FabSwingers.com forum: Trying to get pics durty messge or phone sex of women

By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

I can't meet and i feel horny and what to wank i don't want to amagen or watch porn i ask on here if there eny women that want to help me cum by sending me pics durtay messges or phone sexy but no replay and nuthing ?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

are you surprised?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do women have to gain from this wonderful situation? Nothing about that is a turn on for me whatsoever.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why can't you meet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Your status update says you can't shit. Have you tried laxatives ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone sex... very 1980s... like having a wank over the underwear section of the Gratons catalogue... rather unsatisfying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?"
Hes 29

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?"

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it. "

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused "

He is 29. He got the veri aged 25. He got his date of birth wrong when he joined !

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused "
his profile says 29 so hes obviously changed his age twice before.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Awwww come on he must be inundated with offers from horny wimminn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused

He is 29. He got the veri aged 25. He got his date of birth wrong when he joined ! "

But if the site thinks he was born in 99 it shouldn't have let him join.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused

He is 29. He got the veri aged 25. He got his date of birth wrong when he joined !

But if the site thinks he was born in 99 it shouldn't have let him join. "

You get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused his profile says 29 so hes obviously changed his age twice before."

Probably to get round filters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused

He is 29. He got the veri aged 25. He got his date of birth wrong when he joined !

But if the site thinks he was born in 99 it shouldn't have let him join.

You get it!"

I do!

He must've changed it from an older age to the one he has now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused "

I've always wondered how people ' type in the wrong age'

Do they have a momentary loss of consciousness, and wake up to find a letter to say they can now apply for a bus pass?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused

He is 29. He got the veri aged 25. He got his date of birth wrong when he joined !

But if the site thinks he was born in 99 it shouldn't have let him join.

You get it!

I do!

He must've changed it from an older age to the one he has now. "

I changed my age on Twitter to my actual age and it banned me because my actual age proved I joined before I was 13

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused

He is 29. He got the veri aged 25. He got his date of birth wrong when he joined !

But if the site thinks he was born in 99 it shouldn't have let him join. "
Hes obviously put the right age in when hes joined then changed it since my guess is to get round filters then csuse he had done it twice couldnt change it back

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

Yes i am lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Yes i am lol"

What are you ?

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

Sorry it dousent turn u on but sume people it douse have u every tryed it ?and are women not just the same as men sex drives and things thay like ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone sex lines?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol yeah right good luck with your quest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry it dousent turn u on but sume people it douse have u every tryed it ?and are women not just the same as men sex drives and things thay like ?"

Sex drives yes.

Things they like-we're all different. As are men.

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

I can't say on here can i tell you in privet messge i am 29 but i can't change my age ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say on here can i tell you in privet messge i am 29 but i can't change my age ??"

Tell who what?

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

What douse the imege meen ?lol

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Nothing would make me dried than the Sahara desert during a 40 year drought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What douse the imege meen ?lol "
you what?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

What image ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry it dousent turn u on but sume people it douse have u every tryed it ?and are women not just the same as men sex drives and things thay like ?"

Yes I’ve tried it.

I’m just asking what women would get out of your scenario, it seems to be all about you and I don’t think many women will like being a charity case.

Good luck though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't say on here can i tell you in privet messge i am 29 but i can't change my age ??"

Click reply+quote so we know who you’re chatting to

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

I ment to say i can't meet and thats shit lol but thanks for telling me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What image ?"

Im confused

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I ment to say i can't meet and thats shit lol but thanks for telling me "

Why can't you meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I ment to say i can't meet and thats shit lol but thanks for telling me

Why can't you meet? "

He’s confused the shit out of me

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

Am 29 i put it in the roung age but i can.t change it 1 /2 /1990

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am 29 i put it in the roung age but i can.t change it 1 /2 /1990 "

Noooooo!! Dont put your dob on here! Oh my Lordy!

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

I am 29 yeres old i tryed to change it but i put in the roung age my dob is 1/2/19 i put it on my page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your status update says you can't shit. Have you tried laxatives ?"

