceans.

Amazingly, we do seem to be using the correct bait

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My intentions were harpoon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Harpoon.

I'd like to say id rather fuck a whale than a sardine, but that analogy doesn't work."

It should have been angling or stickleback net on a stick.

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Oh god! My eyes/headache are worse than I thought!

I read this Op heading as ‘towel or tampon’! Not a debate I’ve seen on here before I must admit!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Neither it’s more a scarecrow- to frighten off the birds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Harpoon, until I see piles on offer and start trawling

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Ours is aimed at the tiniest little fishies in all the big wide oceans.

Amazingly, we do seem to be using the correct bait "

It’s the socks! Gets ‘em every time!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh god! My eyes/headache are worse than I thought!

I read this Op heading as ‘towel or tampon’! Not a debate I’ve seen on here before I must admit! "
Quick, whose got the harpoon? Moby Dicks just arrived!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The kid in the rock pool with a bit of bacon on a line going after crabs. "
A nice image.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Harpoon.

I'd like to say id rather fuck a whale than a sardine, but that analogy doesn't work."
Thats funny!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ours is aimed at the tiniest little fishies in all the big wide oceans.

Amazingly, we do seem to be using the correct bait "
I like the way you put that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was not expecting that question after reading the thread name....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither it’s more a scarecrow- to frighten off the birds"
Haha made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My intentions were harpoon.

"
A quiet chuckle of understanding goes out to you.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Some folk are more crab line and bucket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Neither it’s more a scarecrow- to frighten off the birds"

Mine has that effect too. Not what I wanted. Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


" Harpoon, until I see piles on offer and start trawling "
That's a good one!

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By *mokes n MirrorsCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth and Newcastle (sometimes)

Trawler, as our tastes are varied and you never know what strange things may fall out of the net. We throw back the ones outside our quota and keep the ones we think will look good on our plate. Unfortunately the ship is currently undergoing a refit and we're stuck in the docks but hope to be fishing again real soon.

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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"Ours is aimed at the tiniest little fishies in all the big wide oceans.

Amazingly, we do seem to be using the correct bait "

Here fishy fishy....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Trawler, as our tastes are varied and you never know what strange things may fall out of the net. We throw back the ones outside our quota and keep the ones we think will look good on our plate. Unfortunately the ship is currently undergoing a refit and we're stuck in the docks but hope to be fishing again real soon. "
Love that answer!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Or.

You know when thete is a seagull waiting to steal the first chip from your hand as it goes towards your mouth. It's so close you can smell it, almost taste it....

And the little cunt swoops in and has it 'cause they don't want you to have it before them. Then they sit on the lamppost squawking and bragging.

Fucking seagulls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Some folk are more crab line and bucket "
The lad above who mentioned the rock pool..the way that sweet image dropped into the thread was a thing of beauty!

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By *iss.HoneyWoman
over a year ago

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Oh and I'm not fishing or whaling. I've already landed the best catch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Some folk are more crab line and bucket The lad above who mentioned the rock pool..the way that sweet image dropped into the thread was a thing of beauty!"

Thanks, man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ours is aimed at the tiniest little fishies in all the big wide oceans.

Amazingly, we do seem to be using the correct bait

Here fishy fishy...."

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

There are a few who are more dredgers.

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

I’m more Hook Line and sinker!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick of dynamite in the lake here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only for one.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"What type of profile do you have?

Is yours designed for a large audience, or is it aimed at a smaller one?

"

I think mine is designed to attract a 3 legged tartan Swahili talking unicorn being rode by a nymphomaniac Swedish brewery owning billionaire hotty from the lack of response I get.

Mind you when she comes on fab she's all mine

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By *llaboutthewifeCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

We are quite selective and find ourselves throwing the majority back in the water. Gently of course... J

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"Only for one. "

Awe couldn’t have happened to a nicer person

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By *nabelle21Woman
over a year ago

B38


"What type of profile do you have?

Is yours designed for a large audience, or is it aimed at a smaller one?

I think mine is designed to attract a 3 legged tartan Swahili talking unicorn being rode by a nymphomaniac Swedish brewery owning billionaire hotty from the lack of response I get.

Mind you when she comes on fab she's all mine "

I don't know so much. I may just have to fight you for her

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

I'm thinking of trying sticks of TNT and/or putting an electric current through the water to stun them

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"What type of profile do you have?

Is yours designed for a large audience, or is it aimed at a smaller one?

I think mine is designed to attract a 3 legged tartan Swahili talking unicorn being rode by a nymphomaniac Swedish brewery owning billionaire hotty from the lack of response I get.

Mind you when she comes on fab she's all mine

I don't know so much. I may just have to fight you for her "

Jelly wrestle instead of fight ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is aimed at a very selective audience. However I may not be suitable for my target audience so I have effectively filtered everyone out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There are a few who are more dredgers. "
That sounds dangerous for all the Fab species!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only for one. "

Innit

Like an assassin with a lazer gun and a twatty goon for a target....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Stick of dynamite in the lake here "
Blow 'em out of the water! May work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is kinda open, I tried to exclude the cock waving any hole's a goal types but they don't read anyway.

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

My profile contains elements of sarcasm,irony , inappropriate gender confused images, and flouncing, and as such is suitable for viewing by nobody

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We are quite selective and find ourselves throwing the majority back in the water. Gently of course... J"
.. I like this humour!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only for one.

Innit

Like an assassin with a lazer gun and a twatty goon for a target.... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Only for one.

Awe couldn’t have happened to a nicer person"

Ah thanks we are very happy x

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts


"The kid in the rock pool with a bit of bacon on a line going after crabs. "

You came here to catch crabs???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The kid in the rock pool with a bit of bacon on a line going after crabs.

You came here to catch crabs???"
I guess that could be another way of looking at it! Very funny too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The kid in the rock pool with a bit of bacon on a line going after crabs.

You came here to catch crabs???I guess that could be another way of looking at it! Very funny too!"

Not so much if you do get them.

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By *ark ph0enixWoman
over a year ago

Teesside

Flyswatter

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Harpoons plural

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Harpoons plural "
Damn, your deadly!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The kid in the rock pool with a bit of bacon on a line going after crabs.

You came here to catch crabs???I guess that could be another way of looking at it! Very funny too!

Not so much if you do get them. "
But I still like that picture you painted!

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