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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Saturday night has landed!

I'm officially opening the bar and pouring myself a cocktail! (It's 6pm here, don't you judge me!)

So pull up a stool, what can I get you?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A dark fruit cider please bar lady x

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Saturday night has landed!

I'm officially opening the bar and pouring myself a cocktail! (It's 6pm here, don't you judge me!)

So pull up a stool, what can I get you? "

Vodka and sweetie. How's your day been xx

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Espresso Martini please Eileen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A dark fruit cider please bar lady x"

Of course good sir!

Glass and ice?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sailor Jerry’s rum with ginger ale and a slice of lime please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saturday night has landed!

I'm officially opening the bar and pouring myself a cocktail! (It's 6pm here, don't you judge me!)

So pull up a stool, what can I get you?

Vodka and sweetie. How's your day been xx"

Coming up! It's been rather lovely thanks! Sun has shone all day, went for a gorgeous walk with the pooch, showered and now chilling with a beverage

How was yours?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Espresso Martini please Eileen "

Ooooohhhh good choice!

I'll make it a double!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Saturday night has landed!

I'm officially opening the bar and pouring myself a cocktail! (It's 6pm here, don't you judge me!)

So pull up a stool, what can I get you? "

A JD and in a tall glass and lots of ice please landlady. I ll have it when i finish work x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sailor Jerry’s rum with ginger ale and a slice of lime please "

Another wise choice!

Double?

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Espresso Martini please Eileen

Ooooohhhh good choice!

I'll make it a double! "

Can you sing me another song too please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sailor Jerry’s rum with ginger ale and a slice of lime please

Another wise choice!

Double? "

Ooooooo go on then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saturday night has landed!

I'm officially opening the bar and pouring myself a cocktail! (It's 6pm here, don't you judge me!)

So pull up a stool, what can I get you?

A JD and in a tall glass and lots of ice please landlady. I ll have it when i finish work x"

It'll be waiting for you!

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Hey gorgeous.. Hope you've had a lovely day!!!

Please could I have an Orange Gin with Mediterranean tonic water and lots of ice.

Mwah... Xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have an urge to sample a Mojito or ten

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Espresso Martini please Eileen

Ooooohhhh good choice!

I'll make it a double!

Can you sing me another song too please? "

I can! Do you have a request?

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

Sadly I'm at work now will 12.30am.

Having said that if the bar is still open after I finish you could order me and My Girl a taxi to the bar. A few drinks would be just what the doctor ordered.

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Saturday night has landed!

I'm officially opening the bar and pouring myself a cocktail! (It's 6pm here, don't you judge me!)

So pull up a stool, what can I get you?

Vodka and sweetie. How's your day been xx

Coming up! It's been rather lovely thanks! Sun has shone all day, went for a gorgeous walk with the pooch, showered and now chilling with a beverage

How was yours? "

I've had a funny day as usual. What do have you got xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tequila please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey gorgeous.. Hope you've had a lovely day!!!

Please could I have an Orange Gin with Mediterranean tonic water and lots of ice.

Mwah... Xxx"

It's been a lovely chilled day thanks sweetie! How was yours?

You certainly can! I think I'll have the same! That sounds delish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nice sexy lady please

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Espresso Martini please Eileen

Ooooohhhh good choice!

I'll make it a double!

Can you sing me another song too please?

I can! Do you have a request?"

Young & Beautiful - Lana Del Rey

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"A dark fruit cider please bar lady x

Of course good sir!

Glass and ice? "

Yes please, that’s just how I like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A nice sexy lady please "
Bonus points if she's kinky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have an urge to sample a Mojito or ten "

I'll keep 'em coming then

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sadly I'm at work now will 12.30am.

Having said that if the bar is still open after I finish you could order me and My Girl a taxi to the bar. A few drinks would be just what the doctor ordered."

Of course! We'll see you later!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saturday night has landed!

I'm officially opening the bar and pouring myself a cocktail! (It's 6pm here, don't you judge me!)

So pull up a stool, what can I get you?

Vodka and sweetie. How's your day been xx

Coming up! It's been rather lovely thanks! Sun has shone all day, went for a gorgeous walk with the pooch, showered and now chilling with a beverage

How was yours?