Might be IBS

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am 29 yeres old i tryed to change it but i put in the roung age my dob is 1/2/19 i put it on my page "
your 3 months of age?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am 29 yeres old i tryed to change it but i put in the roung age my dob is 1/2/19 i put it on my page "
you're 3 months old?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am 29 yeres old i tryed to change it but i put in the roung age my dob is 1/2/19 i put it on my page you're 3 months old?!

That explains alot

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I feel a headache coming on!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"I am 29 yeres old i tryed to change it but i put in the roung age my dob is 1/2/19 i put it on my page "

You were born 1st of February this year.....it's amazing you can type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel a headache coming on!"

I've already sliced off my own head with an angle grinder

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

my sons 29 this year so im guessing you where born in 1990 not 2019

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I feel a headache coming on!

I've already sliced off my own head with an angle grinder"

Any chance I can borrow it too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in stitches reading this thread!!

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By *ub_lad6Man
over a year ago

Basildon

Bloody hell is this guy for real??

Get a grip mate!!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"I feel a headache coming on!

I've already sliced off my own head with an angle grinder"

Impressive to be able to type whilst headless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wow bro.

Just wow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel a headache coming on!

I've already sliced off my own head with an angle grinder

Impressive to be able to type whilst headless"

I dont do my own posting.

I have people for that

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

Hi ok i am 29 yeres old if you want to no ask me please i just want to get to no people and have fun like every one elles and if you want i will send a pic just to show u am not liying about my age ?

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Consider most of us struggle with the message load burden just from people we may want to meet, as well as our friends, without extra effort of sending stuff to someone we will never meet and aren't potentially compatible with.

It's probably the wrong site to find many with spare time on their hands to send stuff to randoms Imo.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

The fact you're 29 and describe yourself as a "bad boy" says it all really.

I mean if I truly wanted disappointment I'd call my ex.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Hey OP. Just a heads up, you don't even have a snowballs chance in hell of getting dirty chat/pic swaps from women on here you don't know. Have a wank watching porn or using your imagination, and spend your time on here getting to know people a bit better. Good luck

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Hi ok i am 29 yeres old if you want to no ask me please i just want to get to no people and have fun like every one elles and if you want i will send a pic just to show u am not liying about my age ? "
welcome to the forums. I dont think you will have great success with what your looking for its not generally what most women are looking for but you might be lucky. If you want to get to know people hang around the forums and join in on threads and just have a laugh

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused

He is 29. He got the veri aged 25. He got his date of birth wrong when he joined !

But if the site thinks he was born in 99 it shouldn't have let him join.

You get it!

I do!

He must've changed it from an older age to the one he has now.

I changed my age on Twitter to my actual age and it banned me because my actual age proved I joined before I was 13

"
what do u want to no ?and did u lol

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"what do u want to no ? "

We want to know why you can't meet

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

"Why can't you meet ?"
can i say to u in a privet messge ?

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By *indy400TV/TS
over a year ago

Im free darling

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

"Hey OP. Just a heads up, you don't even have a snowballs chance in hell of getting dirty chat/pic swaps from women on here you don't know. Have a wank watching porn or using your imagination, and spend your time on here getting to know people a bit better. Good luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't you meet ? can i say to u in a privet messge ?"

Dont be messing with that privet stuff. Its poisionous, you know?

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Why can't you meet ? can i say to u in a privet messge ?

Dont be messing with that privet stuff. Its poisionous, you know?"

Hedging his bets or beating about the bush ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Welcome to the forum, OP.

Good luck.

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

[Removed by poster at 19/05/19 01:04:40]

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By *icetouch83Man
over a year ago

swansea

"Why can't you meet ? can i say to u in a privet messge ?

Dont be messing with that privet stuff. Its poisionous, you know?

Hedging his bets or beating about the bush ?"

He wishes he was beating around the bush

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why can't you meet ? can i say to u in a privet messge ?

Dont be messing with that privet stuff. Its poisionous, you know?

Hedging his bets or beating about the bush ?"

Chopping it into the shape of a cockerel

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Chopping it into the shape of a cockerel"

He's got a big green cock ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopping it into the shape of a cockerel

He's got a big green cock ?"

