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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've decided to commandeer an island and declare it an independent state.

Would you like to come?

What role will you take on in the new society and what rules would you like me to implement?

*The sighs are happy sighs.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I decree that PMF shall drive the boat to and from the mainland

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places

Can I be the Lord of the islsnd?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Depends . Can I bring Pooch ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the Lord of the islsnd?"

As long as you remember the Lady has ultimate control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Depends . Can I bring Pooch ??"

Of course! Plenty of space for walking and beaches for swimming!

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By *irth.Minge.FireMan
over a year ago

Seen in far off places


"Can I be the Lord of the islsnd?

As long as you remember the Lady has ultimate control. "

As if I could ever forget...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P"

Yes. I'm sure it won't be long until someone volunteers as barman/waiter, just hang in there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I come?

I'll make cakes!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the Lord of the islsnd?

As long as you remember the Lady has ultimate control.

As if I could ever forget..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's somewhere hot clothing would be banned on Sundays.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P"

Can I lounge with her ^^^

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes! "

Yes. We'll get Hatter making tea too. Happy days!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P"

Sounds a plan . Although when you recover you can help me walking my dog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ll be the bishop

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If it's somewhere hot clothing would be banned on Sundays. "

How about clothing is optional? I don't want to force people to do what they don't want to.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Depends . Can I bring Pooch ??

Of course! Plenty of space for walking and beaches for swimming! "

Cool . Me and Pooch are in . I can be a naked barman too

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes! "

^ She's in

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P

Can I lounge with her ^^^"

No but you can "nurse" her with shared cocktails and perving.

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P

Can I lounge with her ^^^"

Can I lounge with them?

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon

Do you need an entertainment officer?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be the bishop "

Harold? We can get you a tuba!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P

Can I lounge with her ^^^

No but you can "nurse" her with shared cocktails and perving. "

No problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll grow the food if I have to have make a contribution, but mostly I'll be climbing trees

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll grow the food if I have to have make a contribution, but mostly I'll be climbing trees "

Ooohhh! Can we build a tree house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll grow the food if I have to have make a contribution, but mostly I'll be climbing trees

Ooohhh! Can we build a tree house? "

Most definitely, I was planning a little village in the canopy connected by walkways.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be the bishop

Harold? We can get you a tuba! "

I’ll use my aspergillum to splash my ‘holy water’ over you all each Sunday

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'll grow the food if I have to have make a contribution, but mostly I'll be climbing trees

Ooohhh! Can we build a tree house? "

No ..You will be too busy cooking my Apple Pies

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P

Can I lounge with her ^^^

Can I lounge with them? "

Not until you do your job! What is it gonna be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you need an entertainment officer?"

Yes! I love a cabaret

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P

Can I lounge with her ^^^

Can I lounge with them?

Not until you do your job! What is it gonna be? "

Treetop village architect

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll grow the food if I have to have make a contribution, but mostly I'll be climbing trees "

We can plant fruit trees, kill 2 birds with one stone!

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By *ebjonnsonMan
over a year ago

Maldon


"I'll grow the food if I have to have make a contribution, but mostly I'll be climbing trees

We can plant fruit trees, kill 2 birds with one stone! "

Don’t kill any birds!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ll be the bishop

Harold? We can get you a tuba!

I’ll use my aspergillum to splash my ‘holy water’ over you all each Sunday "

Maybe not us all, just the ones who are into facials.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P

Can I lounge with her ^^^

Can I lounge with them?

Not until you do your job! What is it gonna be?

Treetop village architect "

Nell is on it. You can be builder. Complete with builder's bum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P Sounds a plan . Although when you recover you can help me walking my dog "

For sure. Me and Nora can take it in turns

P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P

Can I lounge with her ^^^

No but you can "nurse" her with shared cocktails and perving.

No problem "

Yaaaay, I have a nurse.

Ooooooo matron

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P

Can I lounge with her ^^^

No but you can "nurse" her with shared cocktails and perving.

No problem

Yaaaay, I have a nurse.

Ooooooo matron "

I’ll bring my nurse outfit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll grow the food if I have to have make a contribution, but mostly I'll be climbing trees

Ooohhh! Can we build a tree house?