I've had a funny day as usual. What do have you got xx"

She's a beautiful Lab, Honey. She's my parent's really...but I love her more!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gerard Butler , Ruby Rose , Henry Cavil and Nigella Lawson

Together

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tequila please "

Salt and lime?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice sexy lady please "

There are plenty in tonight

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Saturday night has landed!

I'm officially opening the bar and pouring myself a cocktail! (It's 6pm here, don't you judge me!)

So pull up a stool, what can I get you?

Vodka and sweetie. How's your day been xx

Coming up! It's been rather lovely thanks! Sun has shone all day, went for a gorgeous walk with the pooch, showered and now chilling with a beverage

How was yours?

I've had a funny day as usual. What do have you got xx

She's a beautiful Lab, Honey. She's my parent's really...but I love her more! "

Aw lab's are the cutest xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Espresso Martini please Eileen

Ooooohhhh good choice!

I'll make it a double!

Can you sing me another song too please?

I can! Do you have a request?

Young & Beautiful - Lana Del Rey "

Oh I love that one! Another good choice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A dark fruit cider please bar lady x

Of course good sir!

Glass and ice?

Yes please, that’s just how I like it "

I get that a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gerard Butler , Ruby Rose , Henry Cavil and Nigella Lawson

Together "

A lady with cracking taste! I like it!

I've made a call...they'll be in the back room after 8...drink while you wait?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saturday night has landed!

I'm officially opening the bar and pouring myself a cocktail! (It's 6pm here, don't you judge me!)

So pull up a stool, what can I get you?

Vodka and sweetie. How's your day been xx

Coming up! It's been rather lovely thanks! Sun has shone all day, went for a gorgeous walk with the pooch, showered and now chilling with a beverage

How was yours?

I've had a funny day as usual. What do have you got xx

She's a beautiful Lab, Honey. She's my parent's really...but I love her more!

Aw lab's are the cutest xx"

She is wonderful!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Gerard Butler , Ruby Rose , Henry Cavil and Nigella Lawson

Together

A lady with cracking taste! I like it!

I've made a call...they'll be in the back room after 8...drink while you wait? "

Fucks sake - don’t promise the earth as I’ll end up with Steptoe

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"A dark fruit cider please bar lady x

Of course good sir!

Glass and ice?

Yes please, that’s just how I like it

I get that a lot "

I’ll have another one please, and whatever your having

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Gerard Butler , Ruby Rose , Henry Cavil and Nigella Lawson

Together

A lady with cracking taste! I like it!

I've made a call...they'll be in the back room after 8...drink while you wait? "

D'ya think you could give Jodie Comer a call too for me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gerard Butler , Ruby Rose , Henry Cavil and Nigella Lawson

Together

A lady with cracking taste! I like it!

I've made a call...they'll be in the back room after 8...drink while you wait?

Fucks sake - don’t promise the earth as I’ll end up with Steptoe "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A dark fruit cider please bar lady x

Of course good sir!

Glass and ice?

Yes please, that’s just how I like it

I get that a lot

I’ll have another one please, and whatever your having "

Ooooohhhh I'll have a cherry martini! Thanks muchly!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Evening OP

Could i have a nice gin and fevertree tonic please....

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By *nowwhitexxx1Woman
over a year ago

Hull


"Hey gorgeous.. Hope you've had a lovely day!!!

Please could I have an Orange Gin with Mediterranean tonic water and lots of ice.

Mwah... Xxx

It's been a lovely chilled day thanks sweetie! How was yours?

You certainly can! I think I'll have the same! That sounds delish! "

It really is yummy... I will be pouring one shortly... I've had a good day nothing exciting... Just debating on doing an hours work before relaxing.. Have a great evening xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Gerard Butler , Ruby Rose , Henry Cavil and Nigella Lawson

Together

A lady with cracking taste! I like it!

I've made a call...they'll be in the back room after 8...drink while you wait?

D'ya think you could give Jodie Comer a call too for me?"

I'm on it!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Evening OP

Could i have a nice gin and fevertree tonic please.... "

Evening lovely!

You surely can! Good day?

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"Gerard Butler , Ruby Rose , Henry Cavil and Nigella Lawson

Together

A lady with cracking taste! I like it!

I've made a call...they'll be in the back room after 8...drink while you wait?