Actually, its box that people chop into cockerel shapes.

But I'm rambling now...

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By *uckerfuckerMan
over a year ago

Bexley

Poor sod is getting ruined on here .... will one of you ladies call him and put the lad out of his misery?!

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Poor sod is getting ruined on here .... will one of you ladies call him and put the lad out of his misery?!

Cindy400 offered to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Poor sod is getting ruined on here .... will one of you ladies call him and put the lad out of his misery?!

Ironic really. Its usually the ladies that are getting ruined around here

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By *uckerfuckerMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Poor sod is getting ruined on here .... will one of you ladies call him and put the lad out of his misery?!

Cindy400 offered to"

It wouldn’t have been a long call

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pisstake right?

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By *uckerfuckerMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Poor sod is getting ruined on here .... will one of you ladies call him and put the lad out of his misery?!

Ironic really. Its usually the ladies that are getting ruined around here"

Chance would be a fine thing

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

[Removed by poster at 19/05/19 01:27:43]

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Can you messge me privetlay if you want to no ?"

Press reply + quote so we know who you are talking to

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

"Can you messge me privetlay if you want to no ?

Press reply + quote so we know who you are talking to"
is that better ?i want to talk to u privetlay if thats ok

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

"Can you messge me privetlay if you want to no ?

Press reply + quote so we know who you are talking to"

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Chopping it into the shape of a cockerel

He's got a big green cock ?

Actually, its box that people chop into cockerel shapes.

But I'm rambling now..."

It doesn't have to be cockerel shaped. I saw a lovely one like a peacock once.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopping it into the shape of a cockerel

He's got a big green cock ?

Actually, its box that people chop into cockerel shapes.

But I'm rambling now...

It doesn't have to be cockerel shaped. I saw a lovely one like a peacock once."

Was it displaying?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Chopping it into the shape of a cockerel

He's got a big green cock ?

Actually, its box that people chop into cockerel shapes.

But I'm rambling now...

It doesn't have to be cockerel shaped. I saw a lovely one like a peacock once.

Was it displaying?"

No it was peeing. From it's cock...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chopping it into the shape of a cockerel

He's got a big green cock ?

Actually, its box that people chop into cockerel shapes.

But I'm rambling now...

It doesn't have to be cockerel shaped. I saw a lovely one like a peacock once.

Was it displaying?

No it was peeing. From it's cock..."

You've been spending weekends at stately homes again, haven't you? What have I told you about that?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Chopping it into the shape of a cockerel

He's got a big green cock ?

Actually, its box that people chop into cockerel shapes.

But I'm rambling now...

It doesn't have to be cockerel shaped. I saw a lovely one like a peacock once.

Was it displaying?

No it was peeing. From it's cock...

You've been spending weekends at stately homes again, haven't you? What have I told you about that?"

"Be careful of the big staircase, the bannister might look tempting but there's a big lump when you get to the bottom"

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

When pigs fly, a snowballs chance, when hell freezes over...ummm nope

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

Is this sally am replying to ?if it is i can't reply to you bc the age ?can i ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't meet and i feel horny and what to wank i don't want to amagen or watch porn i ask on here if there eny women that want to help me cum by sending me pics durtay messges or phone sexy but no replay and nuthing ? "

You are soo fucking DURTAY!

Join the club man, I haven't had a W since being here.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Welcome to the forums and good luck OP.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shouldn't laugh but....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shouldn't laugh but....

"
you should i did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shouldn't laugh but....

you should i did"

Bloody crying reading the thread!

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By *astyEricMan
over a year ago

Hull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I shouldn't laugh but....

you should i did

Bloody crying reading the thread! "
its a goody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread makes sad reading.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm reminded of a Jeremy Kyle show reading the comments on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think you will get much interest from what you are looking for on here OP, but hope everything goes well for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got headache reading the thread lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This has been a great morning read, good luck op I hope you get what you want.

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

No.

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Oh that's hilarious hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck, OP.

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"Good luck, OP. "

Have a good night ? Did you turn bi yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck, OP.