Most definitely, I was planning a little village in the canopy connected by walkways. "

Yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'll grow the food if I have to have make a contribution, but mostly I'll be climbing trees

Ooohhh! Can we build a tree house? No ..You will be too busy cooking my Apple Pies "

They're easy...I'll have time for other things!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"Can I just lounge around as eye candy please? I've sustained a slight injury on my left cankle and am sporting a limp and pained look on my face.

P Sounds a plan . Although when you recover you can help me walking my dog

For sure. Me and Nora can take it in turns

P"

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity


"I'll grow the food if I have to have make a contribution, but mostly I'll be climbing trees

Ooohhh! Can we build a tree house? No ..You will be too busy cooking my Apple Pies

They're easy...I'll have time for other things! "

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If it's somewhere hot clothing would be banned on Sundays.

How about clothing is optional? I don't want to force people to do what they don't want to. "

Fair enough, i agree we should be seen to be inclusive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put some clothes on Ruby you'll catch your death

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

Sighs matters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I decree that PMF shall drive the boat to and from the mainland "
but i wanna play on the beach

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can help collect firewood if I’m allowed to come?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll be the average guy to be a benchmark for all the other chaps to be compared with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be a greenkeeper, so I could translate that knowledge to a more agricultural role

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be the official taster? Meaning cocktails and pies of course to check if they’re up to standard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to be a greenkeeper, so I could translate that knowledge to a more agricultural role"

Mowing parsnips?

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By *omaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

It's not in the EU is it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put some clothes on Ruby you'll catch your death "

Yes Dad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put some clothes on Ruby you'll catch your death

Yes Dad "

Very funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sighs matters "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I decree that PMF shall drive the boat to and from the mainland but i wanna play on the beach"

You can. In between journeys

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can help collect firewood if I’m allowed to come?"
definitely x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'll be the average guy to be a benchmark for all the other chaps to be compared with "

Line up boys! Cocks out!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I used to be a greenkeeper, so I could translate that knowledge to a more agricultural role"
perfect!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I be the official taster? Meaning cocktails and pies of course to check if they’re up to standard "

Yes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I decree that PMF shall drive the boat to and from the mainland but i wanna play on the beach

You can. In between journeys "

phew thats ok then gonna need a navigator tho for the boat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's not in the EU is it?"
no. Completely independent and self sufficient.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It sounds perfect.

I will happily take the role of gardener or pool boy.

The only rule I would want to see implemented is:

“Be excellent to each other” - Bill S Preston Esq.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I decree that PMF shall drive the boat to and from the mainland but i wanna play on the beach

You can. In between journeys phew thats ok then gonna need a navigator tho for the boat"

It's a straight line!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm happy going whereever you feel I'm best placed.

Till I'm not

If it's tropical I'd enjoy fishing and sea based scavenging. Equally happy building, farming and chipping in where my endurance is needed. Provided everyone else does their bit.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It sounds perfect.

I will happily take the role of gardener or pool boy.

The only rule I would want to see implemented is:

“Be excellent to each other” - Bill S Preston Esq."

Pool boy in teeny tiny shorts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm happy going whereever you feel I'm best placed.

Till I'm not

If it's tropical I'd enjoy fishing and sea based scavenging. Equally happy building, farming and chipping in where my endurance is needed. Provided everyone else does their bit. "

Ghengis the FisherKhan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I be the official taster? Meaning cocktails and pies of course to check if they’re up to standard

Yes "

Woohoo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put some clothes on Ruby you'll catch your death

Yes Dad "

Shouldn't that be daddy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’ll be the bishop

Harold? We can get you a tuba!

I’ll use my aspergillum to splash my ‘holy water’ over you all each Sunday

Maybe not us all, just the ones who are into facials. "

Ok. Bless you my child!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put some clothes on Ruby you'll catch your death

Yes Dad

Shouldn't that be daddy? "

I think "Daddies" tend to want the clothes off?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put some clothes on Ruby you'll catch your death

Yes Dad

Shouldn't that be daddy?

I think "Daddies" tend to want the clothes off? "

Noooooooo little skimpy things with pigtails and sucking a lollypop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put some clothes on Ruby you'll catch your death

Yes Dad

Shouldn't that be daddy?

I think "Daddies" tend to want the clothes off?