Fucks sake - don’t promise the earth as I’ll end up with Steptoe "

You’ve already been with him once today!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hey gorgeous.. Hope you've had a lovely day!!!

Please could I have an Orange Gin with Mediterranean tonic water and lots of ice.

Mwah... Xxx

It's been a lovely chilled day thanks sweetie! How was yours?

You certainly can! I think I'll have the same! That sounds delish!

It really is yummy... I will be pouring one shortly... I've had a good day nothing exciting... Just debating on doing an hours work before relaxing.. Have a great evening xx"

It sounds devine!

Relaxing sounds like a grand idea! Enjoy beaut!

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By *carlet_woman_xxWoman
over a year ago

somewhere


"Saturday night has landed!

I'm officially opening the bar and pouring myself a cocktail! (It's 6pm here, don't you judge me!)

So pull up a stool, what can I get you?

Vodka and sweetie. How's your day been xx

Coming up! It's been rather lovely thanks! Sun has shone all day, went for a gorgeous walk with the pooch, showered and now chilling with a beverage

How was yours?

I've had a funny day as usual. What do have you got xx

She's a beautiful Lab, Honey. She's my parent's really...but I love her more!

Aw lab's are the cutest xx

She is wonderful! "

Hope you have a beautiful night hun. I'm off out now xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Saturday night has landed!

I'm officially opening the bar and pouring myself a cocktail! (It's 6pm here, don't you judge me!)

So pull up a stool, what can I get you?

Vodka and sweetie. How's your day been xx

Coming up! It's been rather lovely thanks! Sun has shone all day, went for a gorgeous walk with the pooch, showered and now chilling with a beverage

How was yours?

I've had a funny day as usual. What do have you got xx

She's a beautiful Lab, Honey. She's my parent's really...but I love her more!

Aw lab's are the cutest xx

She is wonderful!

Hope you have a beautiful night hun. I'm off out now xx"

Thank you! Have fun lovely!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Sadly I'm at work now will 12.30am.

Having said that if the bar is still open after I finish you could order me and My Girl a taxi to the bar. A few drinks would be just what the doctor ordered.

Of course! We'll see you later! "

We look forward to. Let's hope you have plenty of Sailor Jerry in (if you don't we're not too fussy, just make us something cold and nice).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sadly I'm at work now will 12.30am.

Having said that if the bar is still open after I finish you could order me and My Girl a taxi to the bar. A few drinks would be just what the doctor ordered.

Of course! We'll see you later!

We look forward to. Let's hope you have plenty of Sailor Jerry in (if you don't we're not too fussy, just make us something cold and nice)."

I ALWAYS have spiced rum!

I'll save you a table!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sailor Jerry’s rum with ginger ale and a slice of lime please

Another wise choice!

Double?

Ooooooo go on then "

Oooooo please may I have one of these too, it's my fave

Have one for yourself too Ms Dover!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sailor Jerry’s rum with ginger ale and a slice of lime please

Another wise choice!

Double?

Ooooooo go on then

Oooooo please may I have one of these too, it's my fave

Have one for yourself too Ms Dover! "

You certainly may!

Thank you kindly!

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry


"Sadly I'm at work now will 12.30am.

Having said that if the bar is still open after I finish you could order me and My Girl a taxi to the bar. A few drinks would be just what the doctor ordered.

Of course! We'll see you later!

We look forward to. Let's hope you have plenty of Sailor Jerry in (if you don't we're not too fussy, just make us something cold and nice).

I ALWAYS have spiced rum!

I'll save you a table! "

Oh forgot to ask, what time is the bar open till? Hopefully it's open untill Weatherspoons opens for breakfast in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cold bottle of desperado with a slice & pink gin

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

There’s already a fab bar running!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s already a fab bar running!"
Welll competition is always good for business

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire


"There’s already a fab bar running! Welll competition is always good for business "

So it seems

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s already a fab bar running!"

This one was open first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There’s already a fab bar running! Welll competition is always good for business

So it seems"

MEOW!!

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By *easonalSirMan
over a year ago

Newton Aycliffe

Triple rum and C please

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By *iamondCougarWoman
over a year ago

Norfuck! / Lincolnshire

Oops my apologies Eileen ...

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