Have a good night ? Did you turn bi yet

Yes. And nope.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Dear Lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dear Lord

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i hear your prayer

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"This thread makes sad reading."

Indeed. It's perfectly clear that either English is not the OPs first language or that he may be dyslexic. Please accept my apologies if I am wrong OP.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

"I'm reminded of a Jeremy Kyle show reading the comments on here."

My thoughts too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try cock farts op they love it

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Well, it's given me a giggle.

I was feeling glum til I read this thread

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

How's this working out for you op?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Maybe a few helpful tips for op instead of sneering at him

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Maybe a few helpful tips for op instead of sneering at him

I think this thread is a lesson in itself.

The OP hasn't asked for advice so we're not at liberty to give it, however, I would recommend a good spell checker ap, a few porn sites or maybe googling a couple of phone sex lines.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Yes of course. I will P.M. you my number and you can reverse call so that I can pay for the pleasure. xxxx

Thanks for the opportunity x

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Maybe a few helpful tips for op instead of sneering at him

Or you could do the advice and save your eyeballs a roll.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Maybe a few helpful tips for op instead of sneering at him

Or you could do the advice and save your eyeballs a roll. "
I have but privately and you never eyeroll do you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's arsed?

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By *hewifeandiCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

My question is why not just watch some porn ?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"Maybe a few helpful tips for op instead of sneering at him

Or you could do the advice and save your eyeballs a roll. I have but privately and you never eyeroll do you "

No I don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surprised there isnt a massive q of women lining up for u!!!!

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

Ye god's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I feel so crap for this guy who just wanted some advice. What if the OP has dyslexia or a learning difficulty and you're all mocking him? It's not very nice!

OP I would suggest that you keep on trying. You're not the only one struggling for a response and I'm sure you'll meet with somebody at some stage. Maybe try a different website, some chat rooms or porn websites with live cams or a different approach in your messages. Good luck!

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"I feel so crap for this guy who just wanted some advice. What if the OP has dyslexia or a learning difficulty and you're all mocking him? It's not very nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel so crap for this guy who just wanted some advice. What if the OP has dyslexia or a learning difficulty and you're all mocking him? It's not very nice!

Jeremy Kyle audiences love to mock.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I feel so crap for this guy who just wanted some advice. What if the OP has dyslexia or a learning difficulty and you're all mocking him? It's not very nice!

Not everyone mocked him, I tried to give him actual advice! But aye, not a very nice thread.

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By *uckerfuckerMan
over a year ago

Bexley

"Yes of course. I will P.M. you my number and you can reverse call so that I can pay for the pleasure. xxxx

Thanks for the opportunity x "

??????

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By *orraine999Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere

[Removed by poster at 19/05/19 13:18:19]

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"I feel so crap for this guy who just wanted some advice. What if the OP has dyslexia or a learning difficulty and you're all mocking him? It's not very nice!

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Phone sex... very 1980s... like having a wank over the underwear section of the Gratons catalogue... rather unsatisfying "

Kay's...

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused

I've always wondered how people ' type in the wrong age'

Do they have a momentary loss of consciousness, and wake up to find a letter to say they can now apply for a bus pass?"

I forgot how old I was somewhere in my mid thirties, thout it was my 36th but I was 2years early

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel so crap for this guy who just wanted some advice. What if the OP has dyslexia or a learning difficulty and you're all mocking him? It's not very nice!

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By *exyMechanic1988 OP Man
over a year ago

Bellshill

If you want to no why ?people have to lower there age search please it said am 20 but am older am 29 yeres old and i can't replay to people to answer there question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We guessed why you changed your age.

So you could contact people looking for guys younger than you are.

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

"If you want to no why ?people have to lower there age search please it said am 20 but am older am 29 yeres old and i can't replay to people to answer there question "

Dear oh dear, and it continues...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ppl are funny creatures ain't they...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ppl are funny creatures ain't they... "

Yup

Some go as far as to lie about their age

We must feel sorry for them though

Until its us that are on the receiving end of their lies, of course

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Some also self proclaim themselves as a 'badboy'

Mocking warranted IMO

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Why can't the OP use the chatrooms on here like everyone else

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you want to no why ?people have to lower there age search please it said am 20 but am older am 29 yeres old and i can't replay to people to answer there question "
if someone pms you a question you can reply no matter the block so i dont get it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your status update says you can't shit. Have you tried laxatives ?"