Noooooooo little skimpy things with pigtails and sucking a lollypop "

Oh and a baseball bat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put some clothes on Ruby you'll catch your death

Yes Dad

Shouldn't that be daddy?

I think "Daddies" tend to want the clothes off?

Noooooooo little skimpy things with pigtails and sucking a lollypop

Oh and a baseball bat"

Ok. But I'll look like a right twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put some clothes on Ruby you'll catch your death

Yes Dad

Shouldn't that be daddy?

I think "Daddies" tend to want the clothes off?

Noooooooo little skimpy things with pigtails and sucking a lollypop

Oh and a baseball bat

Ok. But I'll look like a right twat "

That's OK, have you seen my avatar? It screams TWAT!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put some clothes on Ruby you'll catch your death

Yes Dad

Shouldn't that be daddy?

I think "Daddies" tend to want the clothes off?

Noooooooo little skimpy things with pigtails and sucking a lollypop

Oh and a baseball bat

Ok. But I'll look like a right twat

That's OK, have you seen my avatar? It screams TWAT! "

we'll be the perfect pair

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Ile run the beach cafe and keep the sun tan cream in the fridge

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By *inkysexpotMan
over a year ago

leeds

Can I help with the tree top village?

I'm quite good with my hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes!

Yes. We'll get Hatter making tea too. Happy days! "

I was going to offer to make the tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It sounds perfect.

I will happily take the role of gardener or pool boy.

The only rule I would want to see implemented is:

“Be excellent to each other” - Bill S Preston Esq.

Pool boy in teeny tiny shorts "

You are supreme ruler so if that is the uniform

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes!

Yes. We'll get Hatter making tea too. Happy days!

I was going to offer to make the tea "

Remember please that I’m the official taster

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ile run the beach cafe and keep the sun tan cream in the fridge"

And rub it on?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I help with the tree top village?

I'm quite good with my hands "

you can

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes!

Yes. We'll get Hatter making tea too. Happy days!

I was going to offer to make the tea "

I knew you would pretty one x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be part of the welcome party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes!

Yes. We'll get Hatter making tea too. Happy days!

I was going to offer to make the tea

Remember please that I’m the official taster "

You'll have to sit next to me then, I make a lot of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes!

Yes. We'll get Hatter making tea too. Happy days!

I was going to offer to make the tea

I knew you would pretty one x"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes!

Yes. We'll get Hatter making tea too. Happy days!

I was going to offer to make the tea

Remember please that I’m the official taster

You'll have to sit next to me then, I make a lot of tea. "

Now this is contraversial, and I understand if it's something you're not comfortable with, but would you also consider making the coffee?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes!

Yes. We'll get Hatter making tea too. Happy days!

I was going to offer to make the tea

Remember please that I’m the official taster

You'll have to sit next to me then, I make a lot of tea.

Now this is contraversial, and I understand if it's something you're not comfortable with, but would you also consider making the coffee? "

Uh oh. Could this be trouble brewing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes!

Yes. We'll get Hatter making tea too. Happy days!

I was going to offer to make the tea

Remember please that I’m the official taster

You'll have to sit next to me then, I make a lot of tea.

Now this is contraversial, and I understand if it's something you're not comfortable with, but would you also consider making the coffee? "

For you, of course I would.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes!

Yes. We'll get Hatter making tea too. Happy days!

I was going to offer to make the tea

Remember please that I’m the official taster

You'll have to sit next to me then, I make a lot of tea.

Now this is contraversial, and I understand if it's something you're not comfortable with, but would you also consider making the coffee?

For you, of course I would. "

Thank you darling *strokes pretty blonde hair*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've decided to commandeer an island and declare it an independent state.

Would you like to come?

What role will you take on in the new society and what rules would you like me to implement?

*The sighs are happy sighs.

"

What an excellent idea. I'm a professional drug dealer, will that help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can I come?

I'll make cakes!

Yes. We'll get Hatter making tea too. Happy days!

I was going to offer to make the tea

Remember please that I’m the official taster

You'll have to sit next to me then, I make a lot of tea.

Now this is contraversial, and I understand if it's something you're not comfortable with, but would you also consider making the coffee?

For you, of course I would.

Thank you darling *strokes pretty blonde hair*"

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

Spouse is better make sure I have a selection of ribbons for hatters hair

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