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Goodbye old friend, I will miss you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's a sad day today, but I have to move on I guess. We have been together for the last 2 years since I moved into our new flat together. She has been with me through thick and thin. She has seen good times with and bad times. Somethings are only meant to be for a brief period, and this is the case this time. So, with heavy heart I am getting rid of my bed today. Friends have said I should donate her to a Swingers Museum, others have said CSI Devon would be interested, others have said she is a king size sperm bank... all I know is there have been many people off here that have shared her as much as I have! Goodbye old friend, you have served me well!

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By *stwoforfun2Couple
over a year ago

South Suffolk Area

Lol, got me there :}. Thought I was gonna read about a lost pet or something, classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-.-

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Glad you managed to get rid of your old one.... I've had a full metal bedstead sitting in the shed for nearly two years... the fecker won't leave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a steel-framed bed that has travelled with me from my parents house to my first marital home, to my own house, then to my flat, and now it's up here in my second marital home. I've had that bed longer than I've had my two wives combined, and, in a toss up, the bed leaves last!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a sad day today, but I have to move on I guess. We have been together for the last 2 years since I moved into our new flat together. She has been with me through thick and thin. She has seen good times with and bad times. Somethings are only meant to be for a brief period, and this is the case this time. So, with heavy heart I am getting rid of my bed today. Friends have said I should donate her to a Swingers Museum, others have said CSI Devon would be interested, others have said she is a king size sperm bank... all I know is there have been many people off here that have shared her as much as I have! Goodbye old friend, you have served me well! "

A bed should last more than 2 years! I hate to think what you have done above the norm to wear it out so quickly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a sad day today, but I have to move on I guess. We have been together for the last 2 years since I moved into our new flat together. She has been with me through thick and thin. She has seen good times with and bad times. Somethings are only meant to be for a brief period, and this is the case this time. So, with heavy heart I am getting rid of my bed today. Friends have said I should donate her to a Swingers Museum, others have said CSI Devon would be interested, others have said she is a king size sperm bank... all I know is there have been many people off here that have shared her as much as I have! Goodbye old friend, you have served me well!

A bed should last more than 2 years! I hate to think what you have done above the norm to wear it out so quickly. "

She has had a bit of mileage, as you can see from my profile pics! lol. I am moving, so that is why she has to go. Donating her through Freecycle, so hope the new owner has as much fun as me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a sad day today, but I have to move on I guess. We have been together for the last 2 years since I moved into our new flat together. She has been with me through thick and thin. She has seen good times with and bad times. Somethings are only meant to be for a brief period, and this is the case this time. So, with heavy heart I am getting rid of my bed today. Friends have said I should donate her to a Swingers Museum, others have said CSI Devon would be interested, others have said she is a king size sperm bank... all I know is there have been many people off here that have shared her as much as I have! Goodbye old friend, you have served me well!

A bed should last more than 2 years! I hate to think what you have done above the norm to wear it out so quickly.

She has had a bit of mileage, as you can see from my profile pics! lol. I am moving, so that is why she has to go. Donating her through Freecycle, so hope the new owner has as much fun as me! "

With the way fate is the bed will end up in a nunnery being slept on by the virginal for the rest of its life.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a sad day today, but I have to move on I guess. We have been together for the last 2 years since I moved into our new flat together. She has been with me through thick and thin. She has seen good times with and bad times. Somethings are only meant to be for a brief period, and this is the case this time. So, with heavy heart I am getting rid of my bed today. Friends have said I should donate her to a Swingers Museum, others have said CSI Devon would be interested, others have said she is a king size sperm bank... all I know is there have been many people off here that have shared her as much as I have! Goodbye old friend, you have served me well!

A bed should last more than 2 years! I hate to think what you have done above the norm to wear it out so quickly.

She has had a bit of mileage, as you can see from my profile pics! lol. I am moving, so that is why she has to go. Donating her through Freecycle, so hope the new owner has as much fun as me!

With the way fate is the bed will end up in a nunnery being slept on by the virginal for the rest of its life. "

LOL. Could be worse, could go to a monastry and only be used by priests and choir boys

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I had a beautiful bed, it was an antique and mahogony with headboard and footboard and all wooden surroundings, it came from my grandmas grandma and all it ever had was new matress's through the years. First night i was with my ex boyfriend i bloody smashed it. Stuck to normal beds ever since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a sad day today, but I have to move on I guess. We have been together for the last 2 years since I moved into our new flat together. She has been with me through thick and thin. She has seen good times with and bad times. Somethings are only meant to be for a brief period, and this is the case this time. So, with heavy heart I am getting rid of my bed today. Friends have said I should donate her to a Swingers Museum, others have said CSI Devon would be interested, others have said she is a king size sperm bank... all I know is there have been many people off here that have shared her as much as I have! Goodbye old friend, you have served me well!

A bed should last more than 2 years! I hate to think what you have done above the norm to wear it out so quickly. "

Had to get a bed within a year. Emmmmm it broke

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a sad day today, but I have to move on I guess. We have been together for the last 2 years since I moved into our new flat together. She has been with me through thick and thin. She has seen good times with and bad times. Somethings are only meant to be for a brief period, and this is the case this time. So, with heavy heart I am getting rid of my bed today. Friends have said I should donate her to a Swingers Museum, others have said CSI Devon would be interested, others have said she is a king size sperm bank... all I know is there have been many people off here that have shared her as much as I have! Goodbye old friend, you have served me well!

A bed should last more than 2 years! I hate to think what you have done above the norm to wear it out so quickly.

Had to get a bed within a year. Emmmmm it broke "

sounds like you need a bedframe made from scaffold poles!

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By *edhotminxWoman
over a year ago

Turn left at the Singing Ringing Tree

Oh that's it .... everyone else got to play on the bed except me, I just got the sofa and carpet. Do I get first refusal on them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think I'm gonna have to burn mine in the middle of night, I could never put it out for collection... it's far too flood damaged

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It's a sad day today, but I have to move on I guess. We have been together for the last 2 years since I moved into our new flat together. She has been with me through thick and thin. She has seen good times with and bad times. Somethings are only meant to be for a brief period, and this is the case this time. So, with heavy heart I am getting rid of my bed today. Friends have said I should donate her to a Swingers Museum, others have said CSI Devon would be interested, others have said she is a king size sperm bank... all I know is there have been many people off here that have shared her as much as I have! Goodbye old friend, you have served me well!

A bed should last more than 2 years! I hate to think what you have done above the norm to wear it out so quickly.

Had to get a bed within a year. Emmmmm it broke

sounds like you need a bedframe made from scaffold poles!"

that'd make a wicked frame if you could get it welded!

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think I'm gonna have to burn mine in the middle of night, I could never put it out for collection... it's far too flood damaged

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tena men will stop that problem

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


"Think I'm gonna have to burn mine in the middle of night, I could never put it out for collection... it's far too flood damaged

tena men will stop that problem "

ah not the only one with involuntary dribble - cheers for the tip

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oh that's it .... everyone else got to play on the bed except me, I just got the sofa and carpet. Do I get first refusal on them? "

yeah but you got the open fire. you can't have it all. Jen never got into the front room till the third meet, so you are privileged xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Think I'm gonna have to burn mine in the middle of night, I could never put it out for collection... it's far too flood damaged

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a shower curtain sorts that!

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire


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a shower curtain sorts that! "

it serpently does!

what can you say... a swingers bed is a beast of burden

Wolf

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


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a shower curtain sorts that!

it serpently does!

what can you say... a swingers bed is a beast of burden

Wolf

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lol. maybe next time i buy one i should explain to the salesman what it will be subjected to.

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