PMSL.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Ppl are funny creatures ain't they...

Yup

Some go as far as to lie about their age

We must feel sorry for them though

Until its us that are on the receiving end of their lies, of course"

Yep. If this message appeared in anyone's inbox then the sender would receive block, delete and a fair few pieces of mind but as its in the forums then it's different?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your status update says you can't shit. Have you tried laxatives ?

PMSL."

Are you laughing because you want to fuck the woman who said that? It's not funny.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"If you want to no why ?people have to lower there age search please it said am 20 but am older am 29 yeres old and i can't replay to people to answer there question "

You don't need to reply via pm OP. Just use the reply and quote button and reply here.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Why can't the OP use the chatrooms on here like everyone else"

Maybe he doesn't want to

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By *he Devils Daughter!Woman
over a year ago

some where in yorkshire

Is this thread still going

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Some really unhelpful comments on this thread, it comes across like the modern day equivalent of bear baiting tbh. Some people on here should be ashamed of themselves, no need to ridicule the OP at all. I'm sure you wouldn't put up with your friends or family being treated like this, so why do it to someone else?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your status update says you can't shit. Have you tried laxatives ?

PMSL.

Are you laughing because you want to fuck the woman who said that? It's not funny."

(this one's taken, you're safe)

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

Goodness this is the weirdest but yet funniest thread I’ve read. Just about sums up Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Goodness this is the weirdest but yet funniest thread I’ve read. Just about sums up Fab."

Doesnt it just!

Fab logic is a real thing alright!

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire

I gave you advice privately op based on your circumstances and wanting phone sex from women, this isn't going to end well.

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

"Some really unhelpful comments on this thread, it comes across like the modern day equivalent of bear baiting tbh. Some people on here should be ashamed of themselves, no need to ridicule the OP at all. I'm sure you wouldn't put up with your friends or family being treated like this, so why do it to someone else? "

Frankly, if one of my friends posted this then I would quite happily say exactly what I said on this thread.

I don't think the attitude of lying or treating people as pieces of meat for self gratification is a positive outlook but then I guess I'm funny like that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly, if one of my friends posted this then I would quite happily say exactly what I said on this thread.

I don't think the attitude of lying or treating people as pieces of meat for self gratification is a positive outlook but then I guess I'm funny like that. "

Do you have phone sex and send dirty pics to women?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are just rude mate...what we going to do hey

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By *ea monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester (he/him)

Frankly, if one of my friends posted this then I would quite happily say exactly what I said on this thread.

I don't think the attitude of lying or treating people as pieces of meat for self gratification is a positive outlook but then I guess I'm funny like that.

Do you have phone sex and send dirty pics to women?"

Not with women, with a woman.

Not with random people who I don't care who they are or what they get out of it either. Infact Ive only ever done that with people who specifically wanted it with me after there was a connection.

You're attempted implication that it's the same thing is rather ridiculous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wait how are you 20 with verifications that are four years old?

He is 29 but typed in wrong age and apparently can't change it.

But then that means when he joined he was 16?

Unless he put the wrong age in twice?

I’m so confused his profile says 29 so hes obviously changed his age twice before."

Yeh...guys would change their DOBs to get past women's age limits so fab changed it a few years ago (rightly so) that you can't be limbering under no 24-68 or whatever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If its consensual from both people taking part in phone sex or sending naked photos, I don't think it's treating people like pieces of meat.

I've tried it in the past and I got bored of it, so it doesn't float my boat, prefer the real thing but I know a lot of people who enjoy it, so each to their own I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Frankly, if one of my friends posted this then I would quite happily say exactly what I said on this thread.

I don't think the attitude of lying or treating people as pieces of meat for self gratification is a positive outlook but then I guess I'm funny like that.

