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"Does not appear in photograph's or mirrors." His name should be spunky pants  | |||
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"Does not appear in photograph's or mirrors. His name should be spunky pants "He said "not at all true" | |||
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"Does not appear in photograph's or mirrors. His name should be spunky pants "Was the first to discover the answer to the question "what is the meaning of life?" but forgot it after an unfortunate incident with a hamster and a tricycle | |||
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"Does not appear in photograph's or mirrors. His name should be spunky pants
He said "not at all true""A champion at plate twirling  | |||
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"Does not appear in photograph's or mirrors. His name should be spunky pants
He said "not at all true"
A champion at plate twirling "Was recently credited by the UN for her humanitarian efforts in bringing medical care to wetherspoons patrons. | |||
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"Doesn't carry a wallet, stores his money in his "bum bag" (he has to clench to stop the coins falling out). " Is a local celebrity for her political speeches on buses. | |||
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"Doesn't carry a wallet, stores his money in his "bum bag" (he has to clench to stop the coins falling out). Is a local celebrity for her political speeches on buses. " Is know for charitable offering of clothing for the cold and needy | |||
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"Doesn't carry a wallet, stores his money in his "bum bag" (he has to clench to stop the coins falling out). Is a local celebrity for her political speeches on buses. " Once worked making blackpool rock until she spelt it wrong | |||
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"Doesn't carry a wallet, stores his money in his "bum bag" (he has to clench to stop the coins falling out). Is a local celebrity for her political speeches on buses. " Doesn't actually wear clothes, everytime that she goes out in public she stencils patterns directly onto her skin with a mixture of sharpies, crayons and assorted condiments. People often remark after her passing on how inexplicably hungry they now are. | |||
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"Has a singing digestive biscuit called Cyril at the bottom of the garden" Dig breeder that like a to name all his dogs Dave | |||
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"Doesn't carry a wallet, stores his money in his "bum bag" (he has to clench to stop the coins falling out). Is a local celebrity for her political speeches on buses. Once worked making blackpool rock until she spelt it wrong " Owns the rights to the word 'cup' everytime it gets used, he receives a dividend | |||
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"Doesn't carry a wallet, stores his money in his "bum bag" (he has to clench to stop the coins falling out). Is a local celebrity for her political speeches on buses. Once worked making blackpool rock until she spelt it wrong Owns the rights to the word 'cup' everytime it gets used, he receives a dividend " Currently in a straight jacket padded cell drawing on Walls with his toes | |||
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"Has a small penis. Doesn't wear pants while spanking. " Is the 'sixth member' of Steps. Unfortunately she never gets to appear on stage with them but does most of the singing for 'H' and controls Lisa through the latest in body capture puppetry. | |||
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"Was once the secret 6th band member in Steps" Train spotter with the anorak | |||
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"Was once the secret 6th band member in Steps" Is there an echo in here?! Likes to make grandiose claims at dinner parties such as "I invented the echo" and "cows are actually bisexual". At the last count he holds 34654 patents, all for different types of leaves. | |||
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"Secretly stalks angelos epithemiou "Likes to wear t and stomp around in fields | |||
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Likes to wear t and stomp around in fields "Once lost her thumbs in a high stakes game of poker with Bernard Cribbins, she had to adapt several wooden coffee stirrers as opposable digits for several months until she won them back in an aggressive game of hungry hippos. | |||
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"On Thursdays puts on a shrimp costume and runs around city centres shouting "where's me bus pass"." Has made the art of cock farting into the Olympics | |||
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"On Thursdays puts on a shrimp costume and runs around city centres shouting "where's me bus pass". Has made the art of cock farting into the Olympics "Her proudest achievement was winning the "best adapted screenplay" award for her word on the little known Armenian tear jerker "If only for the flute in my pocket". Ironically the excepts used were when her cat walked across the keyboard. | |||
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"On Thursdays puts on a shrimp costume and runs around city centres shouting "where's me bus pass". Has made the art of cock farting into the Olympics
Her proudest achievement was winning the "best adapted screenplay" award for her word on the little known Armenian tear jerker "If only for the flute in my pocket". Ironically the excepts used were when her cat walked across the keyboard. "This guy is famous for egg cups using the tip of his dick to model them | |||
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"On Thursdays puts on a shrimp costume and runs around city centres shouting "where's me bus pass". Has made the art of cock farting into the Olympics
Her proudest achievement was winning the "best adapted screenplay" award for her word on the little known Armenian tear jerker "If only for the flute in my pocket". Ironically the excepts used were when her cat walked across the keyboard.
This guy is famous for egg cups using the tip of his dick to model them "Which is the reason that you should always wash them before use... | |||
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"Got his username after realising his testicles kept landing him in hot water...or was it because he likes dipping them in hot water? I can't remember. "Was struck off for being a doctor after trying the echo technique | |||
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"At the height of orgasm, this delightful beauty has been known to squirt gin from her pussy" Worked with Johnny Cash on the video for Ring of Fire. | |||
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"At the height of orgasm, this delightful beauty has been known to squirt gin from her pussy Worked with Johnny Cash on the video for Ring of Fire." Has more parking fines than anyone else in her town | |||
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"At the height of orgasm, this delightful beauty has been known to squirt gin from her pussy Worked with Johnny Cash on the video for Ring of Fire. Has more parking fines than anyone else in her town " Loves to do the position crouching Dragon every Thursday at 3 pm | |||
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" Actually has eyeballs on his penis." Voted to have the right to marry chickens | |||
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" Actually has eyeballs on his penis. Voted to have the right to marry chickens " Has been banned from the city of Bristol for public order offences, even though she's never actually been to Bristol. The banning was as a result of an argument with the then mayor over the last packet of waffles at her local Tescos. | |||
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"At precisely 12 o'clock midnight on the 4th of May he fires two red hot fireballs from each eyebrow in an effort summon the ghost of Alec Guinness." Has been mentally conditioned to only respond sexually to pictures of Bobby Davro after a stage hypn*sis stunt went wrong. | |||
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"Had her vagina custom made on the dark web by dwarfs" He works exclusively for payment in beans and pulses after the world financial organisations blacklisted him. This was after he called their partners fat at a black tie gala. | |||
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"Had her vagina custom made on the dark web by dwarfs He works exclusively for payment in beans and pulses after the world financial organisations blacklisted him. This was after he called their partners fat at a black tie gala. " Is a specialist in the working of a woman's brain | |||
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"Has bought every Wagon Wheel ever made in the hope of resolving the eternal quandary, have Wagon Wheels got smaller?" Collects plastic straws | |||
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"Has bought every Wagon Wheel ever made in the hope of resolving the eternal quandary, have Wagon Wheels got smaller? Collects plastic straws " She's not scarlet she's green. Big green puss filled sores everywhere  | |||
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"Is entirely made out of sugar puffs." Inventor of the first human/computer telepathic keyboard interface, also is the first person to be banned from Facebook, twitter, Snapchat, kik, WhatsApp, MySpace, bebo and Facebook messenger, for indecent comments and speaking his mind | |||
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