Do you have phone sex and send dirty pics to women?

Not with women, with a woman.

Not with random people who I don't care who they are or what they get out of it either. Infact Ive only ever done that with people who specifically wanted it with me after there was a connection.

You're attempted implication that it's the same thing is rather ridiculous. "

Really? So you think that there won't be a woman on here who might consider what he's asking?

Or any woman ever has not done that?

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

Learning how to spell may help a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Learning how to spell may help a bit

Why? Most people are open minded enough to understand there is a whole host of reasons someone can't spell.

Making comments on something that can't be changed and is possibly a touchy subject says more about the writer than the person they're goading.

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

"Learning how to spell may help a bit

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maybe it looks correct to him

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

"Learning how to spell may help a bit

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This really needs to stop. Its the only thing that pisses me off on the forums people being picked up on their spelling. It really does need to stopp

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

The spelling is not being mocked . On the whole it's the way the OP expects ladies to send him naked photos of have phone sex and send rude messages for his own gratification that is a bit of a weird request.

Surely there is the chat rooms to try or looking at the ladies photo on hotlists pics.

It's the Ops muddled age, verifications from when he was apparently 16, and the strange expectations that are getting the attention in the main.

We are all aware that some folk don't have English as a first language or have dyslexia....so spelling issues are understandable.

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By *ovingittwoCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"The spelling is not being mocked . On the whole it's the way the OP expects ladies to send him naked photos of have phone sex and send rude messages for his own gratification that is a bit of a weird request.

Surely there is the chat rooms to try or looking at the ladies photo on hotlists pics.

It's the Ops muddled age, verifications from when he was apparently 16, and the strange expectations that are getting the attention in the main.

We are all aware that some folk don't have English as a first language or have dyslexia....so spelling issues are understandable. "

Thank you, I mentioned the spelling because it's the least ridiculous thing about this post ,forgetting that the thought police are always lurking about on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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over a year ago

Surely there is the chat rooms to try or looking at the ladies photo on hotlists pics.

It's the Ops muddled age, verifications from when he was apparently 16, and the strange expectations that are getting the attention in the main.

We are all aware that some folk don't have English as a first language or have dyslexia....so spelling issues are understandable. "

Why not just leave him to get on with it? Do you and the rest of the vultures on here get some kind of kick out of ripping people apart, who have different needs to you? Why do you feel the need to get stick in to people on here?

Is your life lacking in some way that you pick on people on a sex site who want some excitement in their lives?

You're all very sad people.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Surely there is the chat rooms to try or looking at the ladies photo on hotlists pics.

It's the Ops muddled age, verifications from when he was apparently 16, and the strange expectations that are getting the attention in the main.

We are all aware that some folk don't have English as a first language or have dyslexia....so spelling issues are understandable. "

It's a public forum...people are allowed to share an opinion.

Agree the comments mocking spelling and grammar aren't nice, but that wasn't what made the post so ridiculous.

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over a year ago

Surely there is the chat rooms to try or looking at the ladies photo on hotlists pics.

It's the Ops muddled age, verifications from when he was apparently 16, and the strange expectations that are getting the attention in the main.

We are all aware that some folk don't have English as a first language or have dyslexia....so spelling issues are understandable.

It's a public forum...people are allowed to share an opinion.

Agree the comments mocking spelling and grammar aren't nice, but that wasn't what made the post so ridiculous.

What makes this ridiculous are the people mocking him for having a "preference" and being petty about his age. These kinds of threads show people in their ugliest light.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Surely there is the chat rooms to try or looking at the ladies photo on hotlists pics.

It's the Ops muddled age, verifications from when he was apparently 16, and the strange expectations that are getting the attention in the main.

We are all aware that some folk don't have English as a first language or have dyslexia....so spelling issues are understandable.

It's a public forum...people are allowed to share an opinion.

Agree the comments mocking spelling and grammar aren't nice, but that wasn't what made the post so ridiculous.

What makes this ridiculous are the people mocking him for having a "preference" and being petty about his age. These kinds of threads show people in their ugliest light